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(Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:05:11 PM)
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fuck you.

seriously

if0, i hope you die.
Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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Reply 1 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:12:41 PM)
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I reckon it was God. Do the Mormons have a fancy name for God? Like Cletus or something?
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Reply 2 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:14:11 PM)
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Did you get laid?
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Reply 3 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:19:21 PM)
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I'm missing the story here. How did you know someone from INTL sent them?
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Reply 4 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:29:27 PM)
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Around here only the Jehova's Witnesses come to people's doors, but not too often.

Last year my housemate told them that we were all Jewish. There was a Bangladeshi guy cooking bacon in the kitchen at the time.
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Reply 5 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:33:40 PM)
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Because the rest of my friends know that there's no way I would spend more than 30 seconds talking to them with a straight face.

They even brought some muscle (a big black guy with a Scarface stocking cap.) Anyway, I've already confirmed that it was IF0, along with the Viagra literature that I've been receiving and the Jehovah's Witnesses that are on their way.

I had to keep looking down and the ground and rubbing my chin so I wouldn't laugh in their faces while they were delivering their scripted lines about how Salvation has changed them and how happy they are and how Joe Smith is a great dude.
Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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Reply 6 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 05:46:30 PM)
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Jesus sent them
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Reply 7 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 06:15:10 PM)
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It was my girlfriend's brother, and I sent him and his friend. At first I listened to her family's Mormon stuff and I thought it was garbage, but it's really grown on me. I think that everyone at INTL should hear their testament of Jesus Christ.

And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon. coal
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Reply 8 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 06:49:08 PM)
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At least one person on this forum is a Mormon (not me).
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Reply 9 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 10:50:39 PM)
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Quoted from kayte:
At least one person on this forum is a Mormon (not me).


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Reply 10 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 10:54:36 PM)
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Who the hell is Matt?
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Reply 11 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 11:01:43 PM)
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TRC, IIRC.
Hello my name is Kristoffer J°rgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 12 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 11:07:04 PM)
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Everyone is Matt or Nick, and I'm Sam.
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Reply 13 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 11:07:44 PM)
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I'm Tom
Hello my name is Kristoffer J°rgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 14 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-01-07 11:13:49 PM)
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you should be named Thom
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Reply 15 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 02:41:43 AM)
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Quoted from vissario.:
Jesus sent them


I doubt it, he hasn't even logged in since last year.
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Reply 16 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 02:47:05 AM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Quoted from vissario.:
Jesus sent them


I doubt it, he hasn't even logged in since last year.

Huh, he logged in, in January
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Reply 17 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 03:15:10 AM)
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Quoted from JosÚ Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon. coal


Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

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Reply 18 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 03:34:10 AM)
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haha, hey, trc, haha, what kind of pizza do you like? ahaha


i guess it doesn't matter really
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Reply 19 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 08:35:07 AM)
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Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from JosÚ Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon. coal


Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...


My one feature to myself distinguish
By incest made vile and wretched againe MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 20 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 12:28:32 PM)
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Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from JosÚ Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon. coal


Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...


haha you're a mormican
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<kita> no.
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Reply 21 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 01:29:25 PM)
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Quoted from byc:
Quoted from Socrateius:
Quoted from JosÚ Rizal:
And I'm the only one on this forum that has fucked a Mormon. coal


Everyone on my mom's side of the family is mormon.

This may or may not be an indication of whether I've fucked a mormon.

...


haha you're a mormican


haha you're a byc
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Reply 22 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 07:33:15 PM)
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mormons have never come to my house, or jehovas witness for that matter

if they did, and it was ladies, it's time to open the door naked
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Reply 23 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 07:37:38 PM)
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Quoted from Surt:
mormons have never come to my house, or jehovas witness for that matter

if they did, and it was ladies, it's time to open the door naked


what about if it was guys?

I'd still vote for the naked option
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Reply 24 of 28 (Originally posted on: 03-02-07 07:40:51 PM)
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soccy are you naked right now
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