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(Originally posted on: 09-25-06 01:57:06 AM)
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I was bored so I called Richard.
He told me that I don't sound anything like the hick voice that was on those Bob MP3s I made in 2003. Thanks, Richard. I've been working on that.

Richard, your haunted house looks like a piece of fucking cheese. Perhaps you should hire the man who brought us the lovely summary of his night out, as shown above.

Many people have argued that our good friend Richard is slightly obese. Richard didn't sound fat on the phone like a fat person would - a fat person like my ex-roommate, for example. Richard thanked me for bringing this to his attention.

I wish I had more time to talk with Richard. He seems like a good guy who would be fun to have around. His roommate is even more of a recluse than I am, but I can't really bitch, since I've been living in this country for slightly longer than 3 weeks. Some sorority girl showed him her ass a few nights ago and he didn't really know how to react.

Zippo called Richard once and left him a voice mail. Or maybe it was someone else, I don't remember. Whichever bitch it was, she doesn't post here much anymore and it makes me think about the day that INTL will finally die. Some of us will realize how fragile internet relationships really are, what with hinging on the 9 5s or 5 9s or whatever-in-the-fuck reliability of servers such as the one these forums are hosted on.

He skipped a bunch of classes because he was sick with the flu or cancer or something bad. He's better now, though, which is good.

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Faggy_Brad said: And TPC, I'm pretty sure that God is just so amused by your angry mannerisms that he just pisses you off as much as possible.
Brad, go kill yourself, I am so sick of you and your shit
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