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http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

MOTHERFUCKING DIABLO FUCKING 3 MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH

DIABLO 3!

omg omg omg omg omg DIABLO 3!

fuck my social life is over whenever this game comes out MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 1 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-28-08 04:06:45 PM)
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You totally beat me to this post by like, 3 minutes. mm i wanna suck ur cock lol


DIABLO 3 FTW!!!
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Reply 2 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-28-08 04:13:12 PM)
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Do you see that blade? You could slice AND saw them!

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Reply 3 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 06:43:58 AM)
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I only got to that butcher demon in the original diablo before I stopped playing. It was waay to hard to see things with my poor eyesight.

But this new one... sweet jesus its so pretty and evil at the same time.
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Reply 4 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 08:27:01 AM)
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This looks awesome. Too bad it won't run on a computer I'll use for about ten years. That and I'll probably need to be working more than playing games. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 5 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 08:30:34 AM)
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I never played Diablo II but that looks a lot more colourful than Diablo.
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Reply 6 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 08:36:53 AM)
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Looks cool. I never beat Diablo in Diablo 2. Honestly though, I think the 2D/isometric games look better than the 3D ones.
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Reply 7 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 10:16:01 AM)
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I don't get what's to impressive about the graphics. They're the same as Neverwinter Nights or several other RTS (not that Diablo uses much strategy) games that were made years ago.
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Reply 8 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 01:40:20 PM)
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I don't get what's to impressive about the graphics. They're the same as Neverwinter Nights or several other RTS (not that Diablo uses much strategy) games that were made years ago.
I don't care about the graphics. I care about it being DIABLO MOTHERFUCKING 3
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Reply 9 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 06:46:15 PM)
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If they keep up the pattern from the first two then in this one the sorcerer equivalent should only be slightly overpowered.
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Reply 10 of 26 (Originally posted on: 06-29-08 07:31:27 PM)
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Quoted from Shadowe:
If they keep up the pattern from the first two then in this one the sorcerer equivalent should only be slightly overpowered.
Eh, my zon didn't have much trouble killing sorcs. This was back in the pre-ladder, piercing guided arrow days though. And for everything that wasn't a zon or a sorc, I'd use my necro.
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Reply 11 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-01-08 12:36:52 PM)
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Yeah apparently right now it's pretty bad, I've never been one for diablo's multiplayer though so I haven't seen it first hand.
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Reply 12 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-01-08 10:37:19 PM)
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Diablo's multiplayer is extremely unbalanced. Some characters are simply better than others.

On the other han, I just reinstalled it and played through single player on normal and halfway through nightmare with a Necromancer because this got me thinking about it.

Now I'll not play it again for another six months and then start it up again later.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 13 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-01-08 11:10:20 PM)
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pretty excited about this game. I haven't actually been excited about a video game maybe since Diablo II came out
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Reply 14 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-02-08 06:11:43 AM)
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Don't you just kind of point and click?
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Reply 15 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-02-08 02:19:30 PM)
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yeah basically
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Reply 16 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-02-08 02:31:08 PM)
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*points and clicks at antpocas*
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Reply 17 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-03-08 09:27:47 AM)
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Quoted from IF0:
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Reply 18 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-03-08 10:15:47 AM)
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seriously i am thinking about this game way too much. Can't they announce it later? I am probably gonna be like 30 by the time it comes out.
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Reply 19 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-03-08 11:17:00 PM)
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Well there goes my work ethic for the next year and a half.
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Reply 20 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-06-08 01:59:28 PM)
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mmm hot amazon warriors in scantily clad armor

cant fucking wait

whats the release date?
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Reply 21 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-06-08 05:09:40 PM)
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No, you don't understand, Blizzard has announced it. As in it exists. It might come out 3 years from now, it might come out 9 years from now (Starcraft:Ghost I'm looking at you.) They announced Starcraft II in early 2007 and we're still waiting for a release date on that. This is the only thing I truly hate about Blizzard. I'd rather they announced it as it was being released so we don't have years to sit and think about how good it's going to be.
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Reply 22 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-07-08 12:38:49 PM)
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oh yeah

I had actually forgotten about SC2, so I suppose we'll be waiting until even after that comes out. :/

Well at least there will be Spore to keep me company until then.
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Reply 23 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-07-08 02:20:05 PM)
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Buy it for the CDkey and license and then download the DRM-stripped version >P
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Reply 24 of 26 (Originally posted on: 07-07-08 04:38:30 PM)
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