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(Originally posted on: 08-08-06 05:32:36 AM)
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I took psych 101, which covers 20 some chapters that all have their own actual class, so basically I retained nothing. But I remember the last of the important life achievements is having a positive feeling about what you have accomplished thus being able to accept your death. Now I ask how can I obtain this feeling having never killed anyone while wearing an expensive, attractive suit.

This is truly the only goal I have in life. Whether it be secret organizations like James Bond or undergroud mobster types like in Pulp fiction. Is it so much to ask that I be presented with a scenario in which I would have a legitimate need to handcuff a briefcase to my wrist? How about a little post-coitus high speed car chase?

The problem is that everything awesome in life takes a lot of unpleasentness as you work up the ladder, and also I'm sure it's a lengthy climb. I don't know how to break into the espionage field but I'm sure I'll have to be a pee-on for a very long time. And a poor white kid with no connections can't just jump into a high ranking position in a drug cartel just like that. So what can I do to live out my dream as a martini drinking sex machine that also happens to kill people in a suave and sophisticated fasion, and do you think it's worth pursuing at all?
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Reply 1 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-08-06 06:23:14 AM)
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Start by being suave and sophisticated.

Also try getting laid.

[/stock responses] So now they're out of the way. Dante, I'm looking at you.

But really, if you just get yourself a nice suit and kill some people, mission accomplished. Hell, not too long after doing the deed no doubt some folks will show up who would be more than willing to kill you right there, completing your life.

Respose time will vary depending on how flashy you are. Remember, the faster they get there, the better you did.
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Reply 2 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-08-06 06:43:15 AM)
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it's more than just killing random people while wearing a suit. And I don't want to die, I want to die with a feeling of life accomplishment, which means killing lots of people in lots of different suits over a lot of years. And there has to be a reason to kill them otherwise I'd just be some serial killer with a suit fetish which is totally gay.

It's like transvestism, just cause you grow tits and wear a dress doesn't mean you're a woman. So in other words I want that vag and I want it to bleed.
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Reply 3 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-08-06 07:44:48 AM)
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first step is to get made to measure

any schmoe can look like a killer in good bespoke suit
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Reply 4 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-08-06 08:10:18 AM)
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Reply 5 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-09-06 03:20:44 PM)
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[Q]Now I ask how can I obtain this feeling having never killed anyone while wearing an expensive, attractive suit.

Join the Military. Ya get ta kill people and wear expensive suits.
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Reply 6 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-09-06 03:24:26 PM)
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Play Hitman.
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Reply 7 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-09-06 04:22:49 PM)
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If I were ever to kill someone I'd do it with a blow gun and dart them in the neck with a poison.

That would be badass.
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Reply 8 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-09-06 11:18:47 PM)
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Quoted from Aaron:
If I were ever to kill someone I'd do it with a blow gun and dart them in the neck with a poison.

That would be badass.
Thats not badass. Badass would be rigging your Harley to shoot poison darts out the exhaust during a game of chicken on Dead Mans Gorge. Now thats coal
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Reply 9 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-10-06 12:46:07 AM)
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Join the Military. Ya get ta kill people and wear expensive suits.


I am in the military and I've yet to kill anyone or wear a nice suit. In fact suit killing is quite discouraged in Iraq. But I think it would be a good idea to give military personnel suits or tuxedos. You can't calmly walk out of an explosion wearing just anything. Also it makes brutal rape slayings seem a whole lot more sophisticated and acceptable when you bring in an element of fasion.
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Reply 10 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-10-06 01:13:14 AM)
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i would also recommend changing your name to something tough and serbian-sounding, like dragan

as popular culture teachs us, all serbians have military backgrounds and are probably want by the UN for war crimes
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Reply 11 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-10-06 02:27:57 AM)
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you post at INTL. You will never be a spy. I am sorry to tell you this.

Good Luck.
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Reply 12 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-10-06 02:31:31 AM)
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Why you gotta go 'round crushin dreams like that?
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Reply 13 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 12:48:35 PM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
Play Hitman.


Damn. That's what I was going to say.
Irony.
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Reply 14 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 03:06:02 PM)
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Quoted from asthetik:
first step is to get made to measure

any schmoe can look like a killer in good bespoke suit
This here is by far the best advice in the thread.
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Reply 15 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 03:47:40 PM)
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Start by being suave and sophisticated.

Also try getting laid.


PS :fuckoff:
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Reply 16 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 04:43:42 PM)
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Quoted from Dante:
Start by being suave and sophisticated.

Also try getting laid.


PS :fuckoff:


start by having intercourse with dante
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Reply 17 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 05:21:54 PM)
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*addresses the thread*

Is dante hot? I don't remember.
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Reply 18 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 05:52:11 PM)
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Is dante hot? I don't remember.


If I was gay, I'd definitely shag Dante.
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Reply 19 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 08:52:00 PM)
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Quoted from Dante:
Start by being suave and sophisticated.

Also try getting laid.


PS :fuckoff:


you've been awfully pushy since you and angus circle jerked some mexican girl or whatever.
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Reply 20 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-28-06 11:25:31 PM)
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you've been awfully pushy since you and angus circle jerked some mexican girl or whatever.
Yeah good times
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Reply 21 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-29-06 09:16:33 AM)
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Is dante hot? I don't remember.


If I was gay, I'd definitely shag Dante.


Eh. *looks* not really my type. You're free to have him.


Maybe if he wore a suit and went around killing people...
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Reply 22 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-29-06 12:54:03 PM)
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Quoted from frosty:
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Is dante hot? I don't remember.


If I was gay, I'd definitely shag Dante.


Eh. *looks* not really my type. You're free to have him.


Maybe if he wore a suit and went around killing people...
I wear a black suit sometimes; yet to start killing people tho
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Reply 23 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-29-06 12:57:25 PM)
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Even grey suits have their way
all your friendships find their graves
in the lounge where you write
they are lost and you are found
the weather's fair in the clouds
you signed up now make them proud
the best is yet to come
the best is yet to come
the best is when you're falling from your throne

Because not all suits need to be black!
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Reply 24 of 34 (Originally posted on: 08-29-06 07:11:32 PM)
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black suits are for chauffeurs and busboys

power players wear navy
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