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the Strange Questions Survey:

here is a less annoying format for it, just copy/paste:
Here is a much less annoying format for this quiz.

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[whisper][b]1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?[/b]:
[b]2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?[/b]:
[b]3. Ever been in a car wreck?[/b]:
[b]4. Were you popular in high school?[/b]:
[b]5. Have you ever been on a blind date?[/b]:
[b]6. Are looks important?[/b]:
[b]7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?[/b]:
[b]8. By what age would you like to be married?[/b]:
[b]9. Have you ever made a mistake?[/b]:
[b]10. Are you a good tipper?[/b]:
[b]11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?[/b]:
[b]12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?[/b]:
[b]13. Have you ever peed in public?[/b]:
[b]14. What song do you want played at your funeral?[/b]:
[b]15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?[/b]:
[b]16. Beatles or Stones?[/b]:
[b]17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?[/b]:
[b]18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?[/b]:
[b]19.Do you have any phobias?[/b]:
[b]20. What are your plans for the future?[/b]:
[b]21. Do you walk around the house naked?[/b]:
[b]22. If you were an animal what would you be?[/b]:
[b]23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?[/b]:
[b]24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?[/b]:
[b]25. Do you have any special talents?[/b]:
[b]26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?[/b]:
[b]27. Do you like horror or comedy?[/b]:
[b]28. Are you missing anyone?[/b]:
[b]29. Where do you want to live when you are older?[/b]:
[b]30. Who is the person you can count on the most?[/b]:
[b]31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?[/b]:
[b]32. What did you dream last night?[/b]:
[b]33. What is your favorite sport to watch?[/b]:
[b]34. Are you named after anyone?[/b]:
[b]35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?[/b]:
[b]36. Non alcoholic drink?[/b]:
[b]37. Have you ever been in love?[/b]:
[b]38. Do you sing in the shower?[/b]:
[b]39. Have you ever been arrested?[/b]:
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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?

I haven't even heard of it.

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2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?

older: Well, dating.. within a year or so. However, there have been a few older ones I just humped *cough 43 and 34 cough*
younger: Always been older.

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3. Ever been in a car wreck?

Nothing big.

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4. Were you popular in high school?

Everybody knew me and I knew everybody, but I wasn't too close of friends with that many. I was involved in sports, art, and advanced classes, so I had a wide variety of people I was around.

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5. Have you ever been on a blind date?

No.

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6. Are looks important?

There are a lot of attractive people in the world, but only so many that don't annoy me.

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7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?

No, that would be around the time I moved from Alabama and 11 year olds don't keep in touch very well.

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8. By what age would you like to be married?

Whenever I'm able to graduate college and get started on a job.

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9. Have you ever made a mistake?

...I guess. It's not really emotionally possible for me to feel regret though.

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10. Are you a good tipper?

I've had a few waitresses that were bitches to me, but instead of stiffing them, I tend to still tip to maybe cheer them up. Believe it or not, I like making people smile.

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11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?

All I do is buzz my head, so like $15 max.

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12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yes.

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13. Have you ever peed in public?

All the damn time.

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14. What song do you want played at your funeral?

I've never been good at picking songs. "Inside of You" by Hoobastank. big grin

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15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

I'm fat. I eat everything. Too difficult of a question.

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16. Beatles or Stones?

Stones.

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17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?

They're going to die anyways, aren't they? As am I. Most choices I make are going to be irrelevant in 100 years anyhow.

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18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?

I hate wine, so one of the other two. In regards to beer, pale lagers/pilsners.

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19.Do you have any phobias?

I don't handle heights very well.

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20. What are your plans for the future?

Stability. Just getting a good job (and in my particular case not getting shot in course of said job) and establishing a household.

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21. Do you walk around the house naked?

Yes.

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22. If you were an animal what would you be?

I consider humans animals, so there you go. i'm a serial-killer :)

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23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?

I don't particularly like black or red, so anything else.

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24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf.

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25. Do you have any special talents?

I give multiple orgasms and hit the g-spot. I can pick football offenses like Charlie Weis.

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26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?

Throw my shit on the floor and sit in the chair at my desk.

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27. Do you like horror or comedy?

Both, pretty equally, depending on the mood.

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28. Are you missing anyone?

Sure.

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29. Where do you want to live when you are older?

Somewhere in the northwest or the northeast US, although northwest is more affordable. I like the weather there (cool and wet) and I like mountains and forests.

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30. Who is the person you can count on the most?

Depends on what I need to depend on them for.

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31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?

Pre-pregnant pre-smoking pre-white trash pre-rehab Britney Spears.

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32. What did you dream last night?

An Alabama football game.

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33. What is your favorite sport to watch?

Football first, basketball second, baseball third.

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34. Are you named after anyone?

My father and grandfather.

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35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

Long Island Iced Tea.

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36. Non alcoholic drink?

Green tea.

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37. Have you ever been in love?

Yes.

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38. Do you sing in the shower?

No. I look up at the showerhead, turn it on very hot water, and just let it hit me. I think a lot.

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39. Have you ever been arrested?

No.

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This reply was last edited on 02-23-07 03:49:45 PM by D.

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Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.

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[13:12] rchif0: it's one of those surveys on myspace
[13:13] Only One Catch: post it to INTL
[13:19] rchif0: posted on myspace
[13:19] Only One Catch: post to INTL

Peer pressure.

