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 Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol
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(Originally posted on: 07-01-06 04:58:43 PM)
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I think I have an infection called non-specific urethritis. It's an infection of the urethra of the penis. Basically, a micro-organism gets in there and causes a bit of pain, which I can relate to a bit of itchiness within my penis. Reminds me of a UTI. Anyhow, one of the other symptoms is sensitivity of the testicles, and guess what? I've been whining about my right nut hurting for a week. Also, there's a clear.. uh.. discharge? From my penis.. More like an ooze. It's also a symptom.
It's called non-specific because there isn't really a specific cause. Rather, it can be caused by many things (blunt force from athletics, STD, random, anything), and the last time I had sex was 4 months ago with my squaw. So I don't know what the hell caused this, but apparently I need to go get antibiotics from the doctor. BUT DAMNIT I WORK IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
That means that my 60 year old accountant coworker, when she erases my charges, is going to see that I had to take a piss test and have my dick looked at. I don't know how that's going to work out. But I get free treatment there.
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