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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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I think I have an infection called non-specific urethritis. It's an infection of the urethra of the penis. Basically, a micro-organism gets in there and causes a bit of pain, which I can relate to a bit of itchiness within my penis. Reminds me of a UTI. Anyhow, one of the other symptoms is sensitivity of the testicles, and guess what? I've been whining about my right nut hurting for a week. Also, there's a clear.. uh.. discharge? From my penis.. More like an ooze. It's also a symptom.

It's called non-specific because there isn't really a specific cause. Rather, it can be caused by many things (blunt force from athletics, STD, random, anything), and the last time I had sex was 4 months ago with my squaw. So I don't know what the hell caused this, but apparently I need to go get antibiotics from the doctor. BUT DAMNIT I WORK IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

That means that my 60 year old accountant coworker, when she erases my charges, is going to see that I had to take a piss test and have my dick looked at. I don't know how that's going to work out. But I get free treatment there. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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honestly i probably have Crohn's disease and should see a doctor

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Good work, soldier. As you were.

Faggy_Brad said: And TPC, I'm pretty sure that God is just so amused by your angry mannerisms that he just pisses you off as much as possible.

Brad, go kill yourself, I am so sick of you and your shit

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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Haha you have a UTI
Well, you could just cut it all off. Then you'd have no problem.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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UTI's can be solved by drinking cranberry juice. I think I'm fucked.

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ExtraKryspi
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i like your style kryspi

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Get some Grey Goose, some cranberry juice, and quit your bitching.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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The same bacteria that's in cranberry juice doesn't fix NSU. Alcohol agitates the problem. Don't be a dumbass, plzkthx.

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I also vote castration and enlisting in the nearest boys' choir.

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Doesn't the manatee kind of look like a guest on the Ricki Lake show? "Uh, Ricki, I'm here because I'm endangered." Then one of those mean people in the audience would offer up the advice, "Yeah, I want to say something to the sea pig!" "That's sea cow." "Whatever. Sea pig, you gotta get yourself an education and a job!" "Uh, I live in the ocean." "It just so happens you live in the ocean 'cuz you ain't got no job!" "I don't know what you're -" "You gotta get in Weight Watchers, some kinda program!" "I have a layer of blubber to keep my body warm in the water..." "Whatever, talk to the hand." "I dont have a hand!"

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use it or lose it

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obviously she/he hasnt been sucking your dick thoroughly enough to make it sanitary after you stick it in her/his ass.

*edited for addition of sexual ambiguity

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Quote:

It's called non-specific because there isn't really a specific cause.

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Quote:
It's called non-specific because there isn't really a specific cause.

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"Hwæt, he on þa tid þe he inne bið, ne bið hrinen mid þy storme þæs wintres; ac þæt bið an eagan bryhtm and þæt læste fæc, ac he sona of wintre on þone winter eft cymeð… hwæt þær foregange, oððe hwæt þær fylige, we ne cunnen."
"Lo, he, in the time that he is inside, is not touched by the storm of the winter, but that is an eye's winking and the least time, but he straightway comes back from winter into winter, what thereto may precede or what to it may follow, we do not know."

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To the rescue

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Well, I think we've all learned something important today.

PS: Cranberry juice isn't too bad.

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maybe you should go see a doctor

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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HAHA GAY JOKES

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Well let's hear your theory then.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Overenthusiastic masturbation.

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i like your style kryspi

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Well, at least you're not gay.

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Quoted from ExtraKryspi:
Well, at least you're not gay.

Not if it's to gay porn.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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GAY JOKES DON'T WORK AS WELL WHEN I'M ENGAGED TO A GIRL.

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Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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I don't think a wedding is going to count as a generic "event."

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And what a lucky girl, must be like marrying the dennis franz of the midwest

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Quoted from IF0:
GAY JOKES DON'T WORK AS WELL WHEN I'M ENGAGED TO A GIRL.

Quoted from kayte:
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Quoted from IF0:
and the last time I had sex was 4 months ago

I think kayte may be on to something.

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Quoted from IF0:
I'M ENGAGED TO A GIRL.

ROFLMFAO

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Quoted from IF0:
I don't think a wedding is going to count as a generic "event."

maybe not to you or her, but consider our views for a moment

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