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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: Certainly.
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?:Err. I plead the fifth.
3. Ever been in a car wreck?:Minor stuff, though now I get nervous whenever I see a UPS truck.
4. Were you popular in high school?: Ish.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?:Not even.
6. Are looks important?:Yeah, but after a while, they take a backseat.
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Several.
8. By what age would you like to be married?:
I'm not sure marriage is for me.
9. Have you ever made a mistake?:Err. Obviously.
10. Are you a good tipper?:Err. I've never actually paid for my meal at a restaurant, so I don't know. Sometimes I'll give a dollar to the shaved ice lady though.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:I paid 20, 25 once for a hack job. It was terrible.
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:All the time.
13. Have you ever peed in public?:Not that I'm willing to recall.
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?:psh. I don't really care. 80s classic rock and/or metal would be cool though.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?:Watermelon and hot wings with a Capri Sun drink.
16. Beatles or Stones?: Tied.
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:I have someone in mind, but I feel like if I write it down, it's bad karma or something.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
None of the above. I don't drink.
19.Do you have any phobias?:
Fear of not becoming successful. Also.. err. Dummies and the like that move when they shouldn't.
20. What are your plans for the future?:Move to AK after graduation. Be very poor.
21. Do you walk around the house naked?:That would be awkward.
22. If you were an animal what would you be?:Right now I'd have to say a giraffe.
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:Any color, really.
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: Deaf, by far.
25. Do you have any special talents?:I'm a good actress and.. err. play the piano? I also write, but that's mainly because I enjoy it, not because I'm particularly talented.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house? big grin

rop my stuff in my room.
27. Do you like horror or comedy?:
Comedy, for the most part. I've yet to be really frightened by a horror movie.
28. Are you missing anyone?: A little.
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?:I want to live in England for a while, but not for very long. I guess I'll end up where I'll end up.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: I don't really count on people.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Simon Cowell, without a doubt.
32. What did you dream last night?:Mutated tennis racket out for revenge.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?:Basketball.
34. Are you named after anyone?:A dead half sister and my mother.
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Never had any.
36. Non alcoholic drink?:Water
37. Have you ever been in love?:Maybe.
38. Do you sing in the shower?: Hah. Yes.
39. Have you ever been arrested?:Nope.

edited for format

Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches.

This reply was last edited on 02-23-07 04:45:41 PM by just_dandy.

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24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Every time I see or am asked this question, I am reminded of a really stupid joke..."I can understand being deaf, but I can't see being blind."

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Here is a much less annoying format for this quiz.

Code:


[whisper][b]1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?[/b]:
[b]2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?[/b]:
[b]3. Ever been in a car wreck?[/b]:
[b]4. Were you popular in high school?[/b]:
[b]5. Have you ever been on a blind date?[/b]:
[b]6. Are looks important?[/b]:
[b]7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?[/b]:
[b]8. By what age would you like to be married?[/b]:
[b]9. Have you ever made a mistake?[/b]:
[b]10. Are you a good tipper?[/b]:
[b]11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?[/b]:
[b]12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?[/b]:
[b]13. Have you ever peed in public?[/b]:
[b]14. What song do you want played at your funeral?[/b]:
[b]15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?[/b]:
[b]16. Beatles or Stones?[/b]:
[b]17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?[/b]:
[b]18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?[/b]:
[b]19.Do you have any phobias?[/b]:
[b]20. What are your plans for the future?[/b]:
[b]21. Do you walk around the house naked?[/b]:
[b]22. If you were an animal what would you be?[/b]:
[b]23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?[/b]:
[b]24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?[/b]:
[b]25. Do you have any special talents?[/b]:
[b]26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?[/b]:
[b]27. Do you like horror or comedy?[/b]:
[b]28. Are you missing anyone?[/b]:
[b]29. Where do you want to live when you are older?[/b]:
[b]30. Who is the person you can count on the most?[/b]:
[b]31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?[/b]:
[b]32. What did you dream last night?[/b]:
[b]33. What is your favorite sport to watch?[/b]:
[b]34. Are you named after anyone?[/b]:
[b]35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?[/b]:
[b]36. Non alcoholic drink?[/b]:
[b]37. Have you ever been in love?[/b]:
[b]38. Do you sing in the shower?[/b]:
[b]39. Have you ever been arrested?[/b]:
[/whisper]

"They could have grown up to become Hitler....collectively." - Ztolk's creepy Flash man

This reply was last edited on 02-23-07 03:49:10 PM by D.

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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?

Yeah. I think it worked?

2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?

Two years in both directions.

3. Ever been in a car wreck?

Not a wreck, just minor accidents.

4. Were you popular in high school?

Popular-ish? I wasn't a constant associate of the most popular people in high school, but I had plenty of friends, and I knew everyone and everyone knew me, and I don't think anyone hated me.

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?

No.

6. Are looks important?

Yeah, sort of. But I don't know where this question is leading.

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?

Yep. I even still associate with people I've known for 20 years, which is kind of amazing.

8. By what age would you like to be married?

By 30, I guess, I think I want kinds and I don't want to be a crazy old parent. I was going to say 28, but then I realized that 28 is only four years away and that's so weird because I'm still in school and have no savings and no boyfriend and yikes.

9. Have you ever made a mistake?

Um, like, more than one, even.

10. Are you a good tipper?

Not really, I guess. I don't tip out of obligation and rarely tip more than a few dollars. I kind of hate tipping as a social thing.

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?

$25?

12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yes.

13. Have you ever peed in public?

Umm... no. Outdoors, sure.

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?

I dunno.

15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

Like, everything? At least a Christmas turkey dinner set up. I love that shit.

16. Beatles or Stones?

I have two Beatles t-shirts and one Stones shirt, so maybe the Beatles? Then again, the Stones concert was the best thing ever and I am sure not ever seeing the Beatles live. As for the number of songs I have by each, I think they're about the same... I'm just gonna call it a draw.

17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?

??

18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?

I enjoy all three, though wine is more recent and still more likely to put me to sleep. Hard liquor++

19.Do you have any phobias?

I don't like snakes all that much, I find them eerie. Also, I wouldn't call it a phobia exactly because I would still get in the water, but sometimes at the camp when I was in the lake I'd get freaked out about all the stuff that's in there and get grossed out. I don't really have phobias about stuff so much as occasionally overthink things to the point where they become disturbing.

