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(Originally posted on: 04-01-07 11:25:40 AM)
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April Fools!
Haha, gotcha.

So this thread is actually about April Fools. Have you ever pulled off a really good prank? Has anyone else ever pranked you really good?

Overall, do you like or dislike this day?

What plans do you have for this year?
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Reply 1 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 11:36:43 AM)
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In first year university I lived in residence. Near the beginning of the year all the girls thought I was pretty creepy, but they got over it and learned to love me. Before April fools my friends and I decided to take a bunch of creepy pictures of me and put them up all over the girls' bathroom. There was a picture of me holding a camera that was up in the shower, there was a picture next to the toilet of me reading a porno mag, there were pictures of me grinning creepily and a picture of me smelling some hair. There were about 15 total. Sixteen of the seventeen girls on the floor thought it was hilarious. One of them had centipedes in her vagina and complained. I got a $25 bondMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS. I hope she miscarries.
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Reply 2 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 11:40:33 AM)
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That's amazing and way more creative than making stupid messageboard posts and telling random people on MSN that you have AIDS.

Kudos to you, son!
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Reply 3 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 11:54:21 AM)
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Here are some the pictures:
edit: Most of these aren't as creepy as some other ones, but you get the point.




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Reply 4 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 12:02:34 PM)
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Last year myself and the wife faked she was preggers, with sonogram and the works. We got some frantic phones calls over the next 2 hours until people checked the date and clued in. Except 1 person who 3 weeks later still thought the misses was knocked up.
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Reply 5 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 02:30:33 PM)
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My calling card is marmite. I like to marmite folks bikes in the dark. I got one guy at work who'd been pranking me all week, marmited the backs of his handlebars, gears, seat ($3000 mountain bike)....got him on the way home from work and as he bikes up a hill to get home, he didnt discover the other marmitings until he needed to apply the breaks on the way to work the next day too. Marmited the draws of my supervisor at work. Yay marmite.

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Reply 6 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 03:12:47 PM)
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When I was in my teen years, I used to play pranks on people by calling them up and sounding panicked and desperate with an emergency situation and then hanging up in mid-sentence. Then I would call back right away and tell them it was a joke.

One time, I called my sister while she was at work and started crying and told her I was in jail. I hung up, and somehow got distracted with something else. Apparently she called my mom bawling and told her I was in jail, and my mom was like, "No, she isn't; she's home."

I don't know how my sister actually thought I was in jail since I called from my cell phone, but suffice it to say, I felt especially bad about the whole situation. Yeah, I don't pull those kind of pranks anymore.
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Reply 7 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 04:10:20 PM)
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i just called my mom and told her that i never really liked her nose and that i always thought that she sounded like donald duck, hung up and disconnected the phone

man she must be freaking out right now... hahahaha

i must not forget to call her back though and tell her that it was an april fool's joke
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Reply 8 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 04:10:43 PM)
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what the fuck is marmite
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Reply 9 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 04:14:44 PM)
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Some yeast paste thing that crazy people eat.
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Reply 10 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 04:28:15 PM)
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Quote:
There was a picture of me holding a camera that was up in the shower


That's definitely awesome, and something I'd love to see in MY shower.
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Reply 11 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 06:17:18 PM)
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marmite is good, but then again i like almost anything
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Reply 12 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 07:35:13 PM)
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April Fools is a holiday that in theory I'm all for, but I'm way too lazy to like, think up pranks and execute them. Same goes for Halloween, I always say I'm going to find a costume but I'm not.

Actually, aside from creepy Ztolk, I'm not sure there's a single prank that I've heard about that I genuinely thought was funny. When I think about it it's kind of a lame holiday.
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Reply 13 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 08:02:30 PM)
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I was considering fagging up INTL for April Fool's, but I'm too lazy.
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Reply 14 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 08:35:40 PM)
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That is a funny ban.
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Reply 15 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-01-07 10:51:41 PM)
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Some yeast paste thing that crazy people it.
Yeast infection?
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Reply 16 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 12:34:48 AM)
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I wouldn't put it past them.

Whoa, that was an unpleasant typo.
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Reply 17 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 05:24:36 AM)
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The covergirl on that magazine (Gina Lynn) was at my store about two weeks ago.

Here's proof:

NOT WORK SAFE

The only April Fool's related thing I was involved with was putting vaseline on a friends' car door handle.
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Reply 18 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 06:20:39 AM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
Some yeast paste thing that crazy people eat.


Go crazy? Dont miiiiind if I do!

Marmite is caramelized yeast extract and it tastes very strongly savory. We have it on hot toast with butter, just a very thin scraping. It's an antipodean/british staple.

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Reply 19 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 09:45:44 AM)
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Here's proof:

NOT WORK SAFE

So, uh, how does one go about getting a photo op like that? Is it something porn stars do all the time? "Hey, how about you stand behind me and hold my boobs!"
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Reply 20 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 02:21:22 PM)
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I took a car themed alarm, and put it under my roommates bed set for 4 a.m. unfortunately he was just going to bed and the joke fell through.
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Reply 21 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 05:08:07 PM)
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Quoted from Wandering Idiot:
[q=Ztolk]

The covergirl on that magazine (Gina Lynn) was at my store about two weeks ago.

Here's proof:

NOT WORK SAFE

The only April Fool's related thing I was involved with was putting vaseline on a friends' car door handle.



sweet jesus man!!! please say you have more photos
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Reply 22 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 09:58:08 PM)
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Quoted from Wandering Idiot:
The covergirl on that magazine (Gina Lynn) was at my store about two weeks ago.

Here's proof:

NOT WORK SAFE

The only April Fool's related thing I was involved with was putting vaseline on a friends' car door handle.


If you look close enough you might just be able to see......yep, she's dead on the inside.
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Reply 23 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-02-07 10:14:05 PM)
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Quite the funny prank - pity it came out as you stated in the title.
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Reply 24 of 32 (Originally posted on: 04-03-07 12:44:54 AM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Quoted from Wandering Idiot:
The covergirl on that magazine (Gina Lynn) was at my store about two weeks ago.

Here's proof:

NOT WORK SAFE

The only April Fool's related thing I was involved with was putting vaseline on a friends' car door handle.


If you look close enough you might just be able to see......yep, she's dead on the inside.


Wandering idiot is a HE. Stupid.
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