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Nickolati
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Feel free to ask questions in this thread or even use this thread to ridicule black people in general. I will answer all questions in a quasi-punctual manner, or what some people refer to as CPT.

P.S. If you get your daily dose of jollies by posting discriminatory images in response to my posts, please do it in this thread and this thread only. I would appreciate it.

Thanks,

The Token Black Guy of INTL

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

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This is a good idea but would work better if a black guy made this thread

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what is "rhythm"

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You're a bigger guy, can YOU jump?

I was with some native american guys on the lake today. they brought fried chicken, watermelon, and tall boys to Milwaukees Best. Does that purchase make them honorary black people? If it helps, one of them was on parole for a distribution charge.

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Nickolati
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Quoted from ice:
what is "rhythm"

Rhythm (from Greek ῥυθμός - rhythmos, "any measured flow or movement, symmetry") is the variation of the length and accentuation of a series of sounds or other events.

If you are Catholic, it describes your method of birth control - which explains why there are so many stupid catholics on the planet.

Quoted from Mmac:
You're a bigger guy, can YOU jump?

I was with some native american guys on the lake today. they brought fried chicken, watermelon, and tall boys to Milwaukees Best. Does that purchase make them honorary black people? If it helps, one of them was on parole for a distribution charge.

I can definitely jump, just not very high.

The fact that the Native Americans were fucked over by the white devil makes them honorary black people, not their choice in food and alcohol.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Is it true what they say about black men?

<mmac> do you ever have time to sit back and revel in your coolness?

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Nickolati
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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
Is it true what they say about black men?

Is what true? People say a lot of stuff about black men.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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a) That they have big penises
b) That they are more likely to end up in jail
c) They like fried chicken

<mmac> do you ever have time to sit back and revel in your coolness?

<BB> spoonful of amphy sex

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Does you skin get really hot in the sun?

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I much cocaine do I need to make crack?

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Are you as annoyed by the constant use of black men as comical background characters in hollywood movies as i am?

He's always the only black guy in the movie, and he always does nothing but provide comic relief with his ghetto speak and shout things like "that shit is whack!".

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what rhymes with snoop dog

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[qp=577839,drahnier]Are you as annoyed by the constant use of black men as comical background characters in hollywood movies as i am?

He's always the only black guy in the movie, and he always does nothing but provide comic relief with his ghetto speak and shout things like "that shit is whack!".[/q]

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How many fat, white women have you slept with?

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Cool.

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And how did their nigger boyfriends feel about this?

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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Quoted from Baggy_Milk:
How many fat, white women have you slept with?

I second this question.

Real life Kayte sightings:
1) July 10th, 6:32 PM at a coffee shop: saw a girl reading the CBC at a coffee shop

Real life amphy sighting:
1) June 3rd, 11:07 am: Saw a girl having sex with a horse in a field.

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Cool.

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Does this look like RS? No emptyquoting.

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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Quoted from Baggy_Milk:
Does this look like RS? No emptyquoting.

Agreed.

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How does it feel having no real historical ancestors in Western culture?

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How does it feel having real historical ancestors in Southern culture?

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lol, racism

Nickolati
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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
a) That they have big penises
b) That they are more likely to end up in jail
c) They like fried chicken

A three part question...

A. I have never seen another black penis in person, but mine is more than sufficient. When I think of this in relation to all the black cock I have seen in porn, I can't help but think there is some sort of parallel.

B. Poor people are more likely to end up in jail, not blacks. It just so happens that there are more impoverished minorities than anyone else.

C. We do like fried chicken.

Quoted from Dimi:
Does you skin get really hot in the sun?

Well, I am not 100% black. I am half irish, so I can't really answer this question fully. Our pigments do allow us to withstand more heat than you pasty pastrami eatin' motherfuckers though.

Quoted from Byronic Hero:
I much cocaine do I need to make crack?

How the fuck would I know. What blows my mind about the drug is how 28 grams ended up becoming an ounce though. Last time I checked it was 32.

Quoted from Drahnier:
Are you as annoyed by the constant use of black men as comical background characters in hollywood movies as i am?

Well... to be honest... Not really. White people are generally so up tight that they need comic relief. Besides, most of the black people that I know are really funny, so it fits.

Quoted from Tazzo:
what rhymes with snoop dog

Nice to see you post outside of RS.

Quoted from Baggy Brad:
How many fat, white women have you slept with?

Actually, none. I did have sex with a chubby Mexican girl though.

Quoted from Vissario:
How does it feel having no real historical ancestors in Western culture?

Jesus is black, and more than likely so were your ancestors.

Quoted from KaosDeath:
How does it feel having real historical ancestors in Southern culture?

I don't know. I have never met my father.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

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How come all the gun violence in Toronto is caused by black guys?

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Quoted from Ztolk:
How come all the gun violence in Toronto is caused by black guys?

Maybe they would stop shooting people if black people were allowed to play Hockey.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

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