20. What are your plans for the future?

Graduating May 2008, getting a job for a couple of years experience until I can get a better job, settling down with the whole husband dog kids house thing.

21. Do you walk around the house naked?

Yeah.

22. If you were an animal what would you be?

I dunno, I have cat-like properties in that I like to laze around in the sun, be fed, occasionally amuse people, and not have to do any work...

23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?

I prefer brown-haired people almost to exclusion, but there are a few redheads (and one blond) I have a weakness for.

24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf.

25. Do you have any special talents?

Ummm I'm pretty good at domestic things like cooking and knitting. When I'm interested in something I can pick it up pretty fast. I'm not terrible with a camera. I can make people laugh. I'm not especially active these days, but I'm actually pretty good at a variety of sports. I can pump out a paper in a matter of hours the day before it's due and get a better grade than people who worked on it for a week LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

I can... walk really fast. I can crack pretty much every joint in my body, and repeatedly. I'm out of practice in both now, but there was a time that I played 3 instruments and spoke 3 languages. I can remember the lyrics to hundreds, possibly thousands, of songs. However... I don't think any of these things are all that special.

26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?

Take off my shoes.

27. Do you like horror or comedy?

Comedy; I am a weiner.

28. Are you missing anyone?

*nod*

29. Where do you want to live when you are older?

I like Halifax, so maybe I'll stay here. I am semi-interested in the idea of moving elsewhere, but I am allergic to change. Yet, my #1 ideal career choice would probably necessitate a move.

30. Who is the person you can count on the most?

There is no one person I can count on to respond in all situations.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?

Man I dunno, there have been like a ton of hot and awesome celebrities. Can't decide.

32. What did you dream last night?

Don't remember.

33. What is your favorite sport to watch?

I like watching most sports (except football). My favourite thing is not a specific sport but rather an event - I am a big whore for the Olympics, seriously I hardly budge from my couch for the entire two weeks they're on every two years.

34. Are you named after anyone?

No, but I share a middle name with like 3 other people in my family.

35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

I like the simplicity of vodka and diet coke.

36. Non alcoholic drink?

Water

37. Have you ever been in love?

Sorta

38. Do you sing in the shower?

Not really, but mostly because I'm in an apartment building and the walls aren't that thick. If I were somewhere that I thought no one would hear me, I would TOTALLY sing in the shower.

39. Have you ever been arrested?

I AM A NINJA!

This reply was last edited on 02-23-07 03:44:02 PM by kayte.

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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: No, but i've done this for Nintendo cartridges
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?:
Older - 7 months
Younger - 1 year-ish
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: not really
4. Were you popular in high school?: Well almost everyone knew me and I had a good group of friends and I was outgoing, but honestly popularity was almost a non-factor at my high school.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: No
6. Are looks important?: I like to look?
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Whats up Hoff

8. By what age would you like to be married?: It'll come when it comes
9. Have you ever made a mistake?: I made a ton of them on a test earlier today
10. Are you a good tipper?: Not really, I don't have a lot of money so I try and just leave a reasonable tip.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: 20ish?
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Substitute health teacher in 8th grade once had a dress with a slit in it. Every guy in my graduating class remembers that day.
13. Have you ever peed in public?: I used to make a point of it
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: I'd like to perform an original piece at my funeral
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: I'd like there to be so much food that I could just keep eating it until I die
16. Beatles or Stones?: Beatles
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: That 100 year old man who just said his goodbyes and is about to die 20 minutes from now anyway
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Hard Liquor
19.Do you have any phobias?: probably
20. What are your plans for the future?: Don't really like to talk about these
21. Do you walk around the house naked?: If I lived alone i'd probably be just like drahnier
22. If you were an animal what would you be?: birdy
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Auburn (More brown, really)
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: see post 4
25. Do you have any special talents?: General creativity. I think of crazy shit.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Empty my pockets
27. Do you like horror or comedy?: Comedy
28. Are you missing anyone?: yes sir
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: In a house
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: I have a lot of people I can count on in my life
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Hitler's mom.
32. What did you dream last night?: I dont remember but once I had a dream that I was really tired and all my friends were trashing my house but I was so tired I didnt' feel like asking them to stop.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: Honestly depends on the situation. I like Soccer and Football though.
34. Are you named after anyone?: Grandfather
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Rum&Coke
36. Non alcoholic drink?: Water
37. Have you ever been in love?: yesss
38. Do you sing in the shower?: Only when i'm home alone
39. Have you ever been arrested?: no but i've been frisked by a police officer in the middle of a complicated game of Hide n go seek

"They could have grown up to become Hitler....collectively." - Ztolk's creepy Flash man

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You know you love it.

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Yep. It works!

2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?
Older: Dated a guy who was 18 when I was 13. Dated a guy who was 23 when I was 16.
Younger: Dated a guy who was 13 when I was 17.

3. Ever been in a car wreck?:
Luckily I haven't.

4. Were you popular in high school?
I was popular in 9th and 10th grades, but then I became a loner.

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Yes.

6. Are looks important?
No. If we are talking about relationships, some level of physical attraction has to be present.

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Yep. I'm really bad about keeping in touch with people, but there are a few with whom I've stayed in contact.

8. By what age would you like to be married?
Not putting a deadline on this. It happens if/when it happens.

9. Have you ever made a mistake?
Lots of them. Made the same mistake twice, sure.

10. Are you a good tipper?
I'm a great tipper. I will often tip at least 17% but often 20-25%.

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
One time I spent $60 because I dyed it, too. Usually if I'm getting a new cut, I'll have it done at a salon, but if I need a trim, Supercuts/Hair Cuttery works just fine.

12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes.

13. Have you ever peed in public?
Often.

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Monty Python's Life of Brian "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Shanghai Wings from Chili's or honey walnut shrimp

16. Beatles or Stones?
The Beatles

17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Everyone is dying.

