ba
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........
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(Originally posted on: 06-27-06 04:55:21 PM)
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I’m not even sure where to start. I guess this started about two months ago when I started hooking up with this girl back near the end of last semester at VCU. Now I’ve known her since the first semester of last year and we’ve hung out before, but really only as acquaintances, her name was Mercedes.
Now, two months ago we had this drunken (and high) one-time hook-up; we were out on the benches outside our dorm with all our friends drinking beer out of water bottles and smoking pot and sesha out of a couple hookahs. It all starts when we start feeling each other up while sitting at the picnic table at like midnight, and ends at about 6am in my dorm room getting to about 3rd base and then passing out.
Now, my last girlfriend had cheated on me around the end of sophomore year of high school, around the summer, and it just destroyed me. So much so, that I haven’t had a serious relationship until two months ago. Mercedes at the time had a boyfriend who was a psycho-nut and his year-long relationship with her was pretty much over, so I didn’t really feel guilty for hooking up with her when I did.
So she and I don’t talk the next day, but we both hang out with our mutual friends and it’s just awkward the whole time, so I just figure it’s done, which was fine. But the day after, we go see a movie together, Thank You for Smoking, and end up having a repeat of the first night, sans the substance abuse. Night number three, we actually have sex, I hardly even remember it now, but if I recall, it was good. So after that, we decide we’re secretly dating, we didn’t really want all our friends to know about it to avoid weirdness while hanging out with them; now of course they already knew about it, and would humor us by pretending not to know, but whatever.
So around the time of final exams, early May, she heads back up to northern VA where we both happen to live to officially end it with her psycho boyfriend, Aaron. I have a shitty-ass weekend wondering if she actually broke up with him or if they rekindled their relationship. She calls me up early Monday morning saying she’s coming back down just to see me (she had no more exams and I had like 2 left) because she ended it with him and wanted to be with me again. That was pretty much the start of this incredible summer I’ve been having; we did fucking everything together, went to parties, played video games, target shooting, and of course all the sex. She was, and pretty still is completely unique compared to all the other girls I’ve ever met; she’s this pretty fuckin hot red-head (which I’m into) who keep up with me drinking all night, play nerdy video games with for hours and hours, and have wild, raunchy sex with all the time. And that’s the story of my last two months up until the day before yesterday, which mark the day we’d been dating for two months exactly.
We have this great night at her dad’s house while dad and step-mom were out for the weekend. We watched some movies and shared a bottle of wine while it poured raining outside. The next morning, about right before noon, she gets this call, goes to the window, and freaks the fuck out yelling for me to come upstairs and shit; apparently her psycho ex-boyfriend, Aaron is outside, saw my car, and wanted to kick my ass. So she wants to call the police and is hysterical which is really worrying me because she really seems afraid that one of us is going to end up dead in her house with her parents coming home in just a few hours. While we’re deciding what to do, Aaron breaks into her house through a window and comes upstairs, she makes me swear I won’t come out of her room while she goes and talks to him. So I hear shit breaking downstairs and I’m looking for a large blunt weapon when I hear him yell,
“Why the fuck is your ex-boyfriend here?!”
And I’m like, what? Ex-boyfriend? So I come downstairs bearing no weapons saying that I just want to talk to him, he calms down and says “fine, lets talk”, as soon as he become civil and diplomatic, she bolts out the door to her friend’s house 2 doors down. We and I have a chat and the whole truth comes out:
Apparently, she never broke up with him in exam-week of May, she actually made up with him and fucked him that day, then came back to VCU to end it with me, according to him, and then kept it going with me; so for the last two fucking months, she’s been fucking and dating both of us at once while telling the other she was at her parents’ house or something while with the other. He and I ended up bonding over hating her at her house over a bottle of wine, then a bottle of brandy, then a bottle of scotch. We found out all kinds of insane shit about her web of lies, like how she would send one of us a personal text message and then change the recipient and send the same message to the other. There’s a lot of small shit like that that she did, but she would also call us by the same pet-names and have us do the same raunchy things to her while she would tell us both that we’re the only person she’d let do to her. Web of fucking lies!
So her parents come home and we’re drunk a there house and they kick us out; so for the past 2 days now, Aaron, who actually isn’t psycho at all and is a pretty fucking rad guy and I have just been partying non-stop and trying to get over her.
She and him seem pretty much done, since this is actually the second time she’s done this to him; and as for her and I, we had angry break-up sex last night, seriously angry, dominating (on my part), sex in which I did a lot of dirty, dirty shit to her that I don’t think I could do to someone without this whole past two months happening.
So yeah, this is the first time I’ve been sober in two days, and I thought I’d let INTL know about my life and why I haven’t been here for two months.
I couldn't really decide if this belonged in BB or TEZ or here in ID, so feel free to move it wherever, mods.
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tl;dr version: girls suck.
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This reply was last edited on 06-27-06 05:10:48 PM by ba.
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