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Dante

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(Originally posted on: 09-22-06 08:35:43 PM)
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Earlier, a friend and I got duped in our pursuit to buy quality weed.


We met 'Stevie' on the train earlier this week, on the way to HempFest in Boston. He overheard us talking about White Widow, and gave us his name and number. He lived in the town next to ours, and would be happy to hook us up with some.



Fast-forward to tonight.

My friend and I drive across the border, into Stevie's town. We are supposed to meet him in front of a local convinence store, where the deal is planned to go down.

For some reason he's on foot when he arrives. Yet, he says we need to drive back to his house to "pick it up." It takes a suspiciously long time to drive the distance he says he just walked.

Once the three of us are in my car, he starts going on about how he "only gets the good shit...I buy 20 pounds at a time. If it's not quality, I send it back, man."


Once we get to what he calls the "back-entrance" of his house, my friend goes with him to walk to his house. I wait with the car, told that it should take 5 minutes or so to walk there and back. It seems a little bit long.

My friend comes back eventually, bragging about how nice Stevie's house is. He didn't get offered inside, and in fact the weed was outside in the yard for some reason.

"Stevie said that I could come hang out anytime, and that if I could move weed fast, he could get us a better deal...Man, he has jetskis!"

Due to our position on a busy street, we take off quick, and stow the weed under the seat. 15 minutes later, at home, we realize we've been played: Inside of three layers of sandwich bags, were actual weeds...not weed. *facepalm*

In hindsight, it's clear that was not Stevie's house, and that he has slinked into the night with our money. After calling him back to see what the fuck was up, he laughed and hung up.

We lost over $150 between the two of us; I lost $75 myself, due to the fact that I was fronting cash for two other people (certainly something I will never, ever do again...One of many lessons learned this evening).


IT GETS BETTER, THOUGH: It only took me 5 minutes, however, to find Stevie's MySpace page...

After only 30 minutes of investigatory journalism, I had found his address, phone number, cell phone number, where he works, what college he went to, his brother's name, his mother's name, his sister's name and his girlfriend's name...

What should I do to get back at Stevie (if anything at all), without him knowing it was me?
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Reply 1 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 08:37:44 PM)
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Kill his cat.
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But I don't like you.
I hate your guts, I hate your guts.
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Reply 2 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 08:56:50 PM)
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tell the cops he's a drug dealer?
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Reply 3 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 09:19:57 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
tell the cops he's a drug dealer?
If he was an actual drug dealer, he would have sold us drugs.

He's just some college-educated idiot who works for StubHub, and wanted a quick buck.
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Reply 4 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 09:35:33 PM)
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Quoted from Dante:
Quoted from ice:
tell the cops he's a drug dealer?
If he was an actual drug dealer, he would have sold us drugs.

He's just some college-educated idiot who works for StubHub, and wanted a quick buck.


show up at his place of work with you and all your friends who had money riding on this or his home. He doesnt give back the cash take 150 dollars worth of things or cause damage.

He can't do shit, what is he going to do call the police and complain over a fake drug deal.
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Reply 5 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 10:02:49 PM)
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Tell him you want to eat his shit. It would freak him out. Freak him out into giving your money back.
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Reply 6 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 10:11:28 PM)
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Revenge is sweet. Take your time and have fun with this one. You deserve what you got, but he also deserves a little something too. Good thing two wrongs make a right.
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Reply 7 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-22-06 10:57:39 PM)
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smoke it anyway?

what if it's some crazy superbud and he doesn't even know
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Reply 8 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 02:05:12 AM)
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Burn "STEVIE IS GAY" in a cornfield and wait three years. He'll be the laughing stock of Google Earth.
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Reply 9 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 02:28:58 AM)
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He deserved that money. I was reading that thinking that while he made you drive so far, what was really happening was a bunch of guys were at your house stealing everything, and then when you got back you realized all your stuff was gone. I was prepared to feel really bad for you, but I am relieved that you only lost a little bit of money. He played you good, got a funny story out of it, and that's better than getting high for a couple hours, no?
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Reply 10 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 02:42:47 AM)
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Shit on his lawn.
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Reply 11 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 02:48:55 AM)
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You didnt get robbed. You got ''OWNED!''.

Useless little atoms are burning all the bridges
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Reply 12 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 05:36:44 AM)
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THERE IS NO NEED FOR QUOTATIONS
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Reply 13 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 09:07:56 AM)
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It's really your fault, you know. That money is his now, because admitting you gave it to him would also need you to admit you were using it to buy weed.
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Reply 14 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 11:56:17 AM)
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I don't know about y'all, but if someone told me they needed to be driven somewhere to sell me weed, that's exactly where that deal would stop.
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Reply 15 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 11:58:42 AM)
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That's not how you buy weed, you know. You need to have good references first, because otherwise this is what happens.
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Reply 16 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 02:13:45 PM)
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Yeah, I won't get my money back. Stevie zing me.


Maybe I can find his screenname though, and send him a virus or something. kekeke u give soj???
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Reply 17 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 03:49:48 PM)
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Fire. And lots of it.
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Reply 18 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-23-06 03:59:54 PM)
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If you have an abundance of large friends then just go and get the money back - chances are he doesn't have a weapon, especially if he's not a real dealer.

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Reply 19 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-24-06 09:05:26 AM)
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You should be thanking Stevie for the idea and pull this trick on people in the future.

Also, take up alcohol, its easier to get.
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Reply 20 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-24-06 09:12:55 AM)
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Dante, man, this is your fucking chance. Do you know how long it has been since a thread was HOF in this forum?

Seriously if you enact revenge and spend more than a night in gaol I assure you this will be in there.
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Reply 21 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-24-06 04:37:24 PM)
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Myspace scares me.=/



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Reply 22 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-24-06 04:46:07 PM)
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Search Google with his name, address, phone number, and email. Over and over and over again.

This takes a while to start burning, but once it does, it really doesn't ever stop.
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Reply 23 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-24-06 05:18:30 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Dante, man, this is your fucking chance. Do you know how long it has been since a thread was HOF in this forum?

Seriously if you enact revenge and spend more than a night in gaol I assure you this will be in there.



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Reply 24 of 51 (Originally posted on: 09-24-06 05:19:26 PM)
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Why not hijack his MySpace account and try to get him arrested for illegal porn or something like that?
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