18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
I like all three. Beer is great for every day, wine is good for feeling classy and sophisticated, hard liquor is for celebrating.

19.Do you have any phobias?
I have tons of irrational fears -- crashing my car, getting shot, getting robbed. I am fucking paranoid.

20. What are your plans for the future?
Finishing school, working in a job that I love with people I respect and care about, settling down with someone special.

21. Do you walk around the house naked?
Sometimes. Usually right after a shower when I don't feel like getting dressed right away.

22. If you were an animal what would you be?
I want to be a tiger or a shark or a tiger shark.

23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
No preference.

24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Blind.

25. Do you have any special talents?
I orgasm like a champ. I make awesome brownies. I shop for deals. I have good event planning. I am the first person on the dance floor at any function. I am GREAT at humiliating myself.

26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Put my bag on the floor, my keys, phone, and sunglasses on the kitchen counter, and pour myself a cup of cold water.

27. Do you like horror or comedy?
Both make me laugh so it's a toss up. I'd rather watch something intentionally funny.

28. Are you missing anyone?
Who am I not missing?

29. Where do you want to live when you are older?
Not sure yet. I'd like to stay close to home if possible.

30. Who is the person you can count on the most?
My mom is my rock.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Drew Carey

32. What did you dream last night?
Don't remember. But pillow top mattresses are what dreams are made of.

33. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football above all others.

34. Are you named after anyone?
My middle name is my grandmother's name.

35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Gin and tonic.

36. Non alcoholic drink?
Water.

37. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

38. Do you sing in the shower?
I put on concerts in the shower.

39. Have you ever been arrested?
Not yet.

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animatedcardigan: i just want sex
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Posts: 6647 (0.974)
Reg. Date: Jun 2002
Location: Missouri
Gender: Male

screw you guy so hard
1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
No, I just burned it again.
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?:
2.5 years.
3. Ever been in a car wreck?:
BOY HAVE I!
4. Were you popular in high school?:
Towards the end.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?:
I've been on dates where I've wished I was blind.
6. Are looks important?:
I'd say I'm shallow, sure.
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?:
Yes.
8. By what age would you like to be married?:
29?
9. Have you ever made a mistake?:
NEVER NOT ONCE
10. Are you a good tipper?:
No.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
12 dollars.
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
A fake teacher.
13. Have you ever peed in public?:
This is like asking "have you ever been drunk"
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?:
The numa numa song.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
Cyanide tablets. Fuckers, I'll do it myself
16. Beatles or Stones?:
Beatles
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
Oh, I could think of more than one.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
Beer
19.Do you have any phobias?:
I hate heights.
20. What are your plans for the future?:
Not die in Iraq.
21. Do you walk around the house naked?:
Only always.
22. If you were an animal what would you be?:
Orangutan.
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:
Red, baby.
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
deaf.
25. Do you have any special talents?:
Nope.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
Take my shoes off.
27. Do you like horror or comedy?:
Comedy
28. Are you missing anyone?:
No.
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?:
Springfield, Missouri
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?:
People suck. Usually just myself.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
Hillary Duff.
32. What did you dream last night?:
That I won the lottery and Smokey sent me a box of books and posters and shit.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?:
Football.
34. Are you named after anyone?:
My great grandfather, sort of.
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
Beer. Any kind of beer.
36. Non alcoholic drink?:
Pepsi.
37. Have you ever been in love?:
Once.
38. Do you sing in the shower?:
Yes.
39. Have you ever been arrested?:
You can't be arrested at 16.

Alloy
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Androgynous Mystic Wizard

Ballkicks: (+95 / -20)
Posts: 577 (0.104)
Reg. Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ireland
Gender: Female

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
No. I've never heard of that one.
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?
A year and ten months.
3. Ever been in a car wreck?
Once I was in the front passenger seat when my granddad's car bumped into another car, but that was it.
4. Were you popular in high school?
Hell no.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Nope.
6. Are looks important?
Not really.
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
No.
8. By what age would you like to be married?
That really depends.
9. Have you ever made a mistake?
I'm human, ain't I?
10. Are you a good tipper?
Yes.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
Hair ... cut?
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes. My current maths teacher, who happens to be female.
13. Have you ever peed in public?
No!
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Shine On by Gamma Ray.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
A ten-course feast with plenty of alcohol and all my friends invited.
16. Beatles or Stones?
The Beatles.
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
Someone who, a couple of years ago, was my closest friend. He fucked me up pretty badly.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Beer.
19.Do you have any phobias?
Dogs, heights, open spaces and crowds.
20. What are your plans for the future?
Stay with Daniel, finish school well, do an Engineering degree ... um ... I haven't thought much about this.
21. Do you walk around the house naked?
Er, no.
22. If you were an animal what would you be?
A house cat.
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
It doesn't matter.
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
25. Do you have any special talents?
I have a good memory.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Lock the door.
27. Do you like horror or comedy?
Both.
28. Are you missing anyone?
My current boyfriend, a couple of good mates and my late grandmother.
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?
Canada, The Netherlands, Iceland, Ireland.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?
A toss-up between my mate Sean and Daniel.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Dita Von Teese.
32. What did you dream last night?
I can't remember.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Rugby.
34. Are you named after anyone?
Nope.
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
I don't drink yet.
36. Non alcoholic drink?
Orange juice.
37. Have you ever been in love?
I like to think I'm in love now.
38. Do you sing in the shower?
Hell no!
39. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope.

SUL
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B White

Mingan
INTL Alumni
Mmm Skyscraper I Love You

Why are we having this wedding? because Abraham Lincoln, of course!

Ballkicks: (+637 / -48)
Posts: 3444 (0.501)
Reg. Date: May 2002
Location: Amsterdamned
Gender: Male

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Nope.

