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Reply 3 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-24-06 06:50:03 AM)
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Quote: Today, I skipped school to go to a job interview at 10. After filling out an application and waiting around, I went to buy Cheese Whiz to cover Kyle's truck. That stuff is so expensive. I got home around 11:30, fixed lunch, changed, and drove to Oxford. In Oxford, I discovered the secret lives of the minorities living there in squalor; I turned the corner of a tea parlor to find an alleyway filled with trash-filled shopping carts and tiny apartments. Naturally, I did an exposé, eventually overcoming my fear of being mugged in a sun-filled back alleyway. I drove home, did some job stuff over the phone, and drove to school at 2. I was to wait for Dana and Julia in the parking lot. By 2:20, no one had shown, and I was about to leave. Just as I was leaving, Dana called, and I met her by Kyle's truck. We drew all over it with tons of cheese, and left it . I hung around school, and after the last bell rang, everyone gathered to wait and see how Kyle reacted. It was hilarious, and Kyle chased Dana all around the parking lot.
While driving home on Lombard, Alex called me to tell me that he had broken down in the middle of the road. I went back and helped him push his car out of the road, with his neighbor being completely useless. Dana came after all the work had been done, and we aimlessly stared at the engine as though we knew something, until Dana's dad arrived. Ken hooked up the truck, and towed it to Dana's, and we waited for Dana to drop off Alex's neighbor.
When she returned, we took off to Rising Sun in search of oil. Alex's engine still was turning over, so there was an off chance it might not have been ruined. We decided on the way that it would be completely hilarious to cover Kyle's truck in cheese once again, in his driveway. We stopped at Martin's to pick up more cheese, and then stopped at a few stores which had no Slick 50, the engine oil lubricant. I knew we would have to go to Elkton, but first we needed to prank Kyle again.
Dana drove up to Kyle's mailbox, and we all sprang out of the car, cheese in hand. We left the doors open and the car running, and snuck up all ninja-like. The truck sparkled, having been freshly cleaned. Once again, it was covered. Alex and I ran out of cheese, and yelled at Dana to come on. We darted back to the car, and Dana threw down what cheese she had left and ran. We all jumped in the car and Dana took off. It was definitely the most hilarious, best thing we've ever done. Dana mentioned that she dropped a half-full can of cheese, and I demanded we go back so Kyle couldn't retaliate with cheese of his own. We drove back again; Alex popped out of the car and took some photos, while Dana cheesed the car more and fell in the snow. Finally, they jumped back in, and we reversed down the neighbor's driveway at 60 mph.
We laughed all the way to Elkton. In Elkton, we drove around a bit until we picked up the oil and Slick 50, and then headed back to Dana's. We decided to meet up with Mallory, Ashley Adkins, and Rob later for dinner. At Dana's, we filled Alex's truck, and began waiting. After a few minutes, Alex tried the truck - dead, completely dead.
We left for Ruby Tuesdays around 7:10, with plans to meet everyone about 20 minutes later. At Ruby Tuesdays, it took all of 20 minutes to get a table, and no one else arrived for another 15 after that. However, it was a ton of fun, a lot more than I expected to have. I dressed up for the occasion. I ordered the ULTIMATE COLOSSAL BURGER, 1 lb. of pure meat. It defeated me, shaming my family forever.
I miss Katie, and am quite jealous of the good time she's having. I can't wait to see her Friday. Valentine's Day may be a corporate holiday, and I made have had a lot of fun today, but it's still not the same without her.
Also, I haven't done any homework in days.
I can't wait for Senior Week (or Prom for that matter)! The rest of this year will be nothing but fun.
High School! Incidentally, I wrecked my car 13 days later, and also made a teen angst journal entry. Note my lack of writing talent and inability/overzealousness in using multiple clauses!
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