(time of death: 01-01-03 08:02:19 PM)
You put me on ignore and you put Wheezy on ignore. And for what? All because I called you a dyke.
Now, you must admit, at the time, you were acting like a dyke. Like a complete dyke. I mean, Christ, if the National Association of Gays and Dykes were electing a new Minister of Dykes, you'd have a good shot at winning.
There's something about you becoming an Admin, but that won't happen unless, like, a dyke forum opens or something.
So stop being a dyke and take me off ignore so I can complain to you some more.
Level 41 Jew
You're little pillow cry is apparently worrying Flaming Arrow to the extent that he's preoccupied and can't listen to me complain to him. In an effort to liberate his attention, I've come in here to set you straight.
Now, first of all, I did not read that God-awful chat you posted. That's mostly because I don't care about you and the Dyke of Babylon over there. I did, however, skim through it looking for my name.
Then I read some of the replies. And Jesus Christ, you people are a Pantheon of whining. Even the people crusading against whining come off as griping, whiny-ass bitches. I'm not going to cite any examples because, again, I don't care.
Now, some people are complaining over the ethical conflict posed by posting a private chat. Well, really, I don't quite think any of you total whores seemed to care when you read every juicy word of this tripe. It doesn't matter, anyway, considering that only the Archdyke over there is the only one whose private correspondence was compromised and she's normally too busy licking herself to care. No, I'm just kidding, I love you Danielle. Please take off your clothes and hold me while I fall asleep.
It's a common misconception that all women are lesbians. It's just that a majority of them are what I would define as "bi-curious." This has nothing to do with anything else here.
Anyway, back to the point. Tyr is griping over the fact that nobody takes him seriously and everyone hates him. Well, shit, this isn't (to the best extent of my knowledge) fucking Sesame Street. There's no token black kid and not everybody is treated equally and with respect. Some people are stigmatized from the start.
Since I didn't read the chat, I'm not quite sure on whom you place the blame. But the source of your ostracism is found very easily -- yours truly.
That's right, Tyr. You see, a while ago, members of my Inner Circle sometime in mid-July of 2001 at the AOKH OD got together in an eventful ICQ chat session. It was then that I declared "My comrades, I have seen this boy who says he wishes to be one of us, this boy named Tyr. And I say to you, he is total shit. Seriously, nobody like him or anything. In fact, let's all go around and say he's gay and has a foot fetish." And we went forth and said these rude things about Tyr and everyone was influenced and they, too, followed my libel. And it spread through the IGod and was carried here, where you're still insulted and jumped on whenever you do something.
I forget why I did this. I guess it was because I didn't like your name. I mean, "Tyr," what kind of name is that? Is it short for Tyrone? You're not black. Get the hell out of here, you toe-fondling outcast.
As for why everyone likes Danielle, well, I can answer that question in vagina. Yes, it is her clitoris that stimulates her acceptance into society. And her attitude and sauciness makes her beloved. The same goes for other hymen-having individuals of this forum. My dear Amelia, for instance.
So you're jealous of Danielle. Well, fuck, who isn't jealous? Danielle has everything! Why, I'm told she even lives in Canada. And works in a pet store of some sort. She lives a fucking fairytale life.
There are two surefire cures for jealousy. One is to get what they have for yourself and the other is to destroy what they have. You get double points if you do both. In your case, however, you can't because you're a horrible, disfigured person and nobody takes you seriously (thanks to me). You can't quite go around saying "Danielle is a bitch -- Click for details" because, well, nobody takes you seriously. And you can't ever be taken seriously because, well, you have a stupid name.
Maybe you could enlist the aid of someone who is actually liked ala Cyrano de Bergerac. Unfortunately, that probably won't work because, again, you still have the name and, really, someone credible going around saying "Danielle is a bitch -- Click for details" would cause more of a schism than a reversal since, well, she has a vulva.
In summation, Tyrone, I would like for you to rejoin the rank and file and stop stirring shit up. Because it is only when charismatic and intelligent men stir shit up or when these men wait for chaos to break out so that they can make their move that there is reason to worry. Otherwise, there's just you, Tyr, stirring shit up. This isn't a catharsis, nobody's impressed, and nothing great is going to happen. Because it's just you, Tyr, stirring shit up.
The guy who made everyone hate you a while ago
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