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Reply 14 of 140 (Originally posted on: 05-03-08 09:39:30 AM)
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Not today, but yesterday:
I just moved to Hamilton, so I've spent the last few days exploring the neighbourhoods around my pad. I'm pretty close to downtown so there's alot of things around me to do...bars, pubs, restaurants, smoke shops.
Anyways I walked down to the university campus to check it out, and on the walk home, I noticed a damn fine girl walking in the same direction as me, but on the opposite side. Eventually, I knew I'd have to get to that side as well, so I decided I might as well cross early.
I do.
I'm pretty tall so after another block of walking, my long stride quickly catches up to her small delicate footsteps. We lock eyes at a stoplight and I smile. there's no cars around, so I make a joke about how we both stopped anyways. She's hot. I'm attracted. I turn on the Don Juan mode and chat her up hardcore as we walk along the road together, me holding her umbrella over her at this point.
Turns out she's a Masters student, studying Neuroscience at McMaster, which is pretty good school for med-related stuff. So she's hot and smart? Nah...couldn't be. Must be a hoax.
As our paths come to a divergence, I calmly ask her if she would like to grab a drink with me sometime, seeing as I'm new to the city and don't know anybody here yet. She's smiles coyly, but says: "I'd love to....but I'm actually not..single right now...". I say back with a grin:
"i wont tell if you wont tell"
She laughs, and with a mischievous smile, asks me for my phone number and says maybe she'll call me up sometime.
All-in-all, you could call it a failed pick-up because I did not put my penis into her vagina, but I call it a moral victory. She'll be thinkin of me when she bangs her boyfriend
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