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honestly i probably have Crohn's disease and should see a doctor

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WOOHOO FUCK YOU THREAD TAGS

http://idtheft.about.com/od/2006/p/TG_Breach.htm

GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FLAMING FERMENTED CAT PISS

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Who Affected:

Those that are affected in this data breach are approximately 1.3 million American Students who borrowed funds from Round Rock, Texas based Texas Guaranteed (TG), who administers a U.S. family educational load program. Those affected represent only a portion of TG customers.

FUCK

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Type of Information Compromised:

The personally identifiable information (PII) in this breach consisted of names and Social Security numbers. According to TG, no other personally identifiable information was included.

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How the Breach Occurred:

Back in January 2006 Texas Guranteed had prepared files that included personally identifiable information (PII) of some of its customers, specifically, names and Social Security numbers. This information was to be used by a Hummingbird, a company that TG had engaged to prepare a document management system. Texas Guaranteed encrypted the data in preparation for transmission to a secure FTP site where Hummingbird could retrieve them.

Hummingbird successfully retrieved the files, decrypted them and stored them on a system that was then lost. The system, for which this data was stored, was password protected, however it appears as though the data was no longer encrypted.

Well I'm so fucking GLAD that those worthless pieces of FUCK are on top of things! GOOD JOB STAYING ON THE BALL, DUMBO! Die in a bus fire, you idiots.

Right now it is 11:54PM where I'm sitting and I'll be god DAMNED if I cannot WAIT until 7AM so I can get these worthless fuckstains on the horn, reach into the phone, twist my way through the telephone exchange, pop my hand out on the other end, grab onto the closest phone bitch and SLAM THEIR HEAD THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL

But of course, the phone bitches are but simple PAWNS in this WAR ON IDIOCY. Look at this shit:

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Hummingbird successfully retrieved the files, decrypted them and stored them on a system that was then lost. The system, for which this data was stored, was password protected, however it appears as though the data was no longer encrypted.

Quoted twice because it's so GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID

Who the CUNT thought it'd be a good idea to keep an UNENCRYPTED copy of this bird shit data laying around on a fucking piece of equipment that could get ripped the fucking fuck off?

FUCK GOD DAMMIT MOON FUCK SHIT COW CRAP FUCK!

HEY EVERYBODY! LET'S HAVE A PARTY! WEEEEEEE!

GOD DAMN IT

And what incompetent butt bomb was working security that day? Where is he now? Fired? In jail?

What is a butt bomb, anyway? A bomb that explodes and sends butts flying everywhere?

WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKS SUCH A BOMB WOULD BE INFINITELY MORE USEFUL THAN THE SHIT BAGS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING PERSONAL DATA SAFE OVER AT THE FINE ESTABLISHMENT OF "TEXAS GAR-RAN-TEED STUDENT LOAN CORP'ATION"! YEE FUCKING HAW YOU GOD DAMN WHITE TRASH FUCKING RED NECK FUCKERS

CRASH YOUR FARM TRUCKS INTO A PACK OF EXPLODING MOON COWS.

FUCK these people. FUCK them, FUCK me, FUCK you, FUCK your dot, FUCK your dog, FUCK your dog AND your dot, FUCK your goddamn typos, FUCK your cat, FUCK your house, FUCK your cat, FUCK YOUR PARENTS, GOD DAMMIT MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE

I'll be sure to put it on YouTube as an INTL exclusive ^_~

FUCK YOU JAPAN.

And FUCK YOU FRITO LAY

Faggy_Brad said: And TPC, I'm pretty sure that God is just so amused by your angry mannerisms that he just pisses you off as much as possible.

Brad, go kill yourself, I am so sick of you and your shit

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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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what the heck you talking about, mate?

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oh wow, that sucks.

grrrrrrr.

let the hate continue

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nevermind, this is permanent

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Are you angry about anything?

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"Lo, he, in the time that he is inside, is not touched by the storm of the winter, but that is an eye's winking and the least time, but he straightway comes back from winter into winter, what thereto may precede or what to it may follow, we do not know."

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yeah whatever, we don't care about your gamer nerd computer problems :booboo:

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Dude, I got two of those letters from universities to which I didn't even apply in last two weeks. I feel your pain. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Except I'm probably not going to do anything about it unless I get mysterious credit card bills in the mail.

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What the fuck is a moon cow?

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My parents middle-aged neighbour is about to look through all the sick porn on my dead computer.

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Wow ... not encrypting data like that is retarded. Bet you the password is something simple like abcdef too.

Anyway, that sucks. Goddamn morons.

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Hahahah, TPC, I love you.

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Quoted from Dimi:
what the heck you talking about, mate?

lick me, fuck bean

Quoted from antpocas:
Hahahah, TPC, I love you.

faggot

Quoted from Zippo:
Dude, I got two of those letters from universities to which I didn't even apply in last two weeks. I feel your pain. Except I'm probably not going to do anything about it unless I get mysterious credit card bills in the mail.

It's not the fact that I'll probably get a few credit cards signed up in my name - that's relatively easy to fix. It's the fact that these fucknaughts could so carelessly lose a piece of "equipment" that holds all sorts of personal data, in addition to whatever other kind of data it also stored.

God damn, this has become a fad lately. Somebody needs to get shot.

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Getting your social security number stolen is pretty beat. No doubt.

I don't drink Pepsi.
I just sell coke.

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jesus, cut back on the caffeine.

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i am such a fuckbean.

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It yells too much.

http://forums.interestingnonetheless.net/display.php?tid=4368

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man this thread is great we should get TPC back

someone should record an mp3 of them reading this thread

edit: I am imagining Chris Farley reading this thread, it's great

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what the hell does frito lay have to do with anything OMG why is Dad kissing that guy?!?

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TPC was such an angry fucker.

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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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It's weird how I see June 20 2006 and think "ah okay this wasn't too long ago, TPC must be back" only to have in sink in a few minutes later that 2006 was two years ago MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Seriously as soon as I am alone in the house I am going to record this as an .mp3 and post it

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I think we all should do that. Have a contest or something.

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I figured you guys might enjoy these pictures of TPC at Halloween:

And this one at some ComicCon event or something.

Adopt a

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the pimp costume actually does a lot to disguise his extreme dorkiness

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he better have fucked the hooters girl

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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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haha i'm really diggin the socks in the last picture

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