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(Originally posted on: 06-07-06 11:18:45 PM)
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This is it, this is the big one! We are all going to die!

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OH SHIT! It's even on the upload screen! :wtc:
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Reply 1 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 02:17:10 AM)
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I always have loved how kids are instructed to hide under kindling for any disaster involving balls of fire.
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Reply 2 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 01:44:05 PM)
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I heard Hitler covered his bunker in bunk beds and school desks.
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Reply 3 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 02:05:51 PM)
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I heard Hitler covered his bunker in bunk beds and school desks.
no that's what Rommel used to construct the Western Wall
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Reply 4 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 05:14:52 PM)
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no that's what Rommel used to construct the Western Wall


you're thinking of the communists that was 1961
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Reply 5 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 06:58:38 PM)
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I think my grandpa is a communist?
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Reply 6 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 09:22:47 PM)
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I always have loved how kids are instructed to hide under kindling for any disaster involving balls of fire.


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Reply 7 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-08-06 09:46:06 PM)
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I think my grandpa is a communist?
did he get blackballed in the 50s I hear that's what happened
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Reply 8 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-09-06 11:09:27 AM)
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Quoted from Socrateius:
I always have loved how kids are instructed to hide under kindling for any disaster involving balls of fire.
You're an idiot.
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Reply 9 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-09-06 10:45:27 PM)
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Quoted from Socrateius:
I always have loved how kids are instructed to hide under kindling for any disaster involving balls of fire.
You're an idiot.


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Reply 10 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-09-06 11:02:30 PM)
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Quoted from Salamando:
Quoted from Socrateius:
I always have loved how kids are instructed to hide under kindling for any disaster involving balls of fire.
You're an idiot.


In all seriousness, if I were saying something that was remotely stupid, that'd be cool, but what is the justification here?
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Reply 11 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-09-06 11:05:16 PM)
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That it's better to hide under something if a bomb strikes nearby than to just stand in the room?
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Reply 12 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-09-06 11:09:22 PM)
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There's no really better in a situation like that, you're kind of dead either way when you're faced with a 50 million megaton explosion. Also, it's ironic that, in order to excape such an explosion, people are instructed to protect themselves with something that burns, so such a protection would be completely futile. So I'm clearly stupid for pointing out something that's ironic.
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Reply 13 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-09-06 11:34:08 PM)
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There's no really better in a situation like that, you're kind of dead either way when you're faced with a 50 million megaton explosion.
Not every school is going to be in the epicenter of an explosion, say the school was 5 miles away and the blast caused the roof to collapse.

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Also, it's ironic that, in order to excape such an explosion, people are instructed to protect themselves with something that burns, so such a protection would be completely futile. So I'm clearly stupid for pointing out something that's ironic
I'd imagine that it would take quite some time for the desks to catch on fire and the heat from whatever the source is would easily kill the person underneath before even beginning to char the wood.


So honestly yeah dude, you're an idiot.
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Reply 14 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 12:30:10 AM)
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Quoted from Salamando:
Quoted from Socrateius:
There's no really better in a situation like that, you're kind of dead either way when you're faced with a 50 million megaton explosion.
Not every school is going to be in the epicenter of an explosion, say the school was 5 miles away and the blast caused the roof to collapse.


And the radiation from the explosion would kill them anyway, particularly due to the fact that the thermal radiation radius is larger than the blast radius.

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Also, it's ironic that, in order to excape such an explosion, people are instructed to protect themselves with something that burns, so such a protection would be completely futile. So I'm clearly stupid for pointing out something that's ironic
I'd imagine that it would take quite some time for the desks to catch on fire and the heat from whatever the source is would easily kill the person underneath before even beginning to char the wood.

So honestly yeah dude, you're an idiot.


Something doesn't necessarily need to be factually contradictory to be ironic, it only needs to be conceptually contradictory. The fact that someone protects himself from fire or heat with a flammable object, regardless of whether it is actually successful in protecting the person, makes it ironic. Do you actually think about anything you say or are you just like a rabid dog that attacks anything it sees?
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Reply 15 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 01:25:15 AM)
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settle down guys...I think we should just let
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Reply 16 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 01:40:25 AM)
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So what's with Lewis Black?
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Reply 17 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 10:14:17 AM)
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http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/lewis_black/index.jhtml

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Reply 18 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 11:07:19 AM)
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I thought the thread title meant INTL was going to evolve, rather than what to do in case of a bomb falling on me. In fact my plan for bombs falling out of the sky is to go outside and try and catch one. Going to die anyway.....might as well make a game out of it. :wtc:
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Reply 19 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 10:12:06 PM)
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I thought the thread title meant INTL was going to evolve, rather than what to do in case of a bomb falling on me. In fact my plan for bombs falling out of the sky is to go outside and try and catch one. Going to die anyway.....might as well make a game out of it. :wtc:
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Reply 20 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 10:21:05 PM)
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Instead of trying to catch it you should put all your energy into one vicious punch to deflect it back to the soviet union. That is what I would do.
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Reply 21 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-10-06 10:25:59 PM)
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Reply 22 of 22 (Originally posted on: 06-23-06 10:07:38 AM)
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I saw the big red message. I was afraid I was going to have difficulty finding my way back into the forum again, or forget my password. It's a good thing I saved my original hosts file. Once again, I've learned something new by being a member of this forum. Prior to this change I had no idea what a hosts file was. Never stop learning.
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