2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?
Older: never! what? never, I have slept with people older than me though.
Younger: not by much, never more than two years, but that wasnt my choice or anything

3. Ever been in a car wreck?:
Nope

4. Were you popular in high school?
I was hardly ever there, so not really popular either

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Nope.

6. Are looks important?
I like to look at things, so yeah

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
A lot of them, actually.

8. By what age would you like to be married?
whenever I want to

9. Have you ever made a mistake?
Nope.

10. Are you a good tipper?
If I'm in the mood, yes. but rememeber, its not custom to tip here, we actually pay everyone properly.

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
25 euro's

12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope.

13. Have you ever peed in public?
Often.

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Monty Python's Life of Brian "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" - thats a pretty good idea, I'm stealing that

15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I want in the kitchen for that, otherwise it doesnt matter

16. Beatles or Stones?
The Beatles

17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
tough question, but if I only get to pick one, I pass. too hard to choose

18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
All, everyday. I have beer when I come out of work, wine with dinner, and liquor after.

19.Do you have any phobias?
I'm afraid of pain, I'm afraid of bugs, I'm afraid of letting myself down, I'm afraid of horses, but thats it

20. What are your plans for the future?
Oh there are so many, I will not elaborate

21. Do you walk around the house naked?
Yes.

22. If you were an animal what would you be?
Wolf. there is no question

23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Blond

24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Blind.

25. Do you have any special talents?
Nothing that would be comparable to any of the awesome talents other people will list here. I don't want to make you guys feel bad about yourselves

26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
take of my stuff, (bag, coat, ipod, phone, etc) make drink.

27. Do you like horror or comedy?
Horror

28. Are you missing anyone?
Nope.

29. Where do you want to live when you are older?
Right here in Amsterdam

30. Who is the person you can count on the most?
My friends.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Judy Garland in 1939

32. What did you dream last night?
I'd better not tell.

33. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Snooker

34. Are you named after anyone?
Lord of the Ocean

35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Chartreuse

36. Non alcoholic drink?
Water.

37. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

38. Do you sing in the shower?
I sing in the shower, the train, the office, the supermarket, whenever I feel like it

39. Have you ever been arrested?
Yes.

Wireless Muppet, of Strings and Ribbonwax

Science Brad
INTL Premium Member
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Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.

Ballkicks: (+288 / -77)
Posts: 1529 (0.225)
Reg. Date: Jul 2002
Location: Everywhere
Gender: Male

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: No, and I wouldn't either. Licking would work just as well as using your shirt or some other object to brush debris off of it.

2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: One 5 years older than me and one 3 years younger

3. Ever been in a car wreck?: An accident, yeah, not a wreck though.

4. Were you popular in high school?: No, I had more important things going on.

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: No.

6. Are looks important?: It would seem like they are in society.

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: No.

8. By what age would you like to be married?: Never.

9. Have you ever made a mistake?: What kind of fucking dumb question is this?! Of course! If you don't make mistakes then you don't exist.

10. Are you a good tipper?: Always 20%

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $8.00 + $1.60 tip.

12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yes.

13. Have you ever peed in public?: In a public restroom yes.

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: Mambo # 5 a la Lou Bega or perhaps I don't care. I'll be dead. I don't think it will really matter much what happens.

15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Human flesh.

16. Beatles or Stones?: Neither as they both suck.

17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Let us go with Yennie Tse, or perhaps Dick Ch.

18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: None.

19.Do you have any phobias?: Lilapsophobia

20. What are your plans for the future?: Obtain a PhD in quantum / astrophysics and work on a unified field theory.

21. Do you walk around the house naked?:Not really

22. If you were an animal what would you be?: Dolphin

23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Dark brown, black, dirty blonde, etc (aka any color usually)

24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: Deaf I suppose. Visual input usually encodes more information than auditory input, though it would make communication a bit more difficult.

25. Do you have any special talents?:Physics

26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:Scan the area, or put the backpack down. It varies depending on what my intentions are.

27. Do you like horror or comedy?: Both work.

28. Are you missing anyone?: Yes.

29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: Somewhere I enjoy.

30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: Myself.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Tough call between Salma Hayek and Rosario Dawson

32. What did you dream last night?: I do not recall.

33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: Football I guess

34. Are you named after anyone?: Father

35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Do not have any.

36. Non alcoholic drink?: Barq's Root Beer

37. Have you ever been in love?: Yes

38. Do you sing in the shower?: No

39. Have you ever been arrested?: No.

"We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." -Carl Sagan

Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

Ballkicks: (+1307 / -46)
Posts: 5641 (0.821)
Reg. Date: May 2002
Location: murderbarn
Gender: Male

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: No.
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: A few months.
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: No, but close.
4. Were you popular in high school?: I guess. I knew a good amount of the school populace by name and vice versa.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: No.
6. Are looks important?: Probably.
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Yes.
8. By what age would you like to be married?: Thirty five would be swell. And then remarried after my wife dies and I become a dirty old man (71+) with gold diggers after me.
9. Have you ever made a mistake?: Lots.
10. Are you a good tipper?: Very.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $17 or something.
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No.
13. Have you ever peed in public?: Always.
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: I would like a full dj set to be played live, mixing opera and orchestra with breakbeats and bass.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Delicious.
16. Beatles or Stones?: Beatles, I guess, but I'm really not into either.
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: The Queen. She has lived long enough.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Beer.
19.Do you have any phobias?: Yes, sharp things-a-phobia.
20. What are your plans for the future?: Become an actor.
21. Do you walk around the house naked?: Yeah, when I don't feel inspired enough to wear clothes.
22. If you were an animal what would you be?: Hammerhead Shark
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Probably red, but I like light brown hair, too.
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: Blind for sure.
25. Do you have any special talents?: I can generally write acceptable things for people in a fairly short amount of time.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Change my clothes.
27. Do you like horror or comedy?: Nope.
28. Are you missing anyone?: Not really.
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: In a hill with a blue traffic light above my kitchen table.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: Myself.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Lindsay Lohan, of course.
32. What did you dream last night?: This guy telling me "We don't need ghosts. We have destinies! Ghosts don't even have muscles!" while we ate breakfast in a dorm room.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: Hockey.
34. Are you named after anyone?: No, it was a license plate.
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Peppermint Schnapps mixed with Chocolatinis or whatever the hell it is. It ends up tasting like alcoholic mint-chocolate ice cream.
36. Non alcoholic drink?: Apple juice.
37. Have you ever been in love?: Sure, lots of times.
38. Do you sing in the shower?: Yeah.
39. Have you ever been arrested?: No, just stopped in the street a few times.

