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(Originally posted on: 11-07-07 11:42:08 AM)
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Heres why you all suck at driving


If0: Drives 55 in the left lane while 15 clogged cars closely tailgate each other behind him
KoasDeath: Drifts in and out of his lane because he's always looking to see what people in the other cars look like
wheezy: Doesn't use turn signals
Kayte: Gives other drivers dirty looks after shes just something stupid
Fagzo: Rides his bicycle on busy streets
Acheron: Sits at red-lights for hours waiting to make a left turn
SamuraiMatt: Drives on the left side of the road
gr1m: Drives right behind someone with her high-beams on
Amphitheater: Rides her horses in the street forcing everyone behind her to have to drive incredibly slowly till they get a chance to pass her (this isn't a joke it actually happens)
Snowy: Doesn't understand the use of side and rear-view mirrors
Trofozoito: Drives 15 mph on the highway on-ramp
Sukkit: Drunk driver
Snook: Drives a raggity old jalopy and he doesn't pull over when it breaks down on the highway
Jesus: Parks inches away from the car to his right in parking lots
Ice: Hasn't quite yet figured out how to drive his stick-shift
vissario: Tail-gates in the right lane when theres no one driving in the left lane
coca-cola: Drives around mall parking lots trying to pick up MILFs
Kitabatake: Drives around at night without his lights on


If your names not on the list it doesn't mean you dont suck at driving it just means I didn't see your name anywhere on the front page.
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Reply 1 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 11:53:55 AM)
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vissario: Tail-gates in the right lane when theres no one driving in the left lane


Shocking because I actually did that to some asshole who traveled 45 mph in a highway where the max was 70 mph. I kept bitching, flipping him off, and tempting myself to violate the sacred double-yellow line.
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Reply 2 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 11:56:00 AM)
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KoasDeath: Drifts in and out of his lane because he's always looking to see what people in the other cars look like



I feel like I'm being stalked.
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Reply 3 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 12:18:17 PM)
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coca-cola: Drives around mall parking lots trying to pick up MILFs

This is bound to be very, very true
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Reply 4 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 12:18:27 PM)
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Kayte: Gives other drivers dirty looks after shes just something stupid



and that
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Reply 5 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 12:35:20 PM)
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This thread is a great success already
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Reply 6 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 12:42:53 PM)
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Amphitheater: Rides her horses in the street forcing everyone behind her to have to drive incredibly slowly till they get a chance to pass her (this isn't a joke it actually happens)

Well at least my horse moves faster than my neighbour's tractor.
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Reply 7 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 01:05:50 PM)
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Why am I in an old car?
Hello my name is Kristoffer J°rgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 8 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 01:36:29 PM)
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Why am I in an old car?


For the same reason Coca~Cola drives around looking for MILFS.
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Reply 9 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 01:44:39 PM)
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Quoted from Snook:
Why am I in an old car?


For the same reason Coca~Cola drives around looking for MILFS.

Thats not true, Snook's not a clueless hornball
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Reply 10 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 01:51:56 PM)
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It's upsetting, because my main pet peeve is turn signals. I always use them. Oh well, your data must have been skewed.

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Amphitheater: Rides her horses in the street forcing everyone behind her to have to drive incredibly slowly till they get a chance to pass her (this isn't a joke it actually happens)


I hear her motivation behind this is the sexual stimulation?

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Shocking because I actually did that to some asshole who traveled 45 mph in a highway where the max was 70 mph. I kept bitching, flipping him off, and tempting myself to violate the sacred double-yellow line.


I'm pretty sure Dimi was talking about when there's an open left lane, on the same side of the ride. AKA, you could easily, and legally, pass him, but you don't. Shame on you.
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Reply 11 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 02:15:49 PM)
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It's upsetting, because my main pet peeve is turn signals. I always use them. Oh well, your data must have been skewed.

Possible

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Amphitheater: Rides her horses in the street forcing everyone behind her to have to drive incredibly slowly till they get a chance to pass her (this isn't a joke it actually happens)


I hear her motivation behind this is the sexual stimulation?


Definitely. She receives sexual stimulation from riding her horse.
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Reply 12 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 02:19:37 PM)
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That was fairly accurate. I can't drive, so logically the only times when I could drive would be when I'm too drunk to remember next morning.
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Reply 13 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 02:39:35 PM)
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Quoted from Tartarus:
Quoted from Dimi:

coca-cola: Drives around mall parking lots trying to pick up MILFs

This is bound to be very, very true


also drives with flat tires and doesn't know it
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Reply 14 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 02:51:55 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
Quoted from Tartarus:
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coca-cola: Drives around mall parking lots trying to pick up MILFs

This is bound to be very, very true


also drives with flat tires and doesn't know it

Thats just one of the reasons he's never succeeded.
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Reply 15 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 02:54:42 PM)
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jimmy: has terrible fits of road rage
stfu: can't reach the pedals
nova: huge spoiler and loud exhaust on a 1989 Volvo 240 with rust holes in the trunk
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Reply 16 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 02:55:58 PM)
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I get my license in april. I got my temps about a month ago.
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Reply 17 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 03:40:52 PM)
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Byronic Hero: Drive while stoned and with a bunch of cool senior kids in the back distracting him
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Reply 18 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 04:39:50 PM)
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Not one smokey joke.
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Reply 19 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 05:43:31 PM)
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smokey: <-----
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Reply 20 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 07:48:52 PM)
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I walk, you assholes.
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Reply 21 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 07:55:45 PM)
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Kayte: Gives other drivers dirty looks after shes just something stupid

then i was right
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Reply 22 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 08:30:38 PM)
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I thought at first that there was a grammatical error, and then I realized it was just pretty funny. Crackerjack.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 23 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 08:35:14 PM)
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I thought at first that there was a grammatical error, and then I realized it was just pretty funny. Crackerjack.

Fill me in cause i've forgotten my joke
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Reply 24 of 55 (Originally posted on: 11-07-07 08:47:34 PM)
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Very smooth, buddy!
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