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With all this crazy international relations and perception talk as of late, I figured I would seek out some opinions on Canada. Basically, what is your perspective on Canada? Do you like this country? Do you know anything aboot Canada? What stereotypes do you have about Canadian people.

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I voted Other for "these spin-off threads are making me dizzy."

Canada seems like an okay place. A little too cold for me, though. Don't know enough else to form a real opinion about it.

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I live here and I love Canada. The winter's usually not too bad if you A. put on a sweater and B. grow some balls. The "liberal socialism" or whatever that asshole Mark Steyn calls it (I call it "Capitolism with free health care") seems to work pretty well, and the Queen doesn't get in my way too often. The cops never bug me and the man doesn't keep me down.

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I almost moved to Canada so, yeah, I think pretty darn highly of it.

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jesus enough about canada

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I greatly dislike this country. Sure we have good things like socialized healthcare, large beautiful tracts of land, vast natural resources. However, we have a pretty shitty history, culture, government, populace, etc.

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I've got nothing significant against Canada, but I really don't care about it either. It's just lines on a map.

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I'm with useless. I wanted to maybe type UI but it reminds me of UTI so I didn't. Anyhow, my thoughts about Canada are probly along the same lines as those with Vietnam, New Zealand, or Holland: "Eh, whatever."

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I was just in Montreal as part of a roadtrip from Canada to North Carolina (in DC right now) and it was pretty awesome, so I like it.

Good job Canada i'm a serial-killer :)

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Sometimes I forget it exists.

The only time Canada ever really comes up in my life is when I'm talking to Sunny and she says "it's snowing here, eh." And I'm like, oh right, you live in Canada.

That and my draft-dodging, escape-plan may just involve a certain lovely country up north.

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I have on multiple occasions been told (by useless I believe) that my hatred of Canada is......unfounded, that I have been unlucky enough to have been exposed to the worst segment of the Canadian population. Well I can acknowledge that perhaps my feelings are derived from personal experiences that do not truly reflect that which is truly Canada. That being said; I'm still surrounded by a bunch of dumb-fucking French Canadians and I still fucking hate Canada for it.

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Meh.

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no one even cares enough about canada to bother with the thread.

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Why the fuck are there two threads about Canada? Has this forum become THAT fucking boring? Canada is just kinda there. I'm sure parts of it are probably pretty nice, but it's just a "boring" country.

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blame canada for what?

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To me Canada is just another US state but with free healthcare and as a society it seems they can't get trolled like the US can.

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Canada is home to people of Scottish descent who are apparently more Scottish than the Highlanders - not to talk about the Lowlanders -, ironic as that may sound.

But it's an OK country.

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I liked America better though, but maybe my spectrum of experience isnt broad enough.

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Do you know anything aboot Canada?

They send people to jail for denying the Holocaust.

Obviously, they are a very enlightened and open people.

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I love Red Green and Bob and Doug McKenzie...They're form Canada! The actors who play them aren't, but why should that matter? Oh yeah, I almost forgot Terrence and Phillip are from Canada too!!

I've learned from these characters that Canadians can fix anything with a roll of duck tape, get free beer by scamming the brewery, and you can be vulgar and funny at the same time.

So, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you able to put out fires by peeing on it. So, shut your fucking face uncle fucker!

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Quoted from Muzta:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah That being said; I'm still surrounded by a bunch of dumb-fucking French Canadians and I still fucking hate Canada for it.

i am french canadian and i hate myself for it

i'm sorry we even exist

if it wasn't for us, most people would love canada

it's a great country

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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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I've been to the Thousand Islands and it was pretty there. Otherwise it's just a country, like...all the other countries.

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Quoted from Bon:
I greatly dislike this country. Sure we have good things like socialized healthcare, large beautiful tracts of land, vast natural resources. However, we have a pretty shitty history, culture, government, populace, etc.

Good points, but as for the history what's going on now is more important to me than what went on before I was here. And most governments are terrible in some way or another.

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no one even cares enough about canada to bother with the thread.

And that's why there is 22 replies in less than a half a day?

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blame canada for what?

South Park reference.

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They send people to jail for denying the Holocaust.

Obviously, they are a very enlightened and open people.

No they don't. References please?

Also have any non-Canadians seen the TV show trailor park boys?

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I put dislike canada. Mainly because every crazy liberal person i know thinks canada is amazing and wants to move there instead of improving the place in which they live. I also don't like socilized healthcare. And the cold. But besides that i've heard canada can be a hell of a fun place to visit and can be pretty cool. But I don't imagine that living there would be all that different then living in america.

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What is your overall opinion of Canada as a country?
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I look at Canada extremely positively	10 votes, 31.25%
Canada is above average as a country	9 votes, 28.125%
Neutral / Don't Care / Average country	5 votes, 15.625%
Slightly below average country	3 votes, 9.375%
Dislike Canada / Hate Canada	3 votes, 9.375%
I know nothing about Canada	1 vote, 3.125%
Other: Specify	1 vote, 3.125%
Totals:	32 votes, 103.058%
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