Wandering Idiot
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 Surely something dumber has come up since my apparent forgetfulness for STDs and doctor visits.
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(Originally posted on: 01-05-07 03:08:00 AM)
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How about a thread that's not about Adam and his indulgences of attention, and the FA ass-rape jokes (though they are funny).
I was just sitting here theorizing, because of the history channel, which is running a special about the Waco, Texas Branch Davidian thing, and it got my stoner hypothesis machine in gear.
What does the bible say about the end times and the return of whats' his name? What if Koresh was an incarnation of christ, and he's picking out his 144,000 and converting them catholics and then killing them off and taking them to their promise land while the apocalypse sets in? Oh, and for some odd reason the government is under the control of the devil.
Now, obviously I don't believe a bit of this or in religion in general, and this is just a wild-ass idea that could spark a conspiracy theory with enough hype. So, I guess the point of the thread is to conjure up a way to conspiracy anything up. Prove your strangest theories in this thread, and we'll leave common sense at the door.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
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