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Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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(Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:29:21 PM)
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GREAT NEWS GUYS

The girl I've been dating for three weeks and who I gave my first kiss to and who I held naked and who I was so happy with told me over -- wait for it -- FACEBOOK she deciced that she didn't love me and that she and an old friend of hers are in a relationship now. AND ALL THIS AFTER SHE AND I SAID WE LOVED EACH OTHER

HAHAHHAHHAH

WAY TO GO BB

Hahahhahaha

this girl loves poetry, so I gave her on our last date a poem signed by the author (her favorite poet) in 1979

hqhahhahahaha

hahahahhaa

way to go bb...way to totally give thoughtful, expensive gifts to people who dont like you and make you feel worthless

oh did i mention that i spent two hours going to six stores trying to find her favorite coffee ice cream one night because she told me she was feeling depressed and ice cream would make her feel better?*



HAHHAHAH BB

WAY TO GO

EXCELLENT WORK, MA'AM. EXCELLENT WORK. YOU SURE SHOWED ME HOW LAME AND EASY TO USE I AM.

*btw, i bought five different kids of coffee ice cream because I wasn't sure what she wanted. i took 2 to her and kept 3 because it would be odd to take 5 bottle of ice cream to her. who wants the other 3?

she's probably eating the other two bottles off of her boyfriend's rock hard abs
BB: Seeking social acceptance from the Internet since 1998.
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Reply 1 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:31:54 PM)
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Las mujeres son como las moscas: Solo se pegan de la miel o de la mierda.
Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 2 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:32:40 PM)
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Quoted from Trofozoito:
Las mujeres son como las moscas: Solo se pegan de la miel o de la mierda.

This is the internet. Speak the language.
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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Reply 3 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:36:04 PM)
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Hi BB, I love you and I will hold you naked.
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Reply 4 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:36:15 PM)
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I only sounds good in spanish.
Women are like flies, tey only stick to honey or to shit. I dunno which one sre you.
Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 5 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:36:54 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Hi BB, I love you and I will hold you naked.

Baggy_Brad, please change my title to DAVID PETRAEUS -- THE MAN ON THE GROUND IN IRAQ.
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Reply 6 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:51:39 PM)
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hi zippo and dimi

hey MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Zippo
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Reply 7 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:52:50 PM)
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BB = honey
girl + old friend = shit

I'm sorry, BB. *sigh*
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Reply 8 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:57:26 PM)
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Quoted from Trofozoito:
Las mujeres son como las moscas: Solo se pegan de la miel o de la mierda.

how come everything sounds good in Spanish?
I like that expression though. makes perfect sense.
Sorry the girl you were with was such a douche bag
The woods are lovely dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep... did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep...
Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 9 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 06:59:43 PM)
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oh and haha

she's making all sorts of "I AM SO HAPPY WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND" posts

haha
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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Reply 10 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:00:40 PM)
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she's only doing it to fuck with your emotions
The woods are lovely dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep... did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep...
Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 11 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:01:04 PM)
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Quoted from candicecan:
she's only doing it to fuck with your emotions

mission accomplished
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 12 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:07:19 PM)
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LOLZZZ

Quoted from girl who crushed my heart:
Is there anything more magical and fantastic than a friendship turning into more?

I didn't think so...

i'm a serial-killer :)


lol
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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Reply 13 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:17:07 PM)
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well by getting worked up by what she is doing you are totally playing into her game.

Shake it off, walk it out.. do what cha gotta do, but forget about her.
The woods are lovely dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep... did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep...
Amphytrite
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 14 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:22:58 PM)
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Um, dude
3 weeks and you said you loved her?

Doomed from the start, man. Sry.
i am raising my eyebrow


Vissario: i am here to serve
Amphy: then make me a sandwich.
Vissario: holy shit
Vissario: u just did not say that, sugaboo
Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 15 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:23:37 PM)
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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
Um, dude
3 weeks and you said you loved her?

