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(Originally posted on: 09-13-04 12:27:17 PM)
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After coming back from PED, Richard and I had an epiphany. INTL has been slow lately. In order to help INTL out some, we decided to beat the crap out of each other for your general amusement. Because, who doesn't like senseless violence?

To begin, we made costumes on our college kid budgets. The incredible WORLD CHAMPION, CHIMP, is towering over his weak opponent, Number 37, or something like that.
Chimp's championship belt.

To begin the bout, Chimp threw his cape, and somehow it landed on 37's head. Chimp tried to help him out by pushing him over, but it didn't work 

39, we'll call him Alex, counters by using brute force to lift the champion. 
Seen here, Kyle is holding his goods as a result of the smack Chimp gave him. Both needed some time to recover, as Chimp was dropped on his hip   

Chimp takes advantage of the extra time it takes Mr. Noches to get up by climbing to the top and performing a shooting star press.

Chimp lands it, and both men need a bit of time to recover.
A DDT drops Cash and Prizes right on his head. He'll be feeling that on in the morning.

Chimp goes bananas on Mr. Apricot, putting him in a deadly hold.
Googlebot tries to reverse, pushing Chimp's leg in a direction it was never meant to be.

Chimp recounters. This is why he is the best technical wrestler in the world. On a side note, that boy's got the devil in him.
Chimp picks up the Challenger, Pocono.
Still picking up the challenger, it takes a while since Chimp is such a lightweight.

Finally, Stinkston is up, and Chimp throws him into the ropes.

Is it?! Is it?! YES IT IS. CHIMP DROPKICKS Alexanders face off.
Dust Remover somehow has the strength to counter Chimp's next move, knocking him to the floor.

A LOW BLOW! Internalfear14 drops that leg right in the crotch of the challenger.

A Figure-Four Leg lock, this could be all for Chimp!

No! Chimps reverses SweatyMens' hold!

SnakeEye's begins to slip out, so Chimp reaches for the chair! Oh the humanity!

17.5 is just getting clobbered with that chair! And a shot to the head takes him down.

A few more shots from Chimp, he must really want this belt. He's softening him up for something.

Is Chimp going to return the low blow? Pork Rinds is begging him not to!

AND A HEADBUTT TO THE CROTCH! I tell you what, I think Chimp just did the human genepool a giant favor.

Chimp's just toying with him now. He puts Binky in the Sharpshooter, only for a rope break!

Nasty Hobbitses!

The camera just missed the action, but Chimp just jumped directly across The Janitor!

It's a pin! This is it! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!!
Remember kids, wrestling is fake, so beating the crap out of your roommate is NOT encouraged. Chimp exited the arena, but we have a few replays (read: outtakes) for you.
A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF RUEDENBURGER, which the official, ahem, missed.
Drama after the match.
An exteme match, and you didn't even have to pay for it.
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This reply was last edited on 09-13-04 01:00:00 PM by C.
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