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(Originally posted on: 07-03-08 06:13:18 PM)
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How is that you live in the land of heavy metal and sausage, and you are obsessed with Eddie Murphy and Wham?

This seriously blows my mind. We should trade lives.

PM me if you are interested.
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Reply 1 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-03-08 09:22:30 PM)
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sounds like that show wife swap, except not really
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Reply 2 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-03-08 09:26:03 PM)
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Surt is so kitsch, it's cute.
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Reply 3 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-04-08 09:33:12 AM)
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Nickolati likes sausage? OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?
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Reply 4 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-04-08 06:21:54 PM)
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"sausage"
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Reply 5 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-05-08 01:08:54 AM)
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I like spicy italian sausage. My favorite is just a piece of hot fresh sausage on a long roll with a slice of swiss cheese, and maybe some lettuce.

Don't try and decipher a sexual innuendo because I was being serious about food.
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Reply 6 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-05-08 07:55:31 AM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
Nickolati likes sausage? OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?


I like sausage, but not in a biblical sense.
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Reply 7 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-06-08 07:24:21 PM)
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You should switch lives. I'd imagine a big scary black man would be a sweet novelty in Denmark and you could get laid. And Surt could get laid because shallow American girls love foreign guys and Surt is hot.
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Reply 8 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-06-08 07:26:07 PM)
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Im cooking sausage right now
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Reply 9 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-07-08 04:25:59 AM)
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because surt is cool
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Reply 10 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-07-08 07:56:05 AM)
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Quoted from Nickolati:
How is that you live in the land of heavy metal and sausage, and you are obsessed with Eddie Murphy and Wham?

This seriously blows my mind. We should trade lives.

PM me if you are interested.


How is it that a black man would want to be a Mayflower cracker?

This blows my mind as well.
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Reply 11 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 03:13:41 AM)
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It's a cosmopolitan world, or people have more cultural options to choose from, and i see the world as a buffet....can't see how i should be limited from my imideate surroundings, although i don't think theres that much metal around here, it's mostly indie, atleast in the uni circles i frequent in this town...

Sausage is super, but i want to know,in america, is it a synonym with hot dog?

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Surt is so kitsch, it's cute.


there is a fine line to thread between being a total clown, and being a grey dull cynic


I personally would love to come to america, and travel around, and intl is a super chance to get to know some people, i'm always curious if i would get mocked in the south for being a european "lokk at dat' guy with dem' funnai accent's" or something like that...

I have noticed that the negroes really gimmick it up around here, and get big afros to enforce their blackness, which i guess is cool enough....as said, very indie like, and can get annoying, but i guess i can also fall in that cathegory

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because surt is cool


Don't know where that came from, but hey, i like it, you're cool too tazz man
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Reply 12 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 11:15:32 AM)
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Sausage is super, but i want to know,in america, is it a synonym with hot dog?


Nope. Hot dogs are basically the by-products (i.e. lips and assholes)of the pig, cow or turkey, or a combination of all. And while they can be quite delicious, sausages in the US are usually made and flavored a bit differently, and are far superior to hot dogs in my opinion.
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Reply 13 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 11:39:37 AM)
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Quoted from greenidentity:
Quoted from Surt:
Sausage is super, but i want to know,in america, is it a synonym with hot dog?


Nope. Hot dogs are basically the by-products (i.e. lips and assholes)of the pig, cow or turkey, or a combination of all. And while they can be quite delicious, sausages in the US are usually made and flavored a bit differently, and are far superior to hot dogs in my opinion.


Because we all know that sausages are made with only the finest lips and assholes of pigs, cows, and turkies.
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Reply 14 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 11:40:22 AM)
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Pretty much.
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Reply 15 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 11:43:16 AM)
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Quoted from Che'ssario:
Quoted from greenidentity:
Quoted from Surt:
Sausage is super, but i want to know,in america, is it a synonym with hot dog?


Nope. Hot dogs are basically the by-products (i.e. lips and assholes)of the pig, cow or turkey, or a combination of all. And while they can be quite delicious, sausages in the US are usually made and flavored a bit differently, and are far superior to hot dogs in my opinion.


Because we all know that sausages are made with only the finest lips and assholes of pigs, cows, and turkies.


I meant taste-wise.
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Reply 16 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 01:55:46 PM)
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I think hotdogs taste a lot like knackwurst if that helps.
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Reply 17 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 05:29:44 PM)
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Reply 18 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 07:10:12 PM)
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Surt is so kitsch, it's cute.


there is a fine line to thread between being a total clown, and being a grey dull cynic
I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say here. Are you calling me a total clown or a grey dull cynic? Frankly, I'm neither. Are you? I don't fucking get it.

Personally, I think it's good that you have non-standard tastes and you don't limit yourself based on your geography, but when it comes to listening to Wham!, keytar nude photos, NASCAR jackets, and as Nickolati said in the topic post, liking Eddie Murphy, it's very kitsch. Don't get me wrong, kitsch is not bad.
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Reply 19 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 07:39:12 PM)
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Don't be such a kvetch. Surt may be a bit of a bit of a nbekh and nudnig who is prone to plats of kitsch, but when it comes right down to it, he is a real mensch.
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Reply 20 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 08:21:28 PM)
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Yiddish word extravaganza:

Don't be such a kvetch. Surt may be a bit of a bit of a nbekh and nudnig who is prone to plats of kitsch, but when it comes right down to it, he is a real mensch.


And Suddenly, I understand Nazi Germany.
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Reply 21 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-08-08 08:38:53 PM)
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Quoted from Ballsack 5.0:
Yiddish word extravaganza:

Don't be such a kvetch. Surt may be a bit of a bit of a nbekh and nudnig who is prone to plats of kitsch, but when it comes right down to it, he is a real mensch.

You are being a bit of a putz, dear.
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Reply 22 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-09-08 04:01:04 AM)
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Are you a kurveh yet?
Kayte, chimp was being a dick and he made me change my sig. I hope you know I still love you/your feet/your red flats. I will still break my legs for you and get you fanta/poppies. - BB
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Reply 23 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-09-08 06:59:19 AM)
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Surt is so kitsch, it's cute.


there is a fine line to thread between being a total clown, and being a grey dull cynic
I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say here. Are you calling me a total clown or a grey dull cynic? Frankly, I'm neither. Are you? I don't fucking get it.

Personally, I think it's good that you have non-standard tastes and you don't limit yourself based on your geography, but when it comes to listening to Wham!, keytar nude photos, NASCAR jackets, and as Nickolati said in the topic post, liking Eddie Murphy, it's very kitsch. Don't get me wrong, kitsch is not bad.


I knew there was a chance that you would think it was directed at you, but it's more of a general statement, like, i don't think you should just dress like a complete retard, wearing skirts, or other crazy stuff, but you shouldn't be to hard on yourself either...and be to critical

And kitsch is cool, aslong as you don't want to force a reaction, i believe many are wearing stuff and really provoke a reaction, and that is parrallel to my definition of a nerd, someone who wants to force his interests on other people who might not care, like i would want it to be "hey, you're wearing and eddie murphy tshirt" & not "hey, check out my eddie murphy tshirt", like passive....
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Reply 24 of 25 (Originally posted on: 07-09-08 07:09:09 AM)
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That was a very fartrakht answer, Surt.
Kayte, chimp was being a dick and he made me change my sig. I hope you know I still love you/your feet/your red flats. I will still break my legs for you and get you fanta/poppies. - BB
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