"One time I spilled ice cream on my pants and we had to throw them out."
"Last night I fell asleep, and when I woke up, my room was a black and white movie."
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Hoff
Lightnin' Hopkins

Helping a brother out.

Ballkicks: (+192 / -38)
Posts: 2563 (0.465)
Reg. Date: Jan 2006
Location:
Gender: Male

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
no
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?:
2 1/2 years
3. Ever been in a car wreck?:
Yeah, someone rear ended me when I was sitting at a red light.
4. Were you popular in high school?:
apparently, but only recently found that out.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?:
no
6. Are looks important?:
yes
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?:
yes
8. By what age would you like to be married?:
27
9. Have you ever made a mistake?:
yes, who hasnt?
10. Are you a good tipper?:
I dont want to be, but I always guilt myself into an average tip.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
15 with tip.
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
Fuck yes, my german TA, ohh melda.
13. Have you ever peed in public?:
Yes, every weekend.
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?:
Some Bob Dylan song, cant think of which one right now.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
Either a cheese steak or a hoagie. And non of that imitation shit most of you have been eating.
16. Beatles or Stones?:
Dylan
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
Every guy besides me who tries to get with my ex-girlfriend.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
Beer, but I do really like wine. Hard liquor is more of a last resort.
19.Do you have any phobias?:
clipped toenails laying around in the rug. and belly buttons.
20. What are your plans for the future?:
become a journalist and write a book.
21. Do you walk around the house naked?:
no, maybe if i had my own house tho.
22. If you were an animal what would you be?:
i dunno, penguins cuz they are awesome.
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:
I'm not real particular, I probably prefer brown but its not a big deal.
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
deaf
25. Do you have any special talents?:
sexy hoff's moves of mystery.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
go to the computer, maybe check intl.
27. Do you like horror or comedy?:
comedy
28. Are you missing anyone?:
yes
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?:
virginia maybe.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?:
I dunno, I think i'm pretty private so I dont count on other people too often.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
hmm...heather gramm. probably spelled her name wrong.
32. What did you dream last night?:
dont remember
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?:
football
34. Are you named after anyone?:
no
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
beer?
36. Non alcoholic drink?:
soda?
37. Have you ever been in love?:
yea
38. Do you sing in the shower?:
not often.
39. Have you ever been arrested?:
not yet.

ba
INTL Premium Member
Captain of the Cool Kids

and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

Ballkicks: (+456 / -62)
Posts: 3134 (0.479)
Reg. Date: Apr 2003
Location: behind you!
Gender: Male

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: Yes
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: 2 years (me being the older one)
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: Yes
4. Were you popular in high school?: No
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: No
6. Are looks important?: Yes
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Yes
8. By what age would you like to be married?: 35 or never
9. Have you ever made a mistake?: Yes
10. Are you a good tipper?: Yes
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $50
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yes
13. Have you ever peed in public?: Yes
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: Theme to Lord of the Rings
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Blowfish sushi, it'd be funny if it killed me before being executed
16. Beatles or Stones?: Too fucking hard. I'll have to default with Beatles.
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Jesus, the moment he reincarnates
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: liquor
19.Do you have any phobias?: Bugs
20. What are your plans for the future?: No clue
21. Do you walk around the house naked?: No, too many roomies
22. If you were an animal what would you be?: Big cat (like a tiger or something)
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Brunette
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: Blind (the deaf-voice scares me)
25. Do you have any special talents?: my cock vibrates
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: close the door behind me
27. Do you like horror or comedy?: comedy
28. Are you missing anyone?: No
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: In the country
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: Me
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Alyson Michalka
32. What did you dream last night?: living in a monestry drinking green tea, also something about parking tickets
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: football
34. Are you named after anyone?: The guy who directed The Crystal Key
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Rum
36. Non alcoholic drink?: Sprite
37. Have you ever been in love?: No
38. Do you sing in the shower?: Sometimes
39. Have you ever been arrested?: No

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Posts: 6818 (1.106)
Reg. Date: Apr 2004
Location: Cowpenis
Gender: Female

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: Um, no. I put one in the microwave once though. It made lightning flashes!
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: One year.
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: Yes, and I had to go to court for it.
4. Were you popular in high school?: I guess so, everyone knew who I was anyway.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: Unfortunately.
6. Are looks important?: To some people.
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: I've known my best friend for 16 years i'm a serial-killer :)

8. By what age would you like to be married?: I doubt I'll ever get married, but I guess by 30 would be nice.
9. Have you ever made a mistake?: Yes!
10. Are you a good tipper?: Yes!
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: I cut my own hair.
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No.
13. Have you ever peed in public?: In pools.
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: Come on Home by Franz Ferdinand, Off and Running by Saint James Stars and Ladyflash by The Go! Team.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Um, I really like pasta.
16. Beatles or Stones?: The Madness.
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: I'm not THAT hateful.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: None of the above.
19.Do you have any phobias?: Don't get me started, k? Let's just say clowns, lightning (the kind outside of microwaves) and skin on food.
20. What are your plans for the future?: Survive to the age of 30!
21. Do you walk around the house naked?: Not very often.
22. If you were an animal what would you be?: lol manatee joke
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Red all the way.
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: Blind.
25. Do you have any special talents?: I horseback ride...
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Take off my shoes and put my slippers on.
27. Do you like horror or comedy?: Comedy. GOOD comedy, anyway.
28. Are you missing anyone?: I think I have all my ducks properly in a row.
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: Charlotte would be fun, or maybe Atlanta.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: One of my best friends, Emily. And Zippo LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Mo Rocca's a cutie.
32. What did you dream last night?: I don't remember...I think there was sawdust involved though.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: American football, and I get really excited when show jumping comes on.
34. Are you named after anyone?: I don't think so.
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: I don't drink.
36. Non alcoholic drink?: Wawa Lemonade Tea.
37. Have you ever been in love?: No.
38. Do you sing in the shower?: No.
39. Have you ever been arrested?: Not yet!

