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Reply 23 of 63 (Originally posted on: 03-01-08 03:25:44 PM)
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Well this was a semi-interesting night. I went out and got massively soaked by rain. My friends were in the town park, huddled around a fire like a bunch of bums. I tried to score some weed but I failed. So I joined them and got massively drunk on home-made rakija. Turned out it was the birthday of some chick. The creepy part was that it was her 15th birthday and I'm 23. And she insisted that I give her a happy birthday kiss. I gave her a quick peck on the cheek to get out of the awkward situation.
Later on some of the present assholes started smashing windows on an abandoned building in the park, so I escaped to a nearby pub before cops arrived. Me and a random guy from the party had a beer, and then went to look for the people that remained at the park birthday party. It turned out that the cops indeed came and they were giving one of the chicks a hard time. We talked quite loudly about various illicit activities until they left. Afterwards we went to the pub I was at before to get another vodka before going home. We waited for quite some time but the waiter didn't serve us.
So, I went to the bar and politely asked the waiter to give us each one vodka. He refused. Now, this waiter has been an asshole in general ever since he got the job in this pub. I begged him to give us drinks, and he dared me to take the vodka myself. Now, being drunk as I am, I couldn't let this slide so I went behind the bar and opened the fridge where vodka was. At this moment five guys came in after me and dragged me out of the bar. I put a bit of resistance, but nobody hit me. I expected the rest of my crew to jump in, but they were oblivious to the ongoing situation. So, the five guys carried me out of the bar while the asshole waiter was making snide remarks. My crew watched me get pushed upstairs to the area where they were. Still, nobody hit me. Then those five guys pushed me and my lethargic crew out of the pub. Before closing the door, one of them insulted my mother. I took a swing at him, but I was drunk so I missed. He said "Haha, you missed!" and shut the door before I could react. My crew did a bunch of big talking and we went to search for the waiter's car to smash it, but we failed to find it. We then went back to the pub but they were all gone so I went home.
So, I was a drunken idiot, and when I go to that pub tomorrow to drink coffee and read morning paper I'll get my ass kicked by five guys
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