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(Originally posted on: 08-20-07 05:44:49 AM)
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http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/65990/detail/

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Reply 1 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 12:26:24 PM)
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Oh look! a video clip for something that was mediocre when I saw it the first time two weeks ago!
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Reply 2 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 01:58:19 PM)
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lisa lampanelli just isn't funny. she's like a profane dr. laura. just because something is rude, doesn't make it funny (in lisa's case) or true (in dr. laura's case).
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Reply 3 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 03:46:21 PM)
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Really?! I love this one, it makes me laugh my ass off i'm a serial-killer :) I think she's awesome.

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Reply 4 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 05:04:43 PM)
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she has sex with blacks
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Reply 5 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 08:04:42 PM)
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Like I said, she's awesome! And so brave, gosh.


Thread goez down in flames!

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Reply 6 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 09:31:31 PM)
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I liked the joke about the clock.
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Reply 7 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 10:02:58 PM)
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I love the way Ice T starts losing it and the Patton Oswald stuffs the best i'm a serial-killer :) I'm a sucker for these, loved the Shatner one too.



And the shit slung at Courtney Love during Pam Anderson's lameass roast was great.




Old, sure..but I love rewatching.

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Reply 8 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-20-07 11:16:54 PM)
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I wont start a new thread for it and since it's a mini-roast I think it fits in well here...

http://www.filmwad.com/kevin-smith-verbally-gives-it-to-some-guy-video--3556-p.html

I also dont know how familiar you guys already are with it but Kevin Smith totally hands a heckler's balls to him on a silver platter in the most casually brilliant style ever at a convention where he's taking live questions from the audience of fans.

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Reply 9 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-21-07 04:40:56 AM)
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Quoted from mmac:
Oh look! a video clip for something that was mediocre when I saw it the first time two weeks ago!


Yeah, I remember the thread about it too.
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Reply 10 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-21-07 05:57:44 AM)
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I've been on vacation, fuckballs.

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Reply 11 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-21-07 07:19:48 AM)
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I've never really found any comedian to be that funny.
I think most people can be 'funny' if they write it down and plan it in advance...
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Reply 12 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-21-07 02:12:48 PM)
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I think most people can be 'funny' if they write it down and plan it in advance...



that's some mighty detective work, to figure that humor can be planned IN ADVANCE. my god, funny = FRAUD, let's boycott!

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Reply 13 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-21-07 06:38:22 PM)
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Quoted from Adam:
I've never really found any comedian to be that funny.
I think most people can be 'funny' if they write it down and plan it in advance...


judging by your work here, you've obviously never mastered it.
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Reply 14 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 09:36:30 AM)
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that's some mighty detective work, to figure that humor can be planned IN ADVANCE. my god, funny = FRAUD, let's boycott!

I just prefer spontaneous humour. I'm not saying it's not a legitimate thing, I just wouldn't spend much time watching them. Personal preference.

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Quoted from Adam:
I've never really found any comedian to be that funny.
I think most people can be 'funny' if they write it down and plan it in advance...


judging by your work here, you've obviously never mastered it.


You must have been bored all summer without having my posts to quote and add snappy one liners to, Jimmy. I missed you too.
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Reply 15 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 09:48:48 AM)
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I just prefer spontaneous humour. I'm not saying it's not a legitimate thing, I just wouldn't spend much time watching them. Personal preference.



"Spontaneous" humor is rarely spare of the moment and almost never funny.

"He he he, I p00ted in the elevator, i r funnay!"
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Reply 16 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 10:17:33 AM)
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I just prefer spontaneous humour. I'm not saying it's not a legitimate thing, I just wouldn't spend much time watching them. Personal preference.



"Spontaneous" humor is rarely spare of the moment and almost never funny.

"He he he, I p00ted in the elevator, i r funnay!"


You hang out with losers then.
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Reply 17 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 03:22:25 PM)
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Quoted from vissario:
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I just prefer spontaneous humour. I'm not saying it's not a legitimate thing, I just wouldn't spend much time watching them. Personal preference.



"Spontaneous" humor is rarely spare of the moment and almost never funny.

"He he he, I p00ted in the elevator, i r funnay!"


You hang out with losers then.



So all your friends and all Adam's mates are only cracking unique jokes that none of you heard before or didnt base on other sources at all and it's always hysterically funny? Not to back up ole shitnuts up there but I seriously doubt that...humor is usually derivative in some form or another. A comedian's act has been written and practiced before they get on stage and the things we laugh at from our friends in day-to-day life usually came from somewhere else or arent actually that funny but hold some personal significance and perhaps the timing makes us laugh....which sure, is humor..but it's likely of the ''hehe MILKNUTS!!1'' variety and is therefore what shitnuts is lampooning.

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Reply 18 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 03:37:11 PM)
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which sure, is humor..but it's likely of the ''hehe MILKNUTS!!1'' variety and is therefore what shitnuts is lampooning.

totally lost me here
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Reply 19 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 03:40:40 PM)
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Quoted from Snowqueene:
which sure, is humor..but it's likely of the ''hehe MILKNUTS!!1'' variety and is therefore what shitnuts is lampooning.

totally lost me here


You know those random words or mentions that become some kind of personal bonding moment of humor between a group of friends, how it's usually something retarded that just keeps making you all laugh for awhile? Yeah....MILKNUTS!!1 is my example of this big grin And it's the kind of humor that Vissario was poking fun at that caused Snook to offer his 'well MY friends are better than YOAR friends' style burn. If that doesnt clarify what is actually kind of hard to describe in text then tough!

But yeah, damnit..that's the thing I added with my edit, I should have left it out and achieved ultimate ''dimi gets me'' glorly MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Reply 20 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 03:43:44 PM)
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Quoted from Snowqueene:
Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Snowqueene:
which sure, is humor..but it's likely of the ''hehe MILKNUTS!!1'' variety and is therefore what shitnuts is lampooning.

totally lost me here


You know those random words or mentions that become some kind of personal bonding moment of humor between a group of friends, how it's usually something retarded that just keeps making you all laugh for awhile? Yeah....MILKNUTS!!1 is my example of this big grin And it's the kind of humor that Vissario was poking fun at that caused Snook to offer his 'well MY friends are better than YOAR friends' style burn. If that doesnt clarify what is actually kind of hard to describe in text then tough!

But yeah, damnit..that's the thing I added with my edit, I should have left it out and achieved ultimate ''dimi gets me'' glorly MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

And you were so close too :-\
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Reply 21 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 03:48:09 PM)
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You should give me +k anyway...you know, to encourage me to keep trying to achieve the very pinnacle of dimihood.

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Reply 22 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 04:17:23 PM)
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I think we're going to need to take this one step at a time
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Reply 23 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 05:07:10 PM)
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I feel discouraged. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Reply 24 of 44 (Originally posted on: 08-22-07 05:23:45 PM)
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Yes but what kind of lesson would be learned if mistakes were rewarded??
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