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Ballkicks: (+761 / -127)
Posts: 5458 (0.789)
Reg. Date: Mar 2002
Location: Laputa
Gender: Male

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
No. What the hell.

2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?:
actually dated:
oldest: 4 years (was 22 he was 26)
youngest: 2 years (was 19 she was 17)
wouldn't mind (ie. my limits):
oldest: 40ish
youngest: 19

3. Ever been in a car wreck?:
Yes. never serious. was the first (or within the first) person to arrive on a few serious crashes, one which had a couple friends.

4. Were you popular in high school?:
I dunno. My 'grad class' never had popularity. The majority (about 80-85%) tended to hang out with one another, and the other 20-15% hung out in small nuclear groups of 3-5. These groups tended to have specialized activities - computer room, library, fitness room, "gothic", beatniks, etc. I hung out with people from all over. I had close friends in each group, and would do shit with each outside of class - parties, plays, whatnot. If there was popularity I wasn't aware of it.

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?:
Yes. None worked, but atleast it is better than being a third or fifth wheel.

6. Are looks important?:
They're icing on a cake, in that I consider the mind important but looks as an added bonus.

This is not true for quelling horniness. While looks are important then... I have a lot of... fetishes

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?:
Friends yes. close friends, no.

8. By what age would you like to be married?:
I used to not want marriage, and I still don't, although I wouldn't object if it comes up eventually. The better question is when I would want to have kids, and that's when I can afford to do so comfortably.

9. Have you ever made a mistake?:
Ha, oh god yes.

10. Are you a good tipper?:
Sometimes. Occasionally I don't tip because I am greedy and I want to keep as much as my money as possible; however, if I'm in a mood to give tips, I will base it on three main things: how good the service/food/material is (know when to give more of a drink, etc), whether they're nice/friendly, and whether they leave me/us alone (except when i've/we've run empty and want more).

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
into the 100s.

12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
No crushes, but the desire to fuck/get fucked by yes.

13. Have you ever peed in public?:
Yes.

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?:
I dunno. I really don't care...

... though I wouldn't mind being burned on a pyre - but that will not happen.

15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
hey if they were up to doing the work, a fine elaborate turkey dinner... and my drink could be spiked with some form of poison. Ha! those fuckers wont get the pleasure to execute me appropriately.

16. Beatles or Stones?:
beatles for being catchy.

17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
I agree with Rich. They're going to die eventually, and death is somewhat a copout. If I disliked a person enough that I wanted them to be smited, I think I'd be more prone to not kill them.

18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
Depends. A good beer warms me up, goes with most any situation. A wine for a good dinner or a more formal conversation. Hard liquor when I can afford them, when I feel in the mood to mix drinks, and when the beer runs out.

19.Do you have any phobias?:
Not... really. There are things I find unpleasant in my surroundings (ie. spiders, ants, etc.), and then there are circumstances that I would want a mercy killing (ie. being in a vegetative state, etc.). None of them are irrational like the phobias towards toilet paper or sex or something.

20. What are your plans for the future?:
pfft, like I know.

21. Do you walk around the house naked?:
Sometimes. If not naked - per se - I wont be wearing underwear. Almost nightly occurence.

22. If you were an animal what would you be?:
Lioness maybe. Whale. Shark. Otter. Turtle. Beaver...

23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:
Hair color not relevant, but there's ones I'd prefer: brown mostly. But if you have red hair or green hair or no hair or long sexy hair, I'd still want you if I dated you.

24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
Neither, thanks. Though I suppose I could still vibrate my music into my skull, so I'd rather be deaf.

25. Do you have any special talents?:
Uh. Maybe?

26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
take the keys from the door, take off my shoes, take off my coat (if I'm wearing one)... and yeah, that's pretty much it.

27. Do you like horror or comedy?:
Horror more than comedy. most comedies use old humour, and most horror flicks can be comical.

28. Are you missing anyone?:
Err. If I think about it, sure. Not like I'm here, typing and always thinking that I miss someone.

29. Where do you want to live when you are older?:
I wouldn't mind living in Sweden/Poland/Norway/Estonia for a while. Other countries too.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
Agustin Pichot. HANDS DOWN HOTTEST MAN ALIVE.
Then maybe Sandra Bullock for some good action.

32. What did you dream last night?:
I don't remember.

33. What is your favorite sport to watch?:
Rugby. Hockey. Soccer (not as much now).

34. Are you named after anyone?:
Yeah, though that isn't the main reason why they named me as they did. They thought it sounded pretty.

35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
Beer - Pilsener. Vodka. I like wines from Germany.

36. Non alcoholic drink?:
Water. CrystalLite (unfortunately). Prune Juice. Grapefruit Juice. Cranberry Juice. Coffee.

37. Have you ever been in love?:
Yeah.

38. Do you sing in the shower?:
No. I think a lot though, sometimes until I've realized I've been in too long.

39. Have you ever been arrested?:
Yes. Never convicted, nor formally charged. Centered along the lines of 'disorderly public conduct'

This reply was last edited on 02-23-07 05:44:42 PM by Sunn O))).

