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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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I've been sick. I missed 4 class periods of macroeconomics. I e-mailed the professor of that class 3 times. She responded twice. I asked her if I could make points up or write up the assignment for something they did in class over Freakonomics, and she ignored my question despite responding to the e-mail. Fine, whatever, I missed an in-class assignment even though I read it and e-mailed her and have doctor's excuses. I was willing to deal with that. I told her in one of the e-mails that I'd be back Monday (today) and she said she'd see me then. Throughout this, she fucking neglected to tell me that I was going to show up to a quiz today over shit I know nothing about as I haven't been there. I told her in class, "I e-mailed you three times and you never mentioned this!" Her response was that the quiz was scheduled for today, and she turned her back on me and walked off. That fucking whore. And this after the first 2 weeks of her class were spent with her saying how nice she was and how she really cared about our grades. Yeah. Cunt.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
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Reply 1 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:14:32 PM)
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Is she hot? If she is hot i'd let it slide.
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Reply 2 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:18:20 PM)
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Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
[01:19] witty tirade: wait wait wait
[01:19] witty tirade: let me get this straight
[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?
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Reply 3 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:22:25 PM)
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oh yeah, let it slide, with out a doubt.
No ifs ands or buts, these kids got guts.

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Reply 4 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:25:05 PM)
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She looks like she hates men.

Old women working as college professors are usually very cuntish. Old women with any sort of power are usually very cuntish, really.

She hasn't killed you yet. Take the bitch up on her condescending attitude and pay her an office visit.
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Reply 5 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:45:47 PM)
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So it said on the syllabus that there was a quiz?
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Reply 6 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:49:40 PM)
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No, her syllabus was rather barren and had no schedule or even any mention of quizzes.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?
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Reply 7 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 07:59:40 PM)
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Someone tried to carve a bindi on her forehead.

Useless little atoms are burning all the bridges
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Reply 8 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 11:08:49 PM)
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Throw acid in her face

I hear that's a local custom learn u some stuff ok??
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STFU, biatch
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Reply 9 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-25-06 11:43:52 PM)
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thread url emailed, this is gonna be awesome

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Reply 10 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 12:53:38 AM)
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She has great tits tho. Or else a great bra and awful tits. Find out for us, IF0. You know she's just playing hard to get to try and catch your eye.

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Reply 11 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 01:13:48 AM)
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From what I've seen, her tits look fine.
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?
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Reply 12 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 04:55:12 AM)
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When you miss a class it's up to you to ask your classmates what you've missed.
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Reply 13 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 07:19:37 AM)
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I would SO fuck her.

Her glass eye is hot. (I'm not being sarcastic).

Edit #4: IFO YOU HAVE TO FUCK HER. Think about it, girls have been getting away with this sort of shit for years, getting great grades by screwing their professors. I'm not trying to sound like woman hater (Little Rascal or otherwise), I'm just sayin' it doesn't happen as much the other way around. You can fix whatever problem you have with your grades that I was planning on reading in this box but apparantly it the messages don't come up when you edit but it's irrelevant anyway by boning her. Snow is correct those boobies are large and she's pretty hot for an old bitch! (I'm getting too excited here I know but I have been holed up in Iraq for a year and I'm leaving in a couple weeks for Europe yay!)

Edit #5: Freakonomics was pretty good. I learned a lot of cool stuff from that book, but I heard they fucked up their study on the abortion/crime thing which was really it's biggest selling point (controversey ya know..). What did you think of it IFO?
start diggin'
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Reply 14 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 08:36:14 AM)
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This is why its called college and not Easy Street.
Yeah, eating chips and snogging boys and smoking and everything!
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Reply 15 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 12:45:21 PM)
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This is why its called college and not Easy Street.

Thanks for letting me know. I must've missed that during the previous several semesters I've been here taking classes in multiple departments as a double major and double minor. However, like any other place of employment, there is a certain degree of consideration, cooperation, and personability expected of you. This is her first year here - it's not as if she's tenured and therefore obligated to do what she wants.

Oh, and girlsgonedocile..

I've enjoyed it thus far. Not completely though with it. There's another interesting economics book that you might like to read - The World is Flat.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

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Reply 16 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 09:36:11 PM)
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Go to class naked.

It won't get you sex or anything, but it'll certainly punish her.
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Reply 17 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 09:59:40 PM)
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Why do you have an enormous picture of her on hand.
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Reply 18 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 10:38:48 PM)
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Because she has a personal profile at 2 universities with the same picture on both. And someone asked if she was hot. Go figure.
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?
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Reply 19 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-26-06 10:48:20 PM)
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Because she has a personal profile at 2 universities with the same picture on both. And someone asked if she was hot. Go figure.
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Reply 20 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-27-06 05:11:50 PM)
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Holy shit. Are you at Missouri State? And if so was her previous personal profile at a school in or near St Cloud, MN?
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Reply 21 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-27-06 05:30:47 PM)
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It would probably be wise for me to neither confirm or deny who she is around you bastards. big grin
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?
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Reply 22 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-27-06 05:47:53 PM)
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So I just asked my roomate, and just as I suspected, that's his mom. So yeah. I live with the "Indian Cuntwhore's" son.
Ha.
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Reply 23 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-27-06 05:51:11 PM)
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So I just asked my roomate, and just as I suspected, that's his mom. So yeah. I live with the "Indian Cuntwhore's" son.
Ha.

Do I need to erase this thread?
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[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?
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Reply 24 of 92 (Originally posted on: 09-27-06 05:53:03 PM)
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This thread just became Hall of Fame material.

edit: looks like we're a lot closer to getting those nudie pictures than we thought.
Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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