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Stingray kills 'Crocodile Hunter'

SYDNEY, Australia (CNN) -- Steve Irwin, the Australian TV presenter known as the "Crocodile Hunter," has died after being stung in a marine accident off Australia's north coast.

Australian media reports say Irwin was diving in waters off Port Douglas, north of Cairns, when the incident happened on Monday morning.

Irwin was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest, according to Cairns police sources. Irwin was filming an underwater documentary at the time.

Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality Monday morning off Port Douglas, according to Australian media.

Queensland Police Services also confirmed Irwin's death and said his family had been notified. Irwin, 44, was director of the Australian Zoo in Queensland.

He and his American-born wife Terri Irwin became popular figures on Australian and international television through Irwin's close handling of wildlife, most notably the capture of live crocodiles.

Irwin's enthusiastic approach to nature conservation and the environment won him a global following. He was known for his exuberance and use of the catchphrase "crikey!"

But his image suffered a setback in 2004 when he held his then one-month-old baby while feeding a crocodile at his Australian zoo.

Irwin's wife Terri was believed to be on location in Tasmania, filming another documentary.

Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer expressed his sorry Monday and said that he was fond of Irwin and was very appreciative of all the work he had done in promoting Australia overseas.

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I totally didnt believe it when I got online after work tonight and had a million friends scream MANDY STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD...but, shit..he is.

Apparently his wife doesnt know yet because she's in Tasmania deep in the forest without communication gear, but perhaps that's bullshit. Wow, he's like one of THE most famous people from down this end of the world...I'll miss the stupid bastard.

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Wow, I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner.

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Countdown to Steve Irwin facts. I'm going to start this new fad with this gem:

STEVE IRWIN ONCE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED A STING RAY IN THE CHEST!

Honestly though I didn't really care enough about the guy to you know, care.

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I find it funny how he died in a marine accident.

atleast it wasn't a croc

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It would've been better if he had been eaten by a croc. Suitably ironic.

Damn, I'm actually kind of upset about this.

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And to go out in such crazy STYLE...man a fucking stingray lance through the chest, that is pretty badass. I guess it's what you get for insisting on sticking your nose right up Mother Nature's twat on a daily basis. She will fuck you up.

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Everything I know about Australia came from that guy. I never watched any of his documentaries, or his movie or even watched more than 5 minutes of his show but I'll miss that guy.

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Do you need to be held?

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I swear there's some animal justice book begging to be written about all this.

STINGRAY TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' CHESSSSSSSST

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THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKIN STINGRAYS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN REEF

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Quoted from Snowqueene:
Do you need to be held?

No I'll just take this tragedy as a wake up call to question my own mortality and contemplate possibly beefing up my chest to protect my fragile self.

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I'm pretty sure it would have been much sadder for him to die of something lame.

This was awfully fucking badass.

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Do you need to be held?

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He was filming a documentary about the Stingray, hoping to dispell the myth that these creatures are dangerous.....................lol. The final lesson Mother Nature had to teach Steve was STFU BITCH I AM DANGEROUS.

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Quoted from Snowqueene:
He was filming a documentary about the Stingray, hoping to dispell the myth that these creatures are dangerous.....................lol. The final lesson Mother Nature had to teach Steve was STFU BITCH I AM DANGEROUS.

If...only...there was...a way for him to have known...that these creatures...could sting...

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Snowy
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Quoted from Dante:
Quoted from Snowqueene:
He was filming a documentary about the Stingray, hoping to dispell the myth that these creatures are dangerous.....................lol. The final lesson Mother Nature had to teach Steve was STFU BITCH I AM DANGEROUS.
If...only...there was...a way for him to have known...that these creatures...could sting...

That was such a 599 moment baby.

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I really had no idea Steve Irwin was so well-loved until he died and the whole internet burst into tears.

I guess he went out with a certain flair.

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what matters is that he died doing what he loved: trying to get killed

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This makes me feel bad about this. Like, even more than how bad I feel just because it's so unfunny.

Also in that flash: proof that I predicted his death!

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Does anyone else just really want to see the footage of that?

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I dont watch videos of people dying; im not a sick fuck, just a dirty one.

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I think I might have been living in a parallel universe because I have no idea of who this crazy fuck was.

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Australia misses him MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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I hope he got to see Snakes on a Plane.

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He was filming a documentary about the Stingray, hoping to dispell the myth that these creatures are dangerous.....................lol. The final lesson Mother Nature had to teach Steve was STFU BITCH I AM DANGEROUS.

Apparently stingray accidents are extremely rare - they've only caused 4 recorded Aussie fatalities and the last one of those was in 1949.

It's doubly ironic then that Irwin was killed by an animal he was trying to prove wasn't dangerous, after having survived numerous encounters with monsters so deadly that even he acknowledged they were rather scary.

Quote:
what matters is that he died doing what he loved: trying to get killed

They should make that his epitaph.

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This reply was last edited on 09-04-06 02:34:57 PM by frosty.

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