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honestly i probably have Crohn's disease and should see a doctor

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I was bored so I called Richard.

He told me that I don't sound anything like the hick voice that was on those Bob MP3s I made in 2003. Thanks, Richard. I've been working on that.

Richard, your haunted house looks like a piece of fucking cheese. Perhaps you should hire the man who brought us the lovely summary of his night out, as shown above.

Many people have argued that our good friend Richard is slightly obese. Richard didn't sound fat on the phone like a fat person would - a fat person like my ex-roommate, for example. Richard thanked me for bringing this to his attention.

I wish I had more time to talk with Richard. He seems like a good guy who would be fun to have around. His roommate is even more of a recluse than I am, but I can't really bitch, since I've been living in this country for slightly longer than 3 weeks. Some sorority girl showed him her ass a few nights ago and he didn't really know how to react.

Zippo called Richard once and left him a voice mail. Or maybe it was someone else, I don't remember. Whichever bitch it was, she doesn't post here much anymore and it makes me think about the day that INTL will finally die. Some of us will realize how fragile internet relationships really are, what with hinging on the 9 5s or 5 9s or whatever-in-the-fuck reliability of servers such as the one these forums are hosted on.

He skipped a bunch of classes because he was sick with the flu or cancer or something bad. He's better now, though, which is good.

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Faggy_Brad said: And TPC, I'm pretty sure that God is just so amused by your angry mannerisms that he just pisses you off as much as possible.

Brad, go kill yourself, I am so sick of you and your shit

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what the fuck

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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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bravo!

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... the hell?

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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The point of this thread was to say he called and we talked. TPC's a real live person and not just an internet phantom. Also, who else wants to talk? big grin

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[01:19] witty tirade: wait wait wait
[01:19] witty tirade: let me get this straight
[01:19] witty tirade: I'm the thin attractive one
[01:19] witty tirade: and you, the fat one, are making fun of me?
[01:19] witty tirade: no sir I do not believe it.

[17:54] <vissario> are you black IFO?

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i always try to make a statement with my fashion...thats why today i wore a crop top with a pic of richard nixon captioned: growl at sweat

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Now that's a work of art. Thoroughly enjoyed.

I called ''Richard'' once. I dont remember much about it...twas short and I got the impression he thought I was insane. His roomies sounded like they were still going through the whole OH MY GAWD COLLEGE IS LIKE ONE BIG PARTY stage and OOOHHHH RICHARDDDDDDD'd him when he left the room to TALK TO A GIRL ON THE PHONE.

Oohhhhh RICHARD.

Now I loathe him but at the time I enjoyed the convo and he sounded like he had a quite busy social life for a fat bastard.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Quoted from Snowqueene:
Now that's a work of art. Thoroughly enjoyed.

I called ''Richard'' once. I dont remember much about it...twas short and I got the impression he thought I was insane. His roomies sounded like they were still going through the whole OH MY GAWD COLLEGE IS LIKE ONE BIG PARTY stage and OOOHHHH RICHARDDDDDDD'd him when he left the room to TALK TO A GIRL ON THE PHONE.

Oohhhhh RICHARD.

Now I loathe him but at the time I enjoyed the convo and he sounded like he had a quite busy social life for a fat bastard.

Yeah we talked for a wee bit, it wasn't too bad. But yes, you were insane, but it was fun.

And in a sense, yes, the guy you heard was a Russian that hadn't been in America for longer than a few weeks, and I believe he was drunk at the time. I'm sorry you loathe me, I don't loathe you. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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honestly i probably have Crohn's disease and should see a doctor

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Quoted from Bon:
what the fuck

Better than your average undergraduate PowerPoint presentation.

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like a daydream or a fever

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We'll talk at the party you're gonna throw me richard

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YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUCKING!

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whatever if you wanna call me: 206-376-9798

im bored

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Quoted from Robert:
whatever if you wanna call me: 206-376-9798

im bored

Christ, all the cybercock I had to suck to get that number and here he is..giving it out LIKE IT AINT NO THANG...

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I love Skye

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The internets aren't real! Get out of my head!

http://forums.interestingnonetheless.net/display.php?tid=4368

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"Woah, buddy!" The bartender says, "why are you drinking so fast?"
"You'd be drinking fast too, if you had what I have," the guy says, gravely.
"Oh," the bartender says, "what do you have?"
"Seventy-five cents."

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I left IF0 a voicemail once. I was drunk I think. It probably went something like "Hi... lolololol... yeah."

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I called Matt once, took about 3 minutes of cajoling to get him to believe it was me on the phone.

Skye and amphy called me. However I don't talk to many people as long-distance is a hideous bitch goddess. Unless someone feels the need to contact me and ask hows the weather.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Quoted from kayte:
I left IF0 a voicemail once. I was drunk I think. It probably went something like "Hi... lolololol... yeah."

I don't remember, but it wasn't exactly short. You like.. told me a story or something. But yes, you were drunk.

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Hey guys, Skype exists.

But phone calls are awesome.

Ðonne onwæcneð eft wineleas guma, gesihð him biforan fealwe wegas, baþian brimfuglas, brædan feþra, hreosan hrim ond snaw hagle gemenged. Þonne beoð þy hefigran heortan benne, sare æfter swæsne. Sorg bið geniwad þonne maga gemynd mod geondhweorfeð, greteð gliwstafum, georne geondsceawað secga geseldan; swimmað oft on weg. Fleotendra ferð no þær fela bringeð cuðra cwidegiedda.
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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We're old school. And certain people have Cingular so it's free!

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I thought MrE was Salamando again. He called me in the summer of '03.

I'll call someone sometime if they want. Americans that is, I don't really want to spend 20 dollars to speak to anyone at present, so it'll have to stay in CONUS for right now.

Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins? It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.

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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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I talked to wheezy while he was taking a whiz

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Quoted from Sukkit:
Hey guys, Skype exists.

But phone calls are awesome.

You never exist on Skype so I don't wanna hear it. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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When I call people, I at least have the decency to leave racist jokes on their voicemail!

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I wish I had a cell phone.

this is an emo emoticon, get it??? EMO-TICON!!!

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someone send me dirty text messages