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Dante

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Ok, so apparently the Colbert Report has not only started to get funny, it's becoming some sort of newsworthy phenomenon.

This is probably one of the best examples of the Daily Show/Colbert Report revealing more truth than real news. The Today Show segments the funniest things I've seen in a long time...The hosts come off as completely fake douchebags. Which they most likely are.

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I maintain that the Colbert Report is the funniest thing on TV right now.

Quoted from Dante:
This is probably one of the best examples of the Daily Show/Colbert Report revealing more truth than real news.

It's been like that for awhile. "Real" TV news is absolutely horrible.

L'enfer, c'est les autres.

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"started to get funny"?!?! OH DANTE

Yeah I saw this last night, I love the Colbert Report.

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I'm voting wexler! And i hate morning shows now.

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Hahaha, that was hilarious. I was literally laughing out loud for most of the clip.

"I like cheese". God.

"Hwæt, he on þa tid þe he inne bið, ne bið hrinen mid þy storme þæs wintres; ac þæt bið an eagan bryhtm and þæt læste fæc, ac he sona of wintre on þone winter eft cymeð… hwæt þær foregange, oððe hwæt þær fylige, we ne cunnen."
"Lo, he, in the time that he is inside, is not touched by the storm of the winter, but that is an eye's winking and the least time, but he straightway comes back from winter into winter, what thereto may precede or what to it may follow, we do not know."

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Quoted from kayte:
"started to get funny"?!?! OH DANTE

Yeah I saw this last night, I love the Colbert Report.

I have to admit there were many moments the first few months that I was concerned about its very future.

It's was hard to to tell for a while if the "fake Bill O'Rielly" persona could work for a full 30 minutes. There were definitely nights where the audience had no idea when to laugh, too.

But now, I bow to him. His interviews are too damn funny for words.

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That politician's statement echoes my experience for once.

Red or blue pill, what would you do
When the same niggas you love got hate in they blood?
I know God's watching over me; so is the Feds.
When love turns to hate and niggas rather you dead,
Lord have mercy. Jesus Christ,
All the bad I've done, will you still protect my life?
Maybe, maybe not.
Until then I keep a extra clip for that Glock.

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Nah, cocaine's only a fun thing to do until you look at your bank balance.

That clip was really quite funny. There was a touch of the self-important Michael Moore about the host, but I actually quite liked that since in his line of work it probably does pay to be a smarmey bastard.

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Quoted from frosty:
That clip was really quite funny. There was a touch of the self-important Michael Moore about the host, but I actually quite liked that since in his line of work it probably does pay to be a smarmey bastard.

Have you ever seen the show? The entire time it's him basking in his own self importance, much moreso than in the clip. He's making fun of self-important pundits, and it's hilarious.

L'enfer, c'est les autres.

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TBH, no I haven't - I hadn't even heard of it until I saw that clip.

I've seen The Daily Show a few times, and generally find it quite watchable. I'd probably find it really funny, but unfortunately the episodes we see over here tend to be delayed by several months, which gives them the problem of no longer being topical, and some of the features are so US-centric that I don't fully understand the subtleties of the political jokes being made (this isn't a criticism, it's just an unfortunate necessity).

If something's a success on the American networks the it tends to get export to the UK sooner or later, so I'll look out for it.

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Personally I like Cocorosie far more than cocaine.

Great clip, tho I wasnt splitting my sides laughing like you guys. I love it how Colbert clips on YouTube all have thousands of views and average a 4 star rating, gosh it's nearly as popular as Showbiz Show!

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Cocaine is a fun thing to do.

This signature is only a temporary replacement for something that is actually funny.

nevermind, this is permanent

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Aye, but it's a bastard to afford when you're just a poor student.

Hopefully when I finally get round to getting a job lined up it won't seem like such an investment.

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You need to start giving blowjobs for rock!

PS is it true that they don't do crack over there?

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Y'know, I'm not 100% sure what the status of crack is.

It's not true that's it's not here at all, because you hear about rock stars taking it, and I know at least one person that's taken it (although he claims this was by accident).

I don't think it's as common as it is in America though. The Limeys' ghetto drug of choice is still smack.

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If I were a rich rock star, I'd do the real shit, not crack.

If I were a poor student, I'd just stick to LSD and pot.

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Um, is it legal for people to post clips of a show protected as the intellectual property of its producers?

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Quoted from vissario:
Um, is it legal for people to post clips of a show protected as the intellectual property of its producers?

They release the clips for free the next day on comedycentral.com, numbnuts.

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Yea, for viewing on their website by the producer of the show.

I don't think they gave that individual permission to proliferate the clip all over the net.

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Shutup, Vissario.

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Quoted from vissario:
Yea, for viewing on their website by the producer of the show.

I don't think they gave that individual permission to proliferate the clip all over the net.

The Daily Show/Colbert Report are dated shows. Having a clip from last week (about last week's news) "proliferate...all over the net" is not going to stop people from watching tonight to see what they have to say about today's news.

Why do you have to be such a fucking penis all the time, vissario

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Vissario, honestly. No one gives a flying fuck if it's legal or not.

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Shutup, Vissario.

Is that an official or unofficial warning to not post in this thread?

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No one gives a flying fuck if it's legal or not.

Obviously I do, and I think that the people who spend their money to bring you that show would as well. Just because one snowflake does not feel responsible for the avalanche does not mean it does not share in the crime.

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Is that an official or unofficial warning to not post in this thread?

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Quoted from vissario:
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Shutup, Vissario.

Is that an official or unofficial warning to not post in this thread?

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No one gives a flying fuck if it's legal or not.

Obviously I do, and I think that the people who spend their money to bring you that show would as well. Just because one snowflake does not feel responsible for the avalanche does not mean it does not share in the crime.

given that the video is hosted on youtube and only linked to here, you should bring it up with those at youtube instead - hmm? learn u some stuff ok??

and I prefer the Daily Show to the Colbert Report. Both are good shows, nonetheless.

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