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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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(Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:27:47 PM)
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So today is my birthday in case you didn't know, but apparently Zippo did. I blame Facebook. big grin



I discovered this little treasure in the mail today.

In case you can't read:
Police Bear: Sex?
Lady Bear: I'm calling the police.
Police Bear: You rang?

Notice all the stickers. And the "Sup Baby."

Waffleslayer!
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 1 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:29:17 PM)
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rchif0 (12:55:38 PM): zippo sent me a birthday card. it's covered with obnoxious shit. snow stickers are asking for sex.
piracycrime (12:56:00 PM): snow stickers are asking for who?
rchif0 (12:56:28 PM): sex.
piracycrime (12:56:51 PM): I don't understand
rchif0 (12:56:57 PM): PICTURES OF SNOW
rchif0 (12:57:03 PM): they were asking each other for sex
rchif0 (12:57:04 PM): she wrote
rchif0 (12:57:05 PM): and stuff
rchif0 (12:57:08 PM): the stickers were talking to each other
rchif0 (12:58:24 PM): Richard "The Waffleslayer" Hamilton
piracycrime (12:59:11 PM): more like wafflegobbler amirite

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 2 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:29:41 PM)
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Apparently I confused bears and snow at first. I suck.

Also, you guys can't see the inside because it's sentimental. <3

Except the one part that said "head pls."
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Reply 3 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:32:12 PM)
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If we can't see it then just tell us what it is.
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Reply 4 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:35:26 PM)
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She professes her undying love for me. And something about poop.
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 5 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:38:47 PM)
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Happy birthday, you.

PS: Elm St?
đonne onwŠcne­ eft wineleas guma, gesih­ him biforan fealwe wegas, ba■ian brimfuglas, brŠdan fe■ra, hreosan hrim ond snaw hagle gemenged. Ůonne beo­ ■y hefigran heortan benne, sare Šfter swŠsne. Sorg bi­ geniwad ■onne maga gemynd mod geondhweorfe­, grete­ gliwstafum, georne geondsceawa­ secga geseldan; swimma­ oft on weg. Fleotendra fer­ no ■Šr fela bringe­ cu­ra cwidegiedda.
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Reply 6 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 04:45:09 PM)
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Yeah.
One two Freddy's comin' for you..
Three four better lock your door..
Five six grab your crucifix..
Seven eight gonna stay up late..
Nine ten never sleep again..
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 7 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 06:06:11 PM)
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How would you confuse a bear for a snowflake?

happy bday
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Reply 8 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 06:59:33 PM)
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Also, you guys can't see the inside because it's sentimental. <3


You big ugly woman.
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Reply 9 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 07:03:23 PM)
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How would you confuse a bear for a snowflake?

happy bday
I was doing a memory recall and failed my intelligence check.
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Reply 10 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 08:50:58 PM)
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It was recently my dad's birthday so I went to buy him a card. We both have a somewhat dry sense of humor, so I decided to buy a sympathy card instead of a birthday card and write in it that he is, after all, getting close. When I went up to the counter to check out the cashier expressed sympathy for my loss, so I smiled and told her it was my dad's birthday (in an artificially overly happy voice). She was very confused, and her expression was priceless.
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Reply 11 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 09:23:00 PM)
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Im sorry there is no hell nova scotia
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Reply 12 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 09:33:12 PM)
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Im sorry there is no hell nova scotia


You've clearly never been to Glace Bay.
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Reply 13 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-06-06 11:40:17 PM)
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Quoted from uselessinformation:
Quoted from Mr Excitable:
Im sorry there is no hell nova scotia


You've clearly never been to Glace Bay.


They are just poor and dumb. Plus you got Grande Manan Island.
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Reply 14 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 01:10:22 AM)
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Quoted from uselessinformation:
Quoted from Mr Excitable:
Im sorry there is no hell nova scotia


You've clearly never been to Glace Bay.


They are just poor and dumb. Plus you got Grande Manan Island.


Oh those wacky Grand Mananers and their vigilante justice. What'll they think of next?
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Reply 15 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 02:46:05 AM)
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I really have no clue what is going on here, so I'm just going to come out and say that you'd best not be talking shit about Nova Scotia. Else I might have to start crying.
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Reply 16 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 08:10:40 AM)
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I really have no clue what is going on here, so I'm just going to come out and say that you'd best not be talking shit about Nova Scotia. Else I might have to start crying.


we are talking shit about the Maritimes cause we live here. Get used to it trashing Nova Scotia is a theme and hobby around here.
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Reply 17 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 11:35:08 AM)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY


Also I want some waffles. leggo my eggo ifo
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Reply 18 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 11:37:50 AM)
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My birthday is on the 16th. I'll be giving out free bans to anyone who sends me anything! Huzzah!
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Reply 19 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 11:56:36 AM)
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Why?
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Reply 20 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 12:01:07 PM)
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Because I'm an angry bitter man. Why else?
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Reply 21 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 12:02:29 PM)
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Because I'm an angry bitter man. Why else?

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Zippo: maybe you can draw your vagina as a stage and show him where to put his props
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Reply 22 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 12:07:43 PM)
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My birthday is on the 16th. I'll be giving out free bans to anyone who sends me anything! Huzzah!

PM me address, plz.
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Reply 23 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 12:20:18 PM)
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we are talking shit about the Maritimes cause we live here. Get used to it trashing Nova Scotia is a theme and hobby around here.

As a Nova Scotianer, I'm down with that. Who else around here is from the Maritimes, besides uselessinformation and whoever you are?
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Reply 24 of 46 (Originally posted on: 12-07-06 12:59:12 PM)
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we are talking shit about the Maritimes cause we live here. Get used to it trashing Nova Scotia is a theme and hobby around here.

As a Nova Scotianer, I'm down with that. Who else around here is from the Maritimes, besides uselessinformation and whoever you are?


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