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(Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:08:32 PM)
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This thread is for anything you do that you think might help to give other people knowledge of. Anything. Be creative. I dunno, like maybe you poor something in spaghetti noodles to keep them from sticking (oil, duh) which everybody does, but just an example.

Anyhow, I have bowel problems. Me and Zippo the pharmacist have discussed them. My ass spews a lot. This happens even when I eat more fiber, so I eat more bread and meat instead of veggies, and I like veggies MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS. Usually that helps, but sometimes like when I go to Olive Garden and just get pasta and meat, I spew again. So I don't know. I eat Pepto and Tums like candy to help. Point being, my ass spews. I can't always stop that, however, the side effect: burning bunghole. There are now aloe-infused toilet paper rolls, and they help moisturize and prevent burning! It's great. That's my story. So if your ass burns when you have the diarrhea, try aloe toilet paper.
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Reply 1 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:11:16 PM)
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Sounds like colitis.

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Reply 2 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:13:45 PM)
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Or Crone's Syndrome. But yeah that, uh...blows.
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Reply 3 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:13:57 PM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
Sounds like colitis.

Sucks to be you.

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The inflammation makes the colon empty frequently, causing diarrhea. Ulcers form in places where the inflammation has killed colon lining cells. The ulcers bleed and produce pus and mucus. You may have abdominal pain, diarrhea, rectal bleeding, painful spasms (tenesmus), lack of appetite, fever, and fatigue.

I don't have any of that but the diarrhea. Obviously, I don't think I lack appetite. big grin
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Reply 4 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:21:59 PM)
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Wait, why are you eating less vegetables?

Also: I've never really stopped loving her.

Thats the only cryptic thing you'll get from me. The ones who know me may know who I speak of.
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Reply 5 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:25:48 PM)
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I started eating more vegetables for the fiber. I can still eat fruit thank Christ. But then more vegetables made me poo liquid more.
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Reply 6 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:42:52 PM)
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Goddammit, someone just make a thread about shit so that everyone can concentrate their fascinating conversations about fecal matter in that one thread.

OH WAIT... there already is such a thread. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 7 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:49:22 PM)
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I didn't mean secrets like.. uh.. secrets about you personally. But like.. practical secrets. A la how to make bacon not curl up when you cook. Or something.

I don't really have any personal secrets. I tell you fuckers everything, which is why I can never be president. Too many blasphemous internet posts. big grin
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Reply 8 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:53:15 PM)
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Maybe you can infuse goatse with tubgirl?
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Reply 9 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 07:56:40 PM)
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Putting spare batteries in the freezer makes them last longer.
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Reply 10 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 08:00:59 PM)
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BA wins. Also, Lowry's Seasoned Salt = miracles for those who don't know how to cook meat.
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Reply 11 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 08:08:08 PM)
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Another:

If you have mouse problems in your house, use peanut butter rather than cheese in a mouse-trap.
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Reply 12 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 08:18:23 PM)
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putting epsom salts into a hot bath works wonders for very sore muscles and extreme back pain. However dont swallow any water or you will shit like no tomorrow
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Reply 13 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 08:22:11 PM)
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Quoted from British Agent:
Putting spare batteries in the freezer makes them last longer.

Same for roller skates.
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Reply 14 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 08:32:11 PM)
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for bacon cut off the fatty ends cause they will always curl up. Plus its extra fat.
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Reply 15 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 09:09:46 PM)
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I started eating more vegetables for the fiber. I can still eat fruit thank Christ. But then more vegetables made me poo liquid more.

Duh. How many times do I have to tell you that adding fiber will exacerbate your diarrhea because the water is retained in your poo instead of absorbed?

Shout Wipes are great for eliminating those embarrassing food (or other) stains that you encounter during the day. They are individually wrapped so they're very portable.

Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is a god-send for cleaning anything in the household.

Taking 1000 mg of Vitamin C every 6 hours at the onset of a cold (when you start to feel that throat tickle) will help prevent you from developing symptoms.

I always keep a change of clothes in the trunk of my car.

You can use eggs up to three weeks past their expiration date if they've been stored properly.
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Reply 16 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 09:15:40 PM)
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dont turn a steak over until the first side is cooked to your liking...dont constantly flip it back and forth or it'll dry out.

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Reply 17 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 09:26:46 PM)
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For those who own laser printers or devices that use toner, carefully shaking the drum will extend the life by a lot. I've gotten an extra thousand pages at the very least by doing this.

If you have a case of hiccups that don't go away naturally, take a gulp of water (or any beverage) and invert your head and swallow.
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Reply 18 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 09:44:13 PM)
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For those who own laser printers or devices that use toner, carefully shaking the drum will extend the life by a lot. I've gotten an extra thousand pages at the very least by doing this.

Are you serious? That sounds like it might have the ink spill out.
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Reply 19 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 09:53:53 PM)
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It's true, we do it at work a lot.
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Reply 20 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 09:57:16 PM)
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When cooking, use lemon juice. Try new spices, theres a world of flavor out there you're ignoring!
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Reply 21 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 10:13:19 PM)
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Asian groceries are a great place to get cheap produce.

Most universities and public libraries have movies and music that you can borrow at no cost to you.
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Reply 22 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 10:21:33 PM)
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If you're ever stuck without power and you have fish that's going to go bad, you can cook it without heat by soaking it in lemon juice.
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Reply 23 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 10:40:10 PM)
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Adding Black Pepper to just about anything brings out its' flavor while not making it too spicy.

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Reply 24 of 108 (Originally posted on: 03-20-07 10:44:35 PM)
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Experiment with spices. Very few spices actually make your food "spicy." First add a very little bit to your food. If you can't taste any difference yet, add a little more. Keep adding until you actually taste it. You'll learn what you like this way.

I also suggest pre-mixed spice packagings. For example you can find a lot of "Poultry Spice Mix" or "Mediterranean Spice Mix" at the store in the spice section. If you're failing at coming up with your own mixtures, see if you like what the professionals are doing. Then you might even start mixing mixes.

And lemon juice makes everything taste better! No one ever believes me till I force them to try it.
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