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(Originally posted on: 07-25-06 03:36:55 AM)
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I want to know why everyone thinks that they love kiwi. It's really a phenomenon. Ever since it started springing up as a popular candy flavor in the 90's it's become this pretentious little bitch of fruits. When people see kiwi they think they love it so they will grab some and try to peel off that weird furry brown shit. the next thing you know you have green and brown fingernails and kiwi juice all over you. After all the work getting it open, the shit has very little flavor, and really it's a taste a lot like cunnilingus if you ask me. Also kiwi is really fucking expensive. So I think it's time for America to stop worshipping the kiwi fruit and turn it's back on the slimy motherfucker cause it truly has no merit.

Also as with kiwi, watermelon became a popular candy flavor in the 90's but the flavor doesn't taste ANYTHING like watermelon. Where do they come up with this shit, and what is the real taste behind the two candy flavors?
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Reply 1 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 04:01:57 AM)
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Kiwi is big in vitamines and stuff.

Who tought you how to eat them? Monkeys? You cut it in half, then eat out the two halves with a small spoon. its not hard, its not messy.

Granted, they still taste kinda bland, but I eat them anyway, cause they're easy to eat and supposedly good for me.
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Reply 2 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 05:19:44 AM)
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I must have missed the kiwi worship. I eat out all the time and hardly ever see it. Anyway, I like near flavorless fruits like cantelope and honeydew. Better than cherries anyway. Cherries taste pretty much like ass.
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Reply 3 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 05:37:26 AM)
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I eat kiwi because they have a lot of vitamin C and I'm always getting colds and infections and apparently vitamin C helps with that.

I'd eat oranges but they all taste horrible and watery and past their best before date.

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Who tought you how to eat them? Monkeys? You cut it in half, then eat out the two halves with a small spoon. its not hard, its not messy.


Actually, it's kinda painful when you stab yourself with the tip of the spoon you're eating the kiwi with. 'Cause you know, I cradle the kiwi in my palm and stick the spoon in and ... well, my aim is shitty.
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Reply 4 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 07:13:46 AM)
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I think oranges are far more trouble than they are worth. And I especially hate getting the citrus acid under my fingernails when I peel them. I did mushrooms one time, and I guess you're supposed to take in vitamin C to make it more intense. It was like three in the morning and we're at a grocery store with a bunch of weird fruit, juice, and packages of morning glory seeds acting as stupid as we possibly could. I ended up getting hooked on white grapefruit juice for life, it's so good. Bitter, but of course I am a masochist.
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Reply 5 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 07:16:58 AM)
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Sliced kiwifruit on pavalova with cream NOTHING in this world can compare.

But if you really want to stick a knife in the back of kiwifruit just call it a chinese gooseberry LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

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Reply 6 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 07:30:10 AM)
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On the way home the other night I bought a Kiwi and a Watermelon Gatorade because I was thirsty and hadn't seen them before. They were nice.
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Reply 7 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 07:43:00 AM)
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I think oranges are far more trouble than they are worth. And I especially hate getting the citrus acid under my fingernails when I peel them.

Orange juice is your friend. Ideally, have someone else do it for you.
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Reply 8 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 08:23:32 AM)
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I keep forgetting Kiwi is a type of fruit. I hear/see the word kiwi, and automatically think of the boot polish I have to use on my boots. I think that means I've been in the Army a lil too long.
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Reply 9 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 08:48:40 AM)
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How long have you been in? They still have you in BDUs? There seems to be a lot of Army people here. I came in 1 October 02 but I'm up for parole in January.
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Reply 10 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 09:44:40 AM)
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i bought kiwi marmelade some while ago

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Reply 11 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 11:11:15 AM)
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I thought this thread was going to be about those funny wee birds that waddle around New Zealand getting murdered by everything.

Kiwi fruit is fucking rank, by the way. They used to stick them on the menu every day in junior school (probably due to the health benefits you all mentioned) and everyone very quickly wored out that their only real use was as projectiles.
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Reply 12 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 08:15:01 PM)
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Quoted from girlsgonedocile:
I think oranges are far more trouble than they are worth. And I especially hate getting the citrus acid under my fingernails when I peel them.
Clementines, my friend. Clementines.

And you can get a whole fuckin' crate of them for like six bucks. What a bargin.
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Reply 13 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 08:46:06 PM)
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The way to deal with oranges:

Wash, slam down on a flat surface (preferably a plate), make two cuts - horizontal and diagonal. The orange should fall apart into four neat pieces. Consume as desired then.

Or you know, just cut it in half and make orange juice. Or buy some.

I love oranges even though my mother insists I'm allergic to them. I think the rash I exhibited from the ages of 3 to 10 wasn't the fault of the oranges but of shitty industrial city air.
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Reply 14 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 10:21:32 PM)
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I am allergic to kiwis.
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Reply 15 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-25-06 11:07:48 PM)
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Kiwis are the shit. Both nutritious and delicious.
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Reply 16 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 12:08:18 AM)
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Kiwis have skin, don't they? And fuzz? Eew. Fruits blow.
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Reply 17 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 01:14:59 AM)
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I don't eat kiwi because I am too busy gorging myself on seedless red grapes.

MMMMMM GRAPES. They are the perfect snack. Keep them in the fridge and they are so crunchy and satisfying...

I also endorse clementines.
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Reply 18 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 01:35:21 AM)
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What is a clementine? and who the hell came up with blue raspberry? Apparantly it has nothing to do with an actual raspberry.
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Reply 19 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 02:03:30 AM)
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the problem with kiwis is the juice always gives you the soury sensitizing enamel on your teeth MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS otherwise they're kind of good. overall i like kiwis and i wish they would talk to me on aim

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Reply 20 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 04:18:23 AM)
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Quoted from Ampitheatre:
Kiwis have skin, don't they? And fuzz? Eew. Fruits blow.


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Reply 21 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 07:29:57 AM)
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I don't like kiwis because I have better things to do than shitting all day.
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Reply 22 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 12:19:03 PM)
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I donno about kikis but I sure do like emus emu!!!
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Reply 23 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 01:02:38 PM)
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That emu is incredibly freaky and incredibly cute at the same time.
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Reply 24 of 120 (Originally posted on: 07-26-06 07:00:38 PM)
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A retarded question I know, but is that a real emu or is is computer animated? I just can't tell anymore. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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