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Air Bud
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Some plants even masturbate into their own vaginas in order to reproduce.

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I just got off the phone with the server administrator. We basically talked exclusively about INTL and why it's been bogging down lately. Throughout our conversation, we came to the conclusion that it would be best if alternate means of revenue were used to help pay for the server and bandwidth.

What do I mean by alternate means of revenue?

Banner ads.

Yes, unfortunately, INTL will soon have banner ads. It hurts me to write that, in fact, I'm nearly in tears (not really). Anyway, banner ads are becoming increasingly necessary to maintain this site, but why?

Well, the server that INTL is currently hosted on also hosts about 25-40 other sites and those sites are starting to run slower, because INTL is beginning to suck up system resources. In turn, I'd like to, within the next six months, purchase my own dedicated server and host INTL on it exclusively. This will cost money. Lots and lots of money. Money that I don't have. So in turn, I plan on adding banner ads to help me raise as much revenue as possible, so that I don't have to shut down INTL, because it's causing clients to cancel their accounts with the server administrator.

Now, when I add banner ads to the site, I will try not to include obnoxious ads and popup ads. However, when I do add them, I'm going to need as much help as possible. By help, I mean clicking the ads once or twice a day, so that I can maximize the amount of money I bring in.

That's about it, folks. I hate to bring INTL to this extreme, but as I said, it's becoming increasingly necessary to maintain and upkeep the site that we all know and love.

Wok
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I'm fine with that, so long as they're porn ads.

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That's cool.
As long as it keeps INTL running, it's a good idea.

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Nova - "She'd be a lot hotter if she wasn't pissing herself.

Pertti Susilainen
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Alright, do what you must to keep INTL going.

shelper

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As they said, do what you must.
we could have a contest or something, whoever finds the most humerous/arouzing/whatever ad on intl...

TheCheeser

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Works for me. Try and get some banner ads for the Milf Hunter, that guy rocks.

Sixten Sparre
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wears neckerchiefs

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Yeah.....cool ads like the ones on Something Awful.......

Hope no popups......

Air Bud
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Some plants even masturbate into their own vaginas in order to reproduce.

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The ads at Something Awful are paid for by the forumers at Something Awful.

TheCheeser

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I have the same hope as Surt that there wil lnever be popups. No good can come from them.

Fisher
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Fishdick

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How much money are you talking about? Because I just mailed 80$ to Joel, and if there's a dire need, I can spare some change; like PR's system.

Lovely Insanity

Insane Love

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I don't mind pop-ups, if it's necessary. As long as they only pop-up once.

There's no place like home...

NNY
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Staying in alone, with my cat.

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whatever you need to do. wish i could help, but im poorer than ethiopian dirt.

"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"

Goatsexer

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Well aslong as popups are minimal I could deal with them. I would prefer you just stick to banners though. As long as this site stays up though I would be happy. I just got here and it seems really cool.

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Zan-beef

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It's fine with me. i'm a serial-killer :)

Atleast the purpose of these ads may actually benefit us in the long term. i'm a serial-killer :)

*Swigs some 409*

AndyMan1

LBH was here.

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I know i don't frequent here much, but I think banner ads would be best, like you said. Pop ups don't even reach me..*pats mozilla*

You'll get my clicks.

Sig? I don't need no stinking Sig!

Stormraider
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im gay

Pop-Ups are satan.

Banner adds everyone will learn to live with. They're a small price to pay for the continued existence of INTL.

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Nemesis
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They're ALL scientologists damn you! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

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Pop up ads are retarded, please dont get them sandy....on a side note www.panicware.com has a nice freeware popup stopper which I'm currently using.

"A Real Friend Bails U Outta Jail...A Best Friend Is Next To You Sayin That Shit Was Off The Hook Lets Do It Again!"

flaming arrow
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old time judge suck cock

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I thought, upon clicking this thread, that something terrible had happened. Banner ads are alright. In fact, I'll try to click them as much as possible.

"I'm a thief when all else fails, and all else failed." - Gambit
"It feels like I'm getting more famouser every day." - Avril Lavigne
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Nemesis
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They're ALL scientologists damn you! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

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or we could write a script to do it for us.....so sandy would actually make mon...wait nevermind thats more than likely illegal heh.....

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antpocas
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"If it were, Santana and I would be dating.

GLEEK

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It's fine by me. Hell, this browser's probably unable to open them anyway. But I'll click 'em when I use IE.

Mojo
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Big Mamma Bitch

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Just want to say thanks. This place is a lot of fun for me, and a great escape from my real world of grown-ups. Hanging out here helps me relate to my own kid, too, and there are some very nice people here that either crack me up daily or touch me with their sincerity.

I'll click as much as I can on the banners, but pop-up ads make me grow fangs.

So, yeah.

"Give me the luxuries of life and I can do without some of the necessities."
-Evelyn Waugh

BalsaWoodKeyboard
LBH was here.

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Quoted from Stormraider:
Pop-Ups are satan.

Banner adds everyone will learn to live with. They're a small price to pay for the continued existence of INTL.

YAR.

Now, when clouds of Fate o'ercast
All my Present, and my Past,
Let my Future radiant shine
With sweet hopes of thee and thine.
-Edgar Allan Poe

Guy Tuttle and Ass
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gotta get that VICTORY ROYALE #gamer #memes #LoL

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I'm fine with banner ads.

Thanks, Jeff.

There was only one road back to L.A. US Interstate 15, just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo, then on to the Hollywood Freeway straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity. Just another freak in the Freak Kingdom. We'd gone in search of the American Dream. It had been a lame fuck around, a waste of time. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: a man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Magus

Benze and I should have a sad-off

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Banner ads are no big deal.

Well, well, well... Magus finally has free time to post!

The Crazy Person
By "Crazy" I Meant "Stupid"

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I hate pop-ups as much as anyone, but I can live with them. Run some Porn site adds so that people actually click on the links.

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