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(Originally posted on: 07-30-07 11:42:04 PM)
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I know it hurts a guy to get hit in the balls, of course, but I heard if you kick or even squeeze hard enough he can even pass out, or at least be totally incapacitated & helpless, so he can't even defend himself (or attack you).

Is this true? Does anyone have any actual experience with this? What were the details/circumstances? How incapacitated was he?
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Reply 1 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-30-07 11:48:27 PM)
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what?
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Reply 2 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-30-07 11:59:32 PM)
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I dunno, does it paralyze you if someone rips your nipple off?
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Reply 3 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 12:11:26 AM)
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I guess a lot of things can stun you. I sometimes get hit in my leg muscles (from playing soccer) in such a way that my leg literally can't move for a minute or two. For people living a plush life, sudden injury can be mentally pretty shocking. But it's not like the testes are central to the CNS, so a person can still function somewhat normally without them. The best you can hope for is a temporary mental shock, how long that lasts really depends on the person.
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Reply 4 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 02:51:44 AM)
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I think pepper spray is a better option, but I guess you can proceed to kick the aggressor once he's helpless.
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Reply 5 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 04:32:24 AM)
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wtf, woman? if you've been holding on for 11 months it might be time to let go.
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Reply 6 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 06:13:08 AM)
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Guys and balls, we're just a crazy bunch of guys and balls...
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Reply 7 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 06:35:47 AM)
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The reason your genitals are so much more sensitive to force (and air pressure) is because of the thousands of nerves which are crammed in a very small area. The reason you would be "stunned" if someone hit them really hard would be because it would be a literal "overload" on the CNS to process all of the signals being sent at once. Thus, while processing what happened, you may go into a moment of total inertness.

But if you were in a fight for your life and your balls were hit, it is unlikely you would feel nearly as bad right after it as if you were casually sitting on the sofa and got nut-checked.
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Reply 8 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 08:49:23 AM)
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You can actually Kill a man by kicking him in the testicals. This is probably one of the most incapacitating things that can happen to a guy. Another good move is sticking your finger nails into his eyes.
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Reply 9 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 12:13:33 PM)
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If you kick an angry man in the nuts, it's going to take about 30 seconds for him to feel it.

He'll probably kill you before then.
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Reply 10 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 12:51:02 PM)
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"using an alternative method, grasp the center of the scrotum with a rusty clamp... stretch it out... and carefully slice off approximetely the bottom third of each testicle"
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Reply 11 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 01:07:00 PM)
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what the fuck, no more talking for you
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Reply 12 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 01:57:32 PM)
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Quoted from Sukkit:
I think pepper spray is a better option, but I guess you can proceed to kick the aggressor once he's helpless.

It's funny because I didn't remember that other thread and couldn't even imagine this was about personal defense.
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Reply 13 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 04:04:36 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
wtf, woman? if you've been holding on for 11 months it might be time to let go.

aha, i knew it wasn't deja vu

PS i think this should be INTL's new slogan.

Interesting Nonetheless
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Reply 14 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 06:34:00 PM)
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PS i think this should be INTL's new slogan.

Interesting Nonetheless
"Guys and their balls"

Um...
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Reply 15 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 07:09:23 PM)
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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
Quoted from Dimi:
PS i think this should be INTL's new slogan.

Interesting Nonetheless
"Guys and their balls"

Um...

yes?
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Reply 16 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 07:39:04 PM)
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What about us girls? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 17 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 07:57:02 PM)
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You girls are on internet forums as a consequence of guys and their balls, clearly.
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Reply 18 of 24 (Originally posted on: 07-31-07 09:58:51 PM)
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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
What about us girls? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

what about you girls?
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Reply 19 of 24 (Originally posted on: 08-01-07 02:42:11 AM)
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What about us girls? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

My balls, your balls.
đonne onwŠcne­ eft wineleas guma, gesih­ him biforan fealwe wegas, ba■ian brimfuglas, brŠdan fe■ra, hreosan hrim ond snaw hagle gemenged. Ůonne beo­ ■y hefigran heortan benne, sare Šfter swŠsne. Sorg bi­ geniwad ■onne maga gemynd mod geondhweorfe­, grete­ gliwstafum, georne geondsceawa­ secga geseldan; swimma­ oft on weg. Fleotendra fer­ no ■Šr fela bringe­ cu­ra cwidegiedda.
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Reply 20 of 24 (Originally posted on: 08-01-07 04:24:26 AM)
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attacking a man's testicles may not give you the results you want. Chances are good he is going to give you a thrashing first, then roll in pain afterwards.
Tackle 'em all. Let the referee sort it out later.
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Reply 21 of 24 (Originally posted on: 08-01-07 11:31:46 AM)
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hmm....ionno.
being female and all i can't really say
but i do remember once someone hit me with a flag pole (marching band) in the head and i fell over, and couldn't move for a few seconds.
and then everything is sort of fuzzy where i mauled the person who hit me....
ahhh good times, gooood times.
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Reply 22 of 24 (Originally posted on: 08-02-07 08:36:59 AM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Ampitheatre:
What about us girls? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

what about you girls?

One time I was jumping a wooden fence in the rain, and my sneaker slipped on the way over and I involuntarily straddled vag first onto a spiky tip. I pushed myself over and fell onto a bush on the other side. I was pretty woozy after that.

When I used to play co-ed soccer (or football for you euros), I accidentally kicked several guys' balls, and yeah, the guys were pretty much rendered helpless. But that's what you get for trying to steal the ball from me.
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Reply 23 of 24 (Originally posted on: 08-02-07 09:43:36 AM)
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it's dangerous to play with woman, when they don't kick your nuts, it's the shins
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Reply 24 of 24 (Originally posted on: 08-02-07 05:58:00 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Ampitheatre:
What about us girls? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

what about you girls?

One time I was jumping a wooden fence in the rain, and my sneaker slipped on the way over and I involuntarily straddled vag first onto a spiky tip. I pushed myself over and fell onto a bush on the other side. I was pretty woozy after that.


It's about time someone tried to impale your vagina.
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