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Reply 5 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:33:40 PM)
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Because the rest of my friends know that there's no way I would spend more than 30 seconds talking to them with a straight face.
They even brought some muscle (a big black guy with a Scarface stocking cap.) Anyway, I've already confirmed that it was IF0, along with the Viagra literature that I've been receiving and the Jehovah's Witnesses that are on their way.
I had to keep looking down and the ground and rubbing my chin so I wouldn't laugh in their faces while they were delivering their scripted lines about how Salvation has changed them and how happy they are and how Joe Smith is a great dude.
Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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