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(Originally posted on: 05-26-07 02:31:31 PM)
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Today, my friend Jon and I were driving back from lunch and we pass by this strange looking thing that should not be anywhere on the highway. It was a baby duck trying to cross the street. We drove back around because we were worried it would get hit and die, so we wanted to catch it and take it to the Humane Society, but when we got out it tried to run across the highway again and a car hit it and I heard the thud and it died and went away. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 1 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 02:36:12 PM)
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While driving home last night I saw a dog in the left-turn lane on a busy street, trying to cross the road. I don't know if he made it across okay.

Now everybody be sad and cut themselves.
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Reply 2 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 02:55:47 PM)
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One time I was in my friend's truck, and he hit a deer and so he got out of his vehicle, took the crowbar behind the backseat and beat the deer over and over and over again to put it out of its misery.
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Reply 3 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 03:03:21 PM)
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I saw a dead cat on the side of the road a couple weeks ago. It's eyeballs were bulging out of it's head. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 4 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 03:10:21 PM)
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but when we got out it tried to run across the highway again and a car hit it and I heard the thud and it died and went away


Natural selection strikes again! learn u some stuff ok??
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Reply 5 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 03:24:41 PM)
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In the time it took you to drive back around it and get out of the car, hundreds of Africans died!
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Reply 6 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 03:25:11 PM)
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but when we got out it tried to run across the highway again and a car hit it and I heard the thud and it died and went away


Natural selection strikes again! learn u some stuff ok??


Indeed. Moose in Anchorage have learned to look both ways before crossing the street.
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Reply 7 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 03:37:19 PM)
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Quoted from vissario:
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but when we got out it tried to run across the highway again and a car hit it and I heard the thud and it died and went away


Natural selection strikes again! learn u some stuff ok??


Indeed. Moose in Anchorage have learned to look both ways before crossing the street.


Either that or there will be no Moose in Anchorage to cross the street! Ha ha!
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Reply 8 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 04:02:47 PM)
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ADAPT OR DIE
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Reply 9 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 06:12:20 PM)
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Reply 10 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 08:24:24 PM)
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Shame on you people for driving, traveling by oxcart is much more environmentally friendly.
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Reply 11 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 08:33:17 PM)
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Ox poop may be biodegradable but it is very unpleasant.
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Reply 12 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 08:54:17 PM)
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Quoted from Sunneh:
One time I was in my friend's truck, and he hit a deer and so he got out of his vehicle, took the crowbar behind the backseat and beat the deer over and over and over again to put it out of its misery.


Being beat with a crowbar would make me pretty miserable MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 13 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 09:52:48 PM)
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this thread would be better if it was the duck posting about how he saw IF0 get hit by a car.


haha I'm laughing about that already.
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Reply 14 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-26-07 10:59:40 PM)
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In the time it took you to drive back around it and get out of the car, hundreds of Africans died!


yeah but some people actually like ducks
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Reply 15 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-27-07 07:01:01 AM)
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if0 isn't telling is the rest of the story

and that is he picked up the dead baby duck and ate it
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Reply 16 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-27-07 05:48:43 PM)
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Are you implying that IF0 is fat?
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Reply 17 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-27-07 06:07:12 PM)
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Quoted from wheezy:
Quoted from Sukkit:
In the time it took you to drive back around it and get out of the car, hundreds of Africans died!


yeah but some people actually like ducks


at least God does.
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Reply 18 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 12:06:37 AM)
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When time when i was a kid i was riding my bike this squirrel fell out of a tree and landed in the street. Then almost instantly a car came and crushed it. I saw the guts and blood come shooting out, i almost got splattered. It was gross.
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Reply 19 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 12:44:10 AM)
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Are you implying that IF0 is fat?

Nah, I think duck is a quite healthy meat.
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Reply 20 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 01:33:11 AM)
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jesus richard you're such a pussy
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Reply 21 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 02:49:16 PM)
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We can't ALL be baby killers. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 22 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 03:08:22 PM)
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You mean letrine rubbers.
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Reply 23 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 05:25:51 PM)
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about a week ago I was biking home from class and I saw a very happy looking kitty sleeping in the road up against the curb in a pool of blood. I see squirrels and such on that ride all the time, that cat really fucked with me though.
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Reply 24 of 37 (Originally posted on: 05-28-07 05:28:34 PM)
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Quoted from blacksun:
about a week ago I was biking home from class and I saw a very happy looking kitty sleeping in the road up against the curb in a pool of blood. I see squirrels and such on that ride all the time, that cat really fucked with me though.

we ran over one in a humvee on saturday
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