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(Originally posted on: 03-16-03 01:35:34 AM)
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I was sitting here with the TV down on my desk, getting ready to play Halo for a few hours, when I decided to check INTL and a few other forums while I ate something. I clicked on my over-head lamp that swings around and has springs on it so I could see to get out of my room and into the kitchen.

I come back a few minutes later and I smell something burning, so I shut off the Xbox and start looking for smoke. I spin the Box around and pulled my light up so I could look at it - but a huge string of melted plastic came with the light bulb. Apparently one of the springs snapped off when I turned on the lamp, and it landed on top of my TV.

I can see the insides of my TV through a huge mother-fucking piece of shit worthless cunt sucking cum guzzling dick munching shit consuming mucus chewing mother puss crap hat fucking shit bastard lesbian gay fag hole in the top of the damn thing.

It still works, but now I have to make sure I don't set anything small on top of my TV set.

Dammit.
So, yay
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Reply 1 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 01:48:09 AM)
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Hahahaha. Sorry, that's pretty funny.

You should always keep hot lamps away from meltable stuff.
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Reply 2 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 02:16:41 AM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Hahahaha. Sorry, that's pretty funny.

You should always keep hot lamps away from meltable stuff.

Flammable stuff too!

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Reply 3 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 02:34:50 AM)
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Imflammable means flammable? What a country!

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Reply 4 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 07:08:00 AM)
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cover it over with some tape.
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Reply 5 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 12:04:53 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Hahahaha. Sorry, that's pretty funny.

You should always keep hot lamps away from meltable stuff.

Flammable stuff too!


rofl
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Reply 6 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 12:14:46 PM)
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That's too bad. Feel happy that it didn't burn a hole in you.

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Reply 7 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 12:55:21 PM)
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Lightbulb = hot

Plastic = melts

You should've used some common sense, TPC.
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Reply 8 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 01:48:09 PM)
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You should've used some common sense, TPC.
You should've read the damn post, jackass.
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Reply 9 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 04:32:00 PM)
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My friend did the same exact thing but ended up burning a hole into the top of his computer monitor. Consider yourself lucky; his monitor is no longer functioning.
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Reply 10 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 04:41:49 PM)
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You should've read the damn post, jackass.


Why'd you melt the top of your TV?
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Reply 11 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 08:29:46 PM)
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I shall reiterate.

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Apparently one of the springs snapped off when I turned on the lamp, and it landed on top of my TV.

"It" being the "lamp".
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Reply 12 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 09:56:30 PM)
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Imflammable means flammable? What a country!


Guys, don't pay attention to Izzy. In the Philippines, everything is on fire. Shit, their rain is on fire.


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Reply 13 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-16-03 10:03:48 PM)
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Quoted from ThePerfectCore:
I shall reiterate.

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Apparently one of the springs snapped off when I turned on the lamp, and it landed on top of my TV.

"It" being the "lamp".


So why did you melt it, if the lamp was broken?
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Reply 14 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-17-03 01:59:16 PM)
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I agree. Just duct tape over it. It'll almost be as good as new, especially if you write something like
"(the lamp manufacturer) sucks!" on it.
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Reply 15 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-17-03 02:07:39 PM)
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Undefined, don't you mean duct duct tape? As in, duct the duct tap...

Fuck. That's going to bother me now.
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Reply 16 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-17-03 02:15:39 PM)
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Quoted from Tyr:
Undefined, don't you mean duct duct tape? As in, duct the duct tap...

Fuck. That's going to bother me now.


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Reply 17 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-17-03 02:26:08 PM)
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I don't get it. Is it because I cut tape off?

*cries*
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Reply 18 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-18-03 04:51:14 AM)
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I had this exact same thing happen except it wasn't a TV thank goodness but a really cheap cassette recorder/player which I didn't miss. Thank goodness I didn't go away and leave it for long or the house would have come down.
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Reply 19 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-18-03 08:57:40 PM)
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duct tape - that gray kind resiliant tape that was originally used for DUCTS, like, heating ducts, but is now used for everything from shoe repair to stopping anthrax?
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Reply 20 of 20 (Originally posted on: 03-18-03 09:25:06 PM)
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I love Duct tape. Its like Mr. Solve everything. You can use it on anything. Tape up some Christmas Lights that are falling, tape up a crack in the ceiling, tape back on Michael Jackson's nose. Its a miracle maker.
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