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fuck you.

seriously

if0, i hope you die.

Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.

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I reckon it was God. Do the Mormons have a fancy name for God? Like Cletus or something?

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Did you get laid?

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I'm missing the story here. How did you know someone from INTL sent them?

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Around here only the Jehova's Witnesses come to people's doors, but not too often.

Last year my housemate told them that we were all Jewish. There was a Bangladeshi guy cooking bacon in the kitchen at the time.

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Because the rest of my friends know that there's no way I would spend more than 30 seconds talking to them with a straight face.

They even brought some muscle (a big black guy with a Scarface stocking cap.) Anyway, I've already confirmed that it was IF0, along with the Viagra literature that I've been receiving and the Jehovah's Witnesses that are on their way.

I had to keep looking down and the ground and rubbing my chin so I wouldn't laugh in their faces while they were delivering their scripted lines about how Salvation has changed them and how happy they are and how Joe Smith is a great dude.

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Jesus sent them

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It was my girlfriend's brother, and I sent him and his friend. At first I listened to her family's Mormon stuff and I thought it was garbage, but it's really grown on me. I think that everyone at INTL should hear their testament of Jesus Christ.

And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon. coal

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At least one person on this forum is a Mormon (not me).

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Quoted from kayte:
At least one person on this forum is a Mormon (not me).

p.s. Matt your copies of playgirl start this week.

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Who the hell is Matt?

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TRC, IIRC.

Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!

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Everyone is Matt or Nick, and I'm Sam.

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I'm Tom

Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!

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you should be named Thom

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Jesus sent them

I doubt it, he hasn't even logged in since last year.

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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Quoted from vissario.:
Jesus sent them

I doubt it, he hasn't even logged in since last year.

Huh, he logged in, in January

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Quoted from José Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon.

Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...

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haha, hey, trc, haha, what kind of pizza do you like? ahaha

i guess it doesn't matter really

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Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from José Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon.

Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...

My one feature to myself distinguish
By incest made vile and wretched againe MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from José Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon.

Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...

haha you're a mormican

<Byc> kita, give troz a rim job
<Trfzt> if youlike the flavor
<Trfzt> rim?
<Byc> he knows what i'm talking about
<kita> urgh.
<Trfzt> give it to me, oh yeah
<kita> no.
<Trfzt> why?
<Trfzt> is it something like eat ass?

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Quoted from byc:
Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from José Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon.

Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...

haha you're a mormican

haha you're a byc

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mormons have never come to my house, or jehovas witness for that matter

if they did, and it was ladies, it's time to open the door naked

Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, and Sassy.

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Quoted from Surt:
mormons have never come to my house, or jehovas witness for that matter

if they did, and it was ladies, it's time to open the door naked

what about if it was guys?

I'd still vote for the naked option

HeavenGaymes hahaha gay mes

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soccy are you naked right now

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