Hoff
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(Originally posted on: 10-29-06 11:32:24 AM)
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So i'm walking home from a friends place last night, and i'm really drunk. I'm cutting through this parking lot and this car pulls up to me. "hey, dude wheres the party?" and since i'm drunk i start telling them where all these parties are. I guess they just wanted to see if i was drunk or not cuz after that they both got out of their car and said, "give me your fucking wallet." Notice the period hinting at the command. So then they both jumped me and we started to throw down.
I dont exactly remember everything, but all i know is that i fought back and they werent able to get my wallet. I was on the ground at one point and they were kicking and punching me, so i threw a left hook and knocked that fucker off of me. I assume thats why i cant move my left hand today ( i'm typing with one hand). The other went to see his friend and i got back up, and then he came at me again. eventually they decided to take off, and like the drunk bastard i was i started talking shit, saying that i still had my wallet. so they came back after me and we fought again. they threw me into this pile of woodchips, and this morning i found out i had woodchips in my underwear. after some wreslting and punching they still couldnt get my wallet so they got back in their car an sped off.
So today i have a bruised nail, a broken hand, a swollen jaw, and an eye that is all cut up and will probably go black and blue. i wish i wasnt drunk cuz then i really would have beat their asses. And i also would have remembered what they looked like haha. but im not mad at them. i was drunk enough that nothign hurt me at the time. and i was in such a good mood i'm pretty sure i was smiling the whole time. it was kinda fun and now i feel badass. that is my story, now make with the replies.
No ifs ands or buts, these kids got guts.
-Mike O'Malley (Global Guts)
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