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Reply 14 of 55 (Originally posted on: 05-05-02 08:31:04 PM)
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Here's what I got so far, this is by no means finalized. Any suggestions are welcome.
Welcome to Interesting Nonetheless. So I take it that you’ve decided to register an account at this site. Well, you’re more than welcome to do so, but there are a few rules and regulations that you must first understand before you are allowed to continue using this site.
1. The content of this Terms of Service is subject to change without any notice or forewarning, thus you are expected to keep up to date with this document in order to eliminate the possibility of violating a rule within and either having your account suspended, deleted, or banned.
2. This site contains offensive language and may contain offensive images. If you have any qualms with that, it is suggested that you do not register an account here and never come back. Simply said, if you have a problem with offensive language and certain offensive images (including, but not limited to that of pornography), you are not welcome. Ever. If you register an account here for the sole purpose of coming in here to complain that something we are talking about is “against your beliefs” or something along those lines, you will be banned and your post will be deleted, no questions asked.
3. As mentioned in the previous point, the posting of pornographic and/or offensive images is allowed, unless clearly stated within the sub-forum’s guideline. When and if you decide to create a thread that has pornographic or offensive images and/or links to pornographic or offensive sites, you are expected to notify that the thread contains such content within the title of your thread. For example: “New Aria Giovanna Image Set [Not Work Safe]”. Failure to do so will result in your thread getting hidden or deleted and you will get a warning.
4. You are allowed to porn and/or other non-work safe images within threads that are not previously labeled “Not Work Safe.” Yet, any images, which are pornographic and/or offensive, must be linked using the [url] tags and accompanied with a “Not Work Safe” tag, so that anyone that would be tempted to click such a link will know not to click it when at work or school.
5. When and if you post ANY images of ANY content, work-safe or not, you are expected to ONLY link images that are hosted on this server or your own server. Any images that you link off of webspace that is not your own, you are expected to use the [url] tags, failure to do so will result in a moderator or administrator editing your post and replacing the [img] tag with the [url] tags. This is to prevent from directly leeching bandwidth off of other servers for every single page view such thread generates. If you habitually link images off of other servers, you will be warned, then banned accordingly.
6. Whenever you link images with the [img] tag, the image must be less than 100KB in size and MUST NOT exceed 800 pixels in width and 600 pixels in height. If you want to post an image that is larger than 100KB and/or larger than 800x600 in dimension, you must use the [url] tag. If a moderator or administrator sees such an image, they will edit your post, replacing [img] with [url]. Habitually doing such, will result in a warning, further violations of this WILL result in a banning. Just follow the damn rule.
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