Sunn O)))
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Reply 5 of 53 (Originally posted on: 03-16-07 05:54:28 PM)
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some random ones, I might add to later:
Houses
- stirring a pot (especially teflon) with a normal metal spoon or fork. OH GOD
- loud raunchy sex, that doesn't involve me
- tape that just wont stick, products that have stopped working
- fruit flies
- tv channels that MERGE with other channels.
- foggy windows in winter
- urine on the bathroom floor/bathtub
- shit left molding in other people's rooms
- unwashable grunge on wooden baseboards/frames
- body odor/strong smells that proliferate from other people's rooms
- being someone's fucking maid/housefrau
- moldy bread/pasta
- paintings with no frames
- not having enough change
- chairs that make you sit up, are too small, and happen to be hard as well
Computers
- crappy, but expensive routers that reset themselves whenever you download/upload too much at once
- folders/files that decide they don't want to be deleted because the explorer.exe process is still 'using' them
- DVD-roms that change from DMA to PIO whenever you try to rip a scratched disc
- HDs that crap out or make weird unexplainable noises
- games that are not backwards compatible with older (within a year) video cards
- cords that get stuck in weird places
People
people who:
- don't use deoderant/have showers, and smell like defecation
- slow down or stop and talk while you're walking behind them in a crowded hallway
- try to sell you a product in a coercive any manner
- ignore you or don't give something back when you give them something.
- glare
- patronize and condescend to be vindictive
- forget about me, brush me off
- have their shirt/pant tags hanging up their neck/ass
- borrow your shit and never give it back
- are self-righteous, 'philosophical' elitist musicphiles
- extremists of any kind, for anything
Classes
- useless and unnecessary credits
- books that are on hold
- professors' refusal to use online assistance or outlines in their presentations
- campus bookstores and their outrageous book prices and the teachers who 'require' them.
- 50%/50% papers
- papers in general
- exams that market on minor, insignificant details
- really horrible handwriting
- people who continuously talk or make out or whatever in class near me
- boring rants
- answering questions and the response of 'umm, errr, anybody else?'
This reply was last edited on 03-16-07 06:09:58 PM by Sunn O))).
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