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Dear Danielle,

You put me on ignore and you put Wheezy on ignore. And for what? All because I called you a dyke.

Now, you must admit, at the time, you were acting like a dyke. Like a complete dyke. I mean, Christ, if the National Association of Gays and Dykes were electing a new Minister of Dykes, you'd have a good shot at winning.

There's something about you becoming an Admin, but that won't happen unless, like, a dyke forum opens or something.

So stop being a dyke and take me off ignore so I can complain to you some more.

Love,
IClan_Emporer
Level 41 Jew

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Dear Tyr,

You're little pillow cry is apparently worrying Flaming Arrow to the extent that he's preoccupied and can't listen to me complain to him. In an effort to liberate his attention, I've come in here to set you straight.

Now, first of all, I did not read that God-awful chat you posted. That's mostly because I don't care about you and the Dyke of Babylon over there. I did, however, skim through it looking for my name.

Then I read some of the replies. And Jesus Christ, you people are a Pantheon of whining. Even the people crusading against whining come off as griping, whiny-ass bitches. I'm not going to cite any examples because, again, I don't care.

Now, some people are complaining over the ethical conflict posed by posting a private chat. Well, really, I don't quite think any of you total whores seemed to care when you read every juicy word of this tripe. It doesn't matter, anyway, considering that only the Archdyke over there is the only one whose private correspondence was compromised and she's normally too busy licking herself to care. No, I'm just kidding, I love you Danielle. Please take off your clothes and hold me while I fall asleep.

It's a common misconception that all women are lesbians. It's just that a majority of them are what I would define as "bi-curious." This has nothing to do with anything else here.

Anyway, back to the point. Tyr is griping over the fact that nobody takes him seriously and everyone hates him. Well, shit, this isn't (to the best extent of my knowledge) fucking Sesame Street. There's no token black kid and not everybody is treated equally and with respect. Some people are stigmatized from the start.

Since I didn't read the chat, I'm not quite sure on whom you place the blame. But the source of your ostracism is found very easily -- yours truly.

That's right, Tyr. You see, a while ago, members of my Inner Circle sometime in mid-July of 2001 at the AOKH OD got together in an eventful ICQ chat session. It was then that I declared "My comrades, I have seen this boy who says he wishes to be one of us, this boy named Tyr. And I say to you, he is total shit. Seriously, nobody like him or anything. In fact, let's all go around and say he's gay and has a foot fetish." And we went forth and said these rude things about Tyr and everyone was influenced and they, too, followed my libel. And it spread through the IGod and was carried here, where you're still insulted and jumped on whenever you do something.

I forget why I did this. I guess it was because I didn't like your name. I mean, "Tyr," what kind of name is that? Is it short for Tyrone? You're not black. Get the hell out of here, you toe-fondling outcast.

As for why everyone likes Danielle, well, I can answer that question in vagina. Yes, it is her clitoris that stimulates her acceptance into society. And her attitude and sauciness makes her beloved. The same goes for other hymen-having individuals of this forum. My dear Amelia, for instance.

So you're jealous of Danielle. Well, fuck, who isn't jealous? Danielle has everything! Why, I'm told she even lives in Canada. And works in a pet store of some sort. She lives a fucking fairytale life.

There are two surefire cures for jealousy. One is to get what they have for yourself and the other is to destroy what they have. You get double points if you do both. In your case, however, you can't because you're a horrible, disfigured person and nobody takes you seriously (thanks to me). You can't quite go around saying "Danielle is a bitch -- Click for details" because, well, nobody takes you seriously. And you can't ever be taken seriously because, well, you have a stupid name.

Maybe you could enlist the aid of someone who is actually liked ala Cyrano de Bergerac. Unfortunately, that probably won't work because, again, you still have the name and, really, someone credible going around saying "Danielle is a bitch -- Click for details" would cause more of a schism than a reversal since, well, she has a vulva.

In summation, Tyrone, I would like for you to rejoin the rank and file and stop stirring shit up. Because it is only when charismatic and intelligent men stir shit up or when these men wait for chaos to break out so that they can make their move that there is reason to worry. Otherwise, there's just you, Tyr, stirring shit up. This isn't a catharsis, nobody's impressed, and nothing great is going to happen. Because it's just you, Tyr, stirring shit up.

Love,
IClan_Emporer
The guy who made everyone hate you a while ago


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this is quite unexpected, yessuh yessuh.

omg, i'm so lolol.
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That was probably the best open letter I've read in awhile.

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That was probably the only open letter I've read in awhile.
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i concur. it reminds me of the IGod.
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Wow.. just wow.


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lol.

Tyr is the viking God of warfare, not a "black" name.

- my knowledge-reflex made me say this.
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this latest addition to the whole fiasco has clarified absolutely nothing, which i think was the intention anyway.

omg, i'm so lolol.
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Quoted from jimmy:
this latest addition to the whole fiasco has clarified absolutely nothing, which i think was the intention anyway.


Yes,a nd it avoids clarification in a fashion which I find to be both amusing and titillating.
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Quoted from uselessinformation:
Quoted from jimmy:
this latest addition to the whole fiasco has clarified absolutely nothing, which i think was the intention anyway.


Yes,a nd it avoids clarification in a fashion which I find to be both amusing and titillating.


come on now. you only said that to have an excuse to use "tit" in a sentence and we all know it.

omg, i'm so lolol.
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It made me smile.

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So Tyr means Tyrone? Neat.

VAGINIAN


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Quoted from Surt:
lol.

Tyr is the viking God of warfare, not a "black" name.

- my knowledge-reflex made me say this.


oh.

VAGINIAN


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I'm entertained, but I'd rather be enlightened.

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Quoted from jimmy:
Quoted from uselessinformation:
Quoted from jimmy:
this latest addition to the whole fiasco has clarified absolutely nothing, which i think was the intention anyway.


Yes,a nd it avoids clarification in a fashion which I find to be both amusing and titillating.


come on now. you only said that to have an excuse to use "tit" in a sentence and we all know it.


I'm not going to deny that.
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Well that's certainly impressive. Hell, I might even be more impressed if I actually knew what was going on.

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Hey Emp, how's it going?

VAGINIAN


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Sorry Tyr, but he killed you.

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He probably can't hear you being all buried and stuff.
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Excellent. I have brought Emporer back.

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Tyr

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Even though I disagree with some of what he says(he does make some good points, though), this makes me miss Emp.

Come back for good, baby.

I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
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i think you should probably get positive karma for that. probably.
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Well, Danielle had been a mega bitch for so long that I decided decisive action was needed. I had been pleading to her arrogant self to stop being such a cock-monger for so long that it was beginning to aggrivate me. Apparently, she didn't listen to me, because everyone was preoccupied with her rampant lesbianism. So I decided major, major shit needed to happen. And happen it did. Hopefully she learns something from all this. I know I was humbled by Emp, and well as others, and it was a good experience. I'm not really jealous, so much as despised at her rather illicit rise to power. Despise. Yes, that's the word. This is nothing more than self-sacrifice.

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Like sand through an hourglass are...The Forums of Our Lives.

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Quoted from Tyr:
Excellent. I have brought Emporer back.


No, you didn't, and don't you dare say you did for a second. You've wet your pants dozens of times before, Tyr. It was just coincidence that this time, I came to beat you for it.


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Glad to see your willpower cracked like an egg Justin. I can't say I'm surprised.

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