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(Originally posted on: 10-05-06 02:04:58 PM)
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Personally, I guess I'm a pussy. I'd prefer to die in my sleep. With no pain. I don't like pain. And I'd prefer for it to be peaceful. Suffering through cancer would suck.

Worst way.. I have several. Drowning would suck. You know that last breath is going to be full of water and then it hurts for a bit and you spasm. Then of course there's being burned alive.. that would suck for obvious reasons. Getting shanked would be miserable I imagine, or pretty much any way they would find to kill you in prison (I have to study this shit so it scares me). Dying from a stomach wound.. blah. I guess suffocating has always been something that just does not appeal to me in any way, come to think of it.

I'm at work in the doctor's office so I'm being morbid.
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Reply 1 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 02:53:06 PM)
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If I ever commit suicide, I'm going to do it in a way that kills me fast, and makes the news. (ie getting into a motorcycle chase while naked, and hitting a brick wall at 100 mph, or skydiving and cutting my chute directly over a stadium

I think the worst way to die from a terminal illness, if I was diagnosed I would probably off myself.

Strangulation, or drowning doesn't seem incredibly horrible, because it's over really quickly.
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Reply 2 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 02:57:29 PM)
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I probably just have issues with knowing that I can't take a breath. I hate the feeling of not being able to breathe.
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Reply 3 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 03:06:30 PM)
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In my sleep, having made peace with everyone and everything after an extremely long life. If I have to die at all.

Otherwise, anything painless, quick and painless. Despite being a sadomasochist, there are certain types of pain (being unable to breathe, migraine and generally the pain that indicates that something is seriously wrong) I cannot stand and I wince just to think of dying by drowning, sufficating, being hung or electrocuted.

So pretty much like IF0.
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Reply 4 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 03:11:26 PM)
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Most likely suicide in a bunker, with the sound of shells and gunfire overhead.
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Reply 5 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 03:26:28 PM)
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How id like to go out... in a gun battle with someone

maybe something like lots of explosives.

Worst way to die...being a voluteer firefighter my worst fear is running out of air and suffocating to death..or even worst getting trapped somewheres and getting boiled alive in my gear.
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Reply 6 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 04:00:32 PM)
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Bleeding to death would be a good option, I think, if the wound itself doesn't hurt. Just sinking into an anaemic and blurry lethargy. So I hope this doesn't make me emo, but perhaps slitting my wrists would be an option (not that I have a reason to do that, of course).


As for the worst ways to die, I've always thought drowning would be terrible. Being burnt to death would suck too.
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Reply 7 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 04:12:50 PM)
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Strangulation, or drowning doesn't seem incredibly horrible, because it's over really quickly.


Drowning is actually painful and it takes you 15 minutes to actually die. In the meantime, your lungs are filling with water until they burst.
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Reply 8 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 04:51:49 PM)
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You must get knocked out quickly though because of lack of oxygen?
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Reply 9 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 05:07:04 PM)
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Yeah.

Oh, and I want to die painlessly. How it happens doesn't matter as long as it's not painful.
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Reply 10 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 05:38:42 PM)
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I figure whatever way I die, I'd get used to the pain anyway. I'd rather something took me quickly, or slowly dying from disease or cancer without knowing. atleast that way I wouldn't be rushed to finish what I wanted to finish in my life. Granted, it would be nice to do those things, I'd rather not know that I wont get to, or that I will die after doing so.

With any specific way, it would be an overdose or willing poison, in front of many people. what a way to go out with a bang. a gunfight is a tantalizing, but only if I fight back and inflict damage... somehow.

worse way? jumping from a very high object, having those seconds before you land to contemplate that you will actually die, it will hurt, and that there is no turning back. burning, boiling and mutilation fit in here somewhere, too - though I suppose with the latter you'd run out of blood sooner than later. oh oh oh, being mummified and/or having your blood replaced with wax or formaldehyde while alive.

but to me what's worse than dying is retardation.
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Reply 11 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-05-06 06:40:53 PM)
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Just sinking into an anaemic and blurry lethargy.

That sounds like a grunge-rock lyric. Like Nirvana or Pearl Jam or soemthing.
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Reply 12 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 12:33:23 AM)
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I'd like to die knowing I've left *some* kind of legacy, and led a life I'm happy with. How I die isn't much of a problem for me; the only fear I have with death is that I'd be missing out on many experiences.


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Reply 13 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 01:11:58 AM)
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The best way is quickly and painlessly. Preferably where I don't see it coming.

The worst way is at the hands of someone else.
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Reply 14 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 01:28:02 AM)
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Choked out, rear naked or triangle. Would have to be a blood choke though. I've had it done to me before in jiu jitsu, you try to get out for about 10 seconds and then you get tunnel vision and everything just fades out. It's not a bad feeling at all.
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Reply 15 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 08:58:34 AM)
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Quoted from IF0:
I probably just have issues with knowing that I can't take a breath. I hate the feeling of not being able to breathe.


Like after he climbs a flight of stairs.
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Reply 16 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 10:54:02 AM)
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A gun shot to the head i'm a serial-killer :) Quick n simple.

I mean, yeah it'd be nice to go out in your sleep but what are the chances of that.

Worst ways: burning, drowning.
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Reply 17 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 12:25:28 PM)
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A gun shot to the head i'm a serial-killer :) Quick n simple.

I mean, yeah it'd be nice to go out in your sleep but what are the chances of that.

Worst ways: burning, drowning.


what about being hanged, drawed and quartered?

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Reply 18 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 12:48:17 PM)
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Being hanged (the right way) is supposed to be an easy death, because it snaps your neck and kills you very quickly.
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Reply 19 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 03:32:39 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Sukkit:
Just sinking into an anaemic and blurry lethargy.

That sounds like a grunge-rock lyric. Like Nirvana or Pearl Jam or soemthing.

I've been working on my pose too but unfortunately I own no jeans.
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Reply 20 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 06:15:35 PM)
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A gun shot to the head i Quick n simple.

I've never liked that option. what if you fuck up, and don't die but end up living a state far worse than can be imagined?
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Reply 21 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 06:51:05 PM)
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Bleeding will take care of any .000001% possibility you miraculously survive a large-caliber shot through the spinal column. If done properly at least.
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Reply 22 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 07:51:01 PM)
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Don't get shot through the mouth.

My dad told me about his friend's uncle who tried to commit suicide by doing that. It went wrong and blew his nose off and he lived. Noseless, if you can call that living.
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Reply 23 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 07:58:21 PM)
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Quoted from mmac:
Being hanged (the right way) is supposed to be an easy death, because it snaps your neck and kills you very quickly.


Lynching is worse than hanging. I vote that worst.
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Reply 24 of 40 (Originally posted on: 10-06-06 11:10:35 PM)
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I think drowning is not that bad. Have you ever been near drowning? THe lack of oxygen and the excess of carbonic dioxide intexicate the respiratory center of the brainstem.
Once i dove to the bottom of a 7m deep pool, and at that time i was unexperienced, so I miscalculated the time I should stay down there, and I desperately swam to the surface. Only remaining like one feet to the surface, I felt this awkward conviction that the water was breatheable, and it was pleasant. Then I realized it was bullshit and I held my breath.
Thy hand, belinda, darkness shades me.
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More I would, but death invades me.
Death is now a welcome guest.

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