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Baggy_Brad
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(Originally posted on: 03-22-07 04:10:10 AM)
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This solution will rectify both of your problems. I have done this once so far with a 0% success rate so bear with me.
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Reply 1 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 05:13:22 AM)
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1. I have to write this paper by Friday.

2. I am thirsty.
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Reply 2 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 05:57:03 AM)
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1. I'm working but way to tired from playing poker in the casino for most of last night

2. The light hurts my eyes
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Reply 3 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 06:57:18 AM)
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Quoted from ice:
1. I have to write this paper by Friday.

2. I am thirsty.


Use a self-discipline reward system by giving yourself 100ml of water or beverage for every 150 word milestone you reach. Turn the heat up in your working environment to increase this techniques effectiveness.

Quoted from Mingan:
1. I'm working but way to tired from playing poker in the casino for most of last night

2. The light hurts my eyes


Sneak out for an espresso at one of those Dutch BSDM Cafés.
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Reply 4 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 08:21:22 AM)
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1. I want to sleep in on Saturday, but I've already signed up to do a charity walk early that morning.

2. I am 18 lecture hours behind.
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Reply 5 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 08:54:47 AM)
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Quoted from Zippo:
1. I want to sleep in on Saturday, but I've already signed up to do a charity walk early that morning.

2. I am 18 lecture hours behind.


Spend Friday evening listening to lectures until you pass out from boredom. Wake up fresh and early on Saturday morning without the need for a sleep in (due to your premature loss of consciousness) and listen to the remaining lectures on your mp3 player as you conduct your charity walk.
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Reply 6 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 09:33:04 AM)
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1. I have no problems

2. I am a problem
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Reply 7 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 09:36:09 AM)
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1. My tonsils are swollen.

2. I'm on my period.
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Reply 8 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 10:00:30 AM)
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Quoted from KaosDeath:
1. I have no problems

2. I am a problem


Change your password by mashing your numpad, then delete your cookies.

Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
1. My tonsils are swollen.

2. I'm on my period.


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Reply 9 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 11:46:09 AM)
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1 - I have no money to purchase drugs and/or alcohol.

2 - I have a midterm in 45 minutes that I just started studying for.
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Reply 10 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 12:29:27 PM)
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1. I have water in my ear and I can't get it out

2. Vissario lol
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Reply 11 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 01:20:19 PM)
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1. I'm lazy.

2. I'm fat.
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Reply 12 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 01:32:40 PM)
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1. I'm trying to get this girl to like me.

2. I have the AIDS.
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Reply 13 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 02:02:30 PM)
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Quoted from British Agent:
1. I'm trying to get this girl to like me.

2. I have the AIDS.
Thats an easy one. You gotta turn AIDS into a positive thing. Kinda like what black people tried to do with their blackness.
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Reply 14 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 02:18:10 PM)
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1. An australian dissed me in RS

2. I can't be mad at him because i'm attracted to him
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Reply 15 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 02:24:57 PM)
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1. I can't find a job.
2. I need 50€ to install Internet at home.
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Reply 16 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 03:15:17 PM)
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1. I half-ass everything
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Reply 17 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 04:08:25 PM)
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Change your password by mashing your numpad, then delete your cookies.


OK now what?
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Reply 18 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 05:39:37 PM)
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1-my feet smell like cheese

2-my room smell like baloney
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Reply 19 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 05:43:58 PM)
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Quoted from goldorak:
1-my feet smell like cheese

2-my room smell like baloney


stop eating sandwiches with your feet all alone in your room
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Reply 20 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 06:05:10 PM)
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1. A man, a boy and I are the only survivors of a plane crash in the Himalayas. Our only chance of surviving is to walk for several days to find a village. The boy has a broken leg and virtually no chance of living. I have no food. The man suggests that I sacrifice the boy and eat his remains. Should I kill this boy so that I and the man may survive our journey to safety?

2. I only have 8 beer.
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Reply 21 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 06:18:59 PM)
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- I'm sad because I am fat

- I eat because I am sad
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Reply 22 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 06:39:03 PM)
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Quoted from vissario:
- I'm sad because I am fat

- I eat because I am sad


lose weight
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Reply 23 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 06:39:43 PM)
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1. I half-ass everything


try using a full ass
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Reply 24 of 77 (Originally posted on: 03-22-07 08:04:32 PM)
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1. I need to analyse my lab data and write a report.

2. I need to get laid.
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