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(Originally posted on: 06-20-06 01:25:42 AM)
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WOOHOO FUCK YOU THREAD TAGS
http://idtheft.about.com/od/2006/p/TG_Breach.htm
GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FLAMING FERMENTED CAT PISS
Quote: Who Affected:
Those that are affected in this data breach are approximately 1.3 million American Students who borrowed funds from Round Rock, Texas based Texas Guaranteed (TG), who administers a U.S. family educational load program. Those affected represent only a portion of TG customers.
FUCK
Quote: Type of Information Compromised:
The personally identifiable information (PII) in this breach consisted of names and Social Security numbers. According to TG, no other personally identifiable information was included.
Quote: How the Breach Occurred:
Back in January 2006 Texas Guranteed had prepared files that included personally identifiable information (PII) of some of its customers, specifically, names and Social Security numbers. This information was to be used by a Hummingbird, a company that TG had engaged to prepare a document management system. Texas Guaranteed encrypted the data in preparation for transmission to a secure FTP site where Hummingbird could retrieve them.
Hummingbird successfully retrieved the files, decrypted them and stored them on a system that was then lost. The system, for which this data was stored, was password protected, however it appears as though the data was no longer encrypted.
Well I'm so fucking GLAD that those worthless pieces of FUCK are on top of things! GOOD JOB STAYING ON THE BALL, DUMBO! Die in a bus fire, you idiots.
Right now it is 11:54PM where I'm sitting and I'll be god DAMNED if I cannot WAIT until 7AM so I can get these worthless fuckstains on the horn, reach into the phone, twist my way through the telephone exchange, pop my hand out on the other end, grab onto the closest phone bitch and SLAM THEIR HEAD THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL
But of course, the phone bitches are but simple PAWNS in this WAR ON IDIOCY. Look at this shit:
Quote: Hummingbird successfully retrieved the files, decrypted them and stored them on a system that was then lost. The system, for which this data was stored, was password protected, however it appears as though the data was no longer encrypted.
Quoted twice because it's so GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID
Who the CUNT thought it'd be a good idea to keep an UNENCRYPTED copy of this bird shit data laying around on a fucking piece of equipment that could get ripped the fucking fuck off?
FUCK GOD DAMMIT MOON FUCK SHIT COW CRAP FUCK!
HEY EVERYBODY! LET'S HAVE A PARTY! WEEEEEEE!
GOD DAMN IT
And what incompetent butt bomb was working security that day? Where is he now? Fired? In jail?
What is a butt bomb, anyway? A bomb that explodes and sends butts flying everywhere?
WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKS SUCH A BOMB WOULD BE INFINITELY MORE USEFUL THAN THE SHIT BAGS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING PERSONAL DATA SAFE OVER AT THE FINE ESTABLISHMENT OF "TEXAS GAR-RAN-TEED STUDENT LOAN CORP'ATION"! YEE FUCKING HAW YOU GOD DAMN WHITE TRASH FUCKING RED NECK FUCKERS
CRASH YOUR FARM TRUCKS INTO A PACK OF EXPLODING MOON COWS.
FUCK these people. FUCK them, FUCK me, FUCK you, FUCK your dot, FUCK your dog, FUCK your dog AND your dot, FUCK your goddamn typos, FUCK your cat, FUCK your house, FUCK your cat, FUCK YOUR PARENTS, GOD DAMMIT MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE
I'll be sure to put it on YouTube as an INTL exclusive ^_~
FUCK YOU JAPAN.
And FUCK YOU FRITO LAY
Faggy_Brad said: And TPC, I'm pretty sure that God is just so amused by your angry mannerisms that he just pisses you off as much as possible.
Brad, go kill yourself, I am so sick of you and your shit
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