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(Originally posted on: 07-24-06 10:38:03 PM)
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I was riding on the bus this morning to work, and the bus had the green light. She started going forward, but didn't see the HUGE FUCKING TRACTOR TRAILER STILL CROSSING THE INTERSECTION. So she slams the brakes, knocking me out of my seat and onto the floor. The way the seat is situated, there's nothing for me to grab onto, and I just end up landing flat on my ass on the floor of the bus. Does she acknowledge this? No. Does she ask the passengers if they're okay? No. Does she even turn around? No.
She just keeps fucking driving while I'm sitting on the floor.
Everyone on the bus is fuming and helping me stand up. They're writing down bus numbers, badge numbers, times, lines, places...and I'm just embarrassed and grateful that I'm not severely hurt. I make it to work on time.
But of course, life never ends that simply, and I had to spend four hours in the emergency room because my family's determined to seek some type of compensation. I've apparently did everything wrong because I didn't wail and whine on the floor of the bus or grill the other passengers for a witness list. My uterus remains in tact, my hemorrhaging hasn't started, and all in all, I fail because I fell because the bus driver doesn't know how to fucking pay attention to what she's doing.
I hate life.
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