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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: -no
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: 21 does 28
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: twice
4. Were you popular in high school?: no I was an asshole to most of them. That proved to be more entertaining

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: yeah...just picture the hindeburg blowing up

6. Are looks important?: who wants to fuck a mcugly

7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: yeah a few

8. By what age would you like to be married?: what the hell...did mspt put someone up to this

9. Have you ever made a mistake?: In my eyes no...someones elses...then yes

10. Are you a good tipper?: no..I hardly tip because I dont see why you deserve extra money because you got me food

11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:14 i felt used

12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: yeah...to be fair she was ot even teachers wanted what she had

13. Have you ever peed in public?: I dirnk alot draw your own conclusions

14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: the theme from benny hill

15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: a bucket of kfc...enjoy the clean up fellas

16. Beatles or Stones?: BEATLES

17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: You

18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: whats free and cheap

19.Do you have any phobias?: nope..if you do let me know so I can exploit them

20. What are your plans for the future?: a blow job...oh life..car,job, a home

21. Do you walk around the house naked?: fuck yes

22. If you were an animal what would you be?: me cause i am super awesome

23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: doesnt matter...do a turn around sweetie and show me the package deal

24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: deaf..since I am now

25. Do you have any special talents?: I do the best impression of bubbles ever. I can drink alot, the wife says im a good lay. I seem to have a talent for a sport called rugby

26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: beat the wife and kids

27. Do you like horror or comedy?: horror

28. Are you missing anyone?: yeah I am

29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: antigonish, new glasgow, halifax or the uk if the deal is right

30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: the gf, my brother or someclose friends

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: ill be honest id give natasha beddingfield a good tumble

32. What did you dream last night?: "scotland and fuck off appearntly"

33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: rugby, soccer

34. Are you named after anyone?: yeah

35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: beer/martini/manhattan

36. Non alcoholic drink?: ice tea

37. Have you ever been in love?: Only when trying to get laid

38. Do you sing in the shower?: oasis rocks the bathroom

39. Have you ever been arrested?: so close...so close

Mr Excitable
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really sunny...pichot. You could of picked someone off a winning team.

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Quoted from Mr Excitable:
really sunny...pichot. You could of picked someone off a winning team.

Meh.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Trust me, she's obsessed.

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Quoted from Dimi:
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Substitute health teacher in 8th grade once had a dress with a slit in it. Every guy in my graduating class remembers that day.

Wow, that remains one of the best days of my life. Sooooooo freaking hot. I...I..I gotta give myself a hand.

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Location: Minnesota
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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: what
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: I dont date
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: I smashed a parked car once a little bit. About 2 grand in damages.
4. Were you popular in high school?: at the end
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: no
6. Are looks important?: very
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: yes
8. By what age would you like to be married?: never
9. Have you ever made a mistake?: yes
10. Are you a good tipper?: no
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: 15 bucks
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: no
13. Have you ever peed in public?: yes
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: 335 bpm speed trance
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: deep-fried mcdonalds hamburger
16. Beatles or Stones?: suicide commando
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: pretty much everyone save for americans and a few cool foreigners
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: beer
19.Do you have any phobias?: anablephobia
20. What are your plans for the future?: chill
21. Do you walk around the house naked?: no
22. If you were an animal what would you be?: cat
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: brown
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: deaf
25. Do you have any special talents?: no
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: check for UPS packages and things
27. Do you like horror or comedy?: horror for games, comedy for TV
28. Are you missing anyone?: no
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: somewhere with cheap rent and broadband and good climate. probably in the US since i hate the rest of the world.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: i dont know
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: that chick from Breakfast Club, the 'basketcase' one.
32. What did you dream last night?:something in an train station
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: futbol
34. Are you named after anyone?: no
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: bier
36. Non alcoholic drink?: CC lemon
37. Have you ever been in love?: no
38. Do you sing in the shower?: no
39. Have you ever been arrested?: no

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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: No.
2. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you dated?: 1 year 3 months
3. Ever been in a car wreck?: Yes.
4. Were you popular in high school?: Doesn't really apply. I went to an all boys high school where the social dynamic was entirely different from most schools.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?: No.
6. Are looks important?: Yes.
7. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: Yes, several at least.
8. By what age would you like to be married?: No idea.
9. Have you ever made a mistake?: Obviously.
10. Are you a good tipper?: Yes, very.
11. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $11
12. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No.
13. Have you ever peed in public?: No.
14. What song do you want played at your funeral?: I won't care.
15. What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Probably just a good steak.
16. Beatles or Stones?: Beatles
17. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: There isn't anyone.
18. Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Hard liquor.
19.Do you have any phobias?: No.
20. What are your plans for the future?: Graduate and go to grad school for physics
21. Do you walk around the house naked?: no
22. If you were an animal what would you be?: a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas
23. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Don't care much, but I'm not a fan of dyed hair
24. Would you rather be blind or deaf?: I'd kill myself in either situation
25. Do you have any special talents?: Not special per say, but I'm good at a lot of things like music and pretty much any intellectual pursuit.
26. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Put down my book bag, usually
27. Do you like horror or comedy?: Quite a generalization, but comedy
28. Are you missing anyone?: Yes.
29. Where do you want to live when you are older?: Somewhere that stays warm. Florida is doing well enough so far.
30. Who is the person you can count on the most?: Probably my parents.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: I have no idea; my knowledge of celebrities is limited.
32. What did you dream last night?: About a giant cockroach.
33. What is your favorite sport to watch?: Baseball, lacrosse, and hockey are about equal.
34. Are you named after anyone?: No.
35. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: I don't have one. I'm not a big drinker.
36. Non alcoholic drink?: Orange juice.
37. Have you ever been in love?: I doubt it.
38. Do you sing in the shower?: No, but I sing out of the shower.
39. Have you ever been arrested?: No

For now we see through a glass, darkly, but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

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