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peach
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(Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:14:23 PM)
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For example, if Sunshine had posted before me, I'd tend to think that she'd be controlling and probably would like something vampire-esque, and after give me a run-down of exactly what was good and bad about the sex, and possibly some tips of what would make sex better, and societal norms concerning sex, and so on.

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Reply 1 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:16:10 PM)
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Preferably in public for the obvious reasons.
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Reply 2 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:17:08 PM)
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dani, steaming, no doubt. with the necessary accessories obviously.
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Reply 3 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:17:48 PM)
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uncomfortable.
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Reply 4 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:19:13 PM)
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It would be better if he didn't call me punkin through it and didnt scream "fuck me like the bunny"

Oh and he called me Melanie. *weeps*
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Reply 5 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:21:43 PM)
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RABBIT BESTALITY OMG!
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Reply 6 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:25:30 PM)
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Longer replies, you nerds!!

And sex with idiot boy would certainly involve a lot of "Who are you?!" and "What are you doing!?" and later on "ohhhhhhh, that's nice."
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Reply 7 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:27:07 PM)
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And sex with idiot boy would certainly involve a lot of "Who are you?!" and "What are you doing!?" and later on "ohhhhhhh, that's nice."


You fucking bet.
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Reply 8 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:28:16 PM)
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With peach: probably beer and a video camera.
edit: with Idiotboy: It would be very very very very VERY drunken.

"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Flaming Arrow
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Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 9 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:32:06 PM)
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With dimi it would be informative yet unsatisfying.
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Reply 10 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:34:12 PM)
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With smokey it would be painful yet furry.

"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Flaming Arrow
"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 11 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:35:11 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
With smokey it would be painful yet furry.


Damn straight!

Don't forget sadomasochistic!
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Reply 12 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:36:46 PM)
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In a smoke-filled room, obviously.

Not only does it make it harder to scream out in pain, it also makes it so you can't see the rabbit you're fucking.
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Reply 13 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 10:59:47 PM)
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It would include mind-altering drugs.

"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Flaming Arrow
"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

peach
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Reply 14 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:02:31 PM)
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With Dimi it would hopefully involve a botched game of Twister with sexy results.
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Reply 15 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:08:01 PM)
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however they like it, unles its too fucked up.
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 16 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:10:20 PM)
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With Dani, there would be kissing, and sucking, and fisting, and clit licking, and wrestling, and handcuffs, and romantic whisperings, and toe wiggling, and fingering, and nipple love, and fondling, and all on a matress without sheets! Afterwards, we would settle down for a cup of tea, snuggle, and read to each other, or possibly watch "The Last Unicorn".
It is said the Devil has all the best tunes.
This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers.


Witty Tirade (9:57:12 PM): Where I come from, the South, we have a thing called honour.
ExtraKryspi346 (9:57:41 PM): Does it involve lynching niggers?
ExtraKryspi346 (9:57:58 PM): Because that's all you southern folk can do right
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Reply 17 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:10:59 PM)
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I think the only way this one would happen was if NNY was raping me. I'd probably be trying to smash his face and defend myself. I guess it would be a domination kind of thing.
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Reply 18 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:11:07 PM)
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Two Jews?
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Reply 19 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:12:21 PM)
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I can't have sex with Mr Pixies. I would tear his fairy wings. *sad*

But if I did, it'd be in the kitchen.
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ExtraKryspi346 (9:57:41 PM): Does it involve lynching niggers?
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Reply 20 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:16:32 PM)
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Vervet...I would imagine that would be a regular fassion of intercourse. We don't know each other that well, so lots of exploration would be involved.
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Reply 21 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:22:51 PM)
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Quoted from Vervet:
With Dani, there would be kissing, and sucking, and fisting, and clit licking, and wrestling, and handcuffs, and romantic whisperings, and toe wiggling, and fingering, and nipple love, and fondling, and all on a matress without sheets! Afterwards, we would settle down for a cup of tea, snuggle, and read to each other, or possibly watch "The Last Unicorn".

That was really hot except MAYBE the fisting part. Have you thought of this before, vervie LOL IM SUCH A FAG!! I like the Last Unicorn idea, too.

Oh, and since Ztolk is above me (or is when I'm posting this) I'll say that it would be fun because he's tall and cool, and seemingly reserved.
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Reply 22 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:27:15 PM)
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Quoted from peach:
Quoted from Vervet:
With Dani, there would be kissing, and sucking, and fisting, and clit licking, and wrestling, and handcuffs, and romantic whisperings, and toe wiggling, and fingering, and nipple love, and fondling, and all on a matress without sheets! Afterwards, we would settle down for a cup of tea, snuggle, and read to each other, or possibly watch "The Last Unicorn".

That was really hot except MAYBE the fisting part. Have you thought of this before, vervie LOL IM SUCH A FAG!! I like the Last Unicorn idea, too.


Eh, fisting just came with the thought of lesbian sex. I haven't thought about it that much at all, really. I made that post in under 30 seconds, but I know you rather well, so I suppose that means I'd know what we would do. :p
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ExtraKryspi346 (9:57:41 PM): Does it involve lynching niggers?
ExtraKryspi346 (9:57:58 PM): Because that's all you southern folk can do right
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Reply 23 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:32:08 PM)
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It would be slow and romantic with candles and dimly lit rooms and flower petals and a violinist outside the window. However, after about thirteen or fourteen minutes I'd start calling her "carrot top" and she'd cry (like they always do) as I sat there dry humping her limp, sobbing body.

Actually, just go from the end of the carrot top remark.
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Reply 24 of 300 (Originally posted on: 03-01-03 11:33:50 PM)
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Sex with brad would probably include a half hour of climbing his leg to finally reach his penis.

"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Flaming Arrow
"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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