Doomed from the start, man. Sry.


Fuck off. She said it first.

ps. will u date me? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
Amphytrite
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 16 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:26:21 PM)
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Aww cupcake MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Quoted from BB v 4.0:
Fuck off. She said it first.

ps. will u date me? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Sure but only if you don't mind being 2nd to vissario.
i am raising my eyebrow


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Ballsack 5.0

i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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Reply 17 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 07:35:26 PM)
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Actual story:

She was bored and unhappy 3 weeks ago. She wanted someone to make her feel better about herself until she could find someone in her league. She saw a loser with essentially no friends who seemed he would be nice. She pounced, kissed me, and then said she loved me. I took the bait. She finds someone she actually likes. She ends it with me in the same breath she starts a relationship with someone else. End of story.

To the Hall of Shame.
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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Reply 18 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:01:09 PM)
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On the bright side you have 3 pints of ice cream to cheer yourself up with. i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 19 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:09:43 PM)
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maybe if you quit trying to buy love, you'd find it.
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Reply 20 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:12:24 PM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
maybe if you quit trying to buy love, you'd find it.

She started the dating. She started the kissing. She started the I Love You's. She started the sleeping over.

She started everything. I hardly bought her affection.
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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Reply 21 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:17:41 PM)
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Quoted from BB v 4.0:
Quoted from awkward jimmy:
maybe if you quit trying to buy love, you'd find it.

She started the dating. She started the kissing. She started the I Love You's. She started the sleeping over.

She started everything. I hardly bought her affection.


Quoted from BB v 4.0:
way to go bb...way to totally give thoughtful, expensive gifts to people who dont like you and make you feel worthless

oh did i mention that i spent two hours going to six stores trying to find her favorite coffee ice cream one night because she told me she was feeling depressed and ice cream would make her feel better?*


i have no sympathy for you. you got used because you tried to use the "poor me" schtick on a girl and it backfired. you're doing the same thing here, and it appears that you're not learning very quickly.
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Reply 22 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:19:48 PM)
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Quoted from awkward jimmy:
Quoted from BB v 4.0:
Quoted from awkward jimmy:
maybe if you quit trying to buy love, you'd find it.

She started the dating. She started the kissing. She started the I Love You's. She started the sleeping over.

She started everything. I hardly bought her affection.


Quoted from BB v 4.0:
way to go bb...way to totally give thoughtful, expensive gifts to people who dont like you and make you feel worthless

oh did i mention that i spent two hours going to six stores trying to find her favorite coffee ice cream one night because she told me she was feeling depressed and ice cream would make her feel better?*


i have no sympathy for you. you got used because you tried to use the "poor me" schtick on a girl and it backfired. you're doing the same thing here, and it appears that you're not learning very quickly.


I never, ever tried to get her affection. Her asking me out came totally out of the blue. I hadn't given her anything when she kissed me, slept over, and said I love you. I hadn't given her anything.

I only started giving her stuff after all this.

Anyways, whatever. I'm not asking for sympathy from random internet people. I get that over AIM from Zippo and Dimmi.
hi zippo and dimi

xoxoxo
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Reply 23 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:25:11 PM)
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At my house I do not even have coffee flavoured ice cream. If I want to mimic it, I have to pour instant coffee on mashed potatoes covered in heavy amounts of vanilla soy milk and put it in the freezer.

Both of you in the story seem kind of petty. And the old friend sounds opportunistic. I foresee doom for all three of you. Also, every time I come into one of these threads I never have the right thing to say, and jimmy generally articulates what I'm trying to say.

Also, the Facebook thing is kind of weird. Sounds like she was trying to humiliate you from the start if she's now doing it publicly.

So, good job jimmy.
Too bad, BB.
Keep on that straight and narrow, kayte.
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Reply 24 of 90 (Originally posted on: 09-12-07 08:25:14 PM)
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i don't know if this is simply a retarded smurf or an incredibly thick person, but it's ridiculous either way.
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