Wandering Idiot
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 Surely something dumber has come up since my apparent forgetfulness for STDs and doctor visits.
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Reply 16 of 23 (Originally posted on: 12-16-06 04:18:33 PM)
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1 cup of vodka, 1 cup of hot water, 1 packet of jello.
Stir hot (boiling) water and jello powder until gelatinous, add vodka, stir, let sit in fridge for 4 hours. Yay jello shots.
Backdraft
1 ounce Bacardi 151
1/2 ounce Amaretto
1/2 ounce crown royal
Mix all three in a small glass, 151 last. Get a grill lighter (the 8 inch long lighters sold in the grill section at stores), lick the palm of your hand, and light the concoction on fire. Slam your now saliva wet palm over the glass to create a vacuum and put the fire out. Bring your hand and cup to your mouth, uncover, chug, cover the glass. The taste is decent, like a strong Dr. Pepper. Now, wait for about 20 seconds, bring the cup back up, remove your hand and inhale the fumes from the glass forcefully by mouth. Cough cough cough cough cough.
Seriously though, the fume part is trivial. The chance of fumes remaining in the glass is rather small, and all the movement makes you do is take fresh air in through your mouth, causing you to cough your ass off. If you can do it without coughing, cool beans, I can't.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
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