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(Originally posted on: 08-24-04 11:51:58 PM)
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Greek Marquis.






I hate people that only have one topic of conversation on the internet. They act sexy and smooth online like they are some kind of hott shit and the whole world wants them.

Grow the fuck up, this is the goddamn internet.
You can't have sex on the FUCKING INTERNET.

I fuck people, real ones, right here in my house.

(EDIT: This should be read as "If I were to fuck someone, it would be right here in my house, in person, not on the internet.")





GOD, I just wanted to blow some steam.
BTW, marquis, people that wish they could fuck on the internet are fucking lame.

Now, come back and say that "omg, I was just fucking with you you stupid ass uptight shit head."





Fine, jokes are cool and all and I don't mind being fucked with but OMFG grow up. People with one topic of conversation are boreing as a brick.
The only thing you have done for the last five times I've spoken to you is call me some kind of snob afraid of sex when you've never met me, never really talked to me, never even seen me.
WTF, you know nothing, and you sit there on your little soapbox and act cool like some badass chearleader in Seventh Grade that thinks she's the shit cause she's fucked nine guys in four days.


Get a life bitch.
Ok, that's good to know...

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<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait


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Reply 1 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 12:08:08 AM)
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This thread confuses me. Elaborate please. What exactly happened, instead of merely ranting against marquis, what was the incident that spurred this?
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Reply 2 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 12:10:13 AM)
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Fuck it skizz, I'm just a little hacked off.


It's nothing really.
It's like saying, "God my neighbor sucks and I hate him"





just feel better saying it.
Ok, that's good to know...

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<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait

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Reply 3 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 12:35:06 AM)
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I still don't understand. Skizzles is right: elaborate please...
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Reply 4 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 01:08:59 AM)
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I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

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Reply 5 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 02:16:02 AM)
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you know, ive never seen a badass chearleader act cool on a soapboz...



...can you get me her SN so we can cyber ?
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Reply 6 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 07:14:27 AM)
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YEAH MAN U MUST BE GAY OR SUMTHING TO NOT WANT TO CYBER>>>> H AHAHAHAHAHA FAG.

In reality, I hate it too. Lots of people are like that though, but it is always younger girls that do it. I've found that once they cross the threshold of 16, they don't talk shit to you anymore.
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Reply 7 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 08:34:22 AM)
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menion, i'm to much a man for you, there will be no internet sex for you, but you may masturbate to my photo cause i'm HOT HOT HOT
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Reply 8 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 08:42:31 AM)
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*facepalm*
I feel like I saw this coming.
It's like a car accident, where you want to look away but you just can't...
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Reply 9 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 09:31:42 AM)
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Oh, do those IRC chats ever get boring when the topic of sex comes up and Smokey isn't around to change the subject with violence.
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Reply 10 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 09:57:44 AM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
Oh, do those IRC chats ever get boring when the topic of sex comes up and Smokey isn't around to change the subject with violence.

That's why we have you, dear.
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Reply 11 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 11:01:34 AM)
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Mark is evil. She tries to get my roommate to beat me. Back of sista!
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Reply 12 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 01:48:28 PM)
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Quoted from menion:
I hate people that only have one topic of conversation on the internet. They act sexy and smooth online like they are some kind of hott shit and the whole world wants them.


what would you rather talk about?
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Reply 13 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 03:15:16 PM)
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Quoted from Mr Pixies:
Quoted from menion:
I hate people that only have one topic of conversation on the internet. They act sexy and smooth online like they are some kind of hott shit and the whole world wants them.


what would you rather talk about?




The olympics.

Work today.

Drugs.

Alchohol.

What your idiot neighbor just did.

Cars.

Something funny, anything.

Movies.

Books.

And in Marquis' case,
Grass. (Geez, in a pinch)
Ok, that's good to know...

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<andy> no wait

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Reply 14 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 04:50:22 PM)
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Mark is evil. She tries to get my roommate to beat me. Back of sista!

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Reply 15 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 05:35:13 PM)
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Quoted from Vervet:
Quoted from Chimp:
Mark is evil. She tries to get my roommate to beat me. Back of sista!

You know her?
Probably through IRC and/or phone, since his roommate is IF0.
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Reply 16 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 06:05:03 PM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
Oh, do those IRC chats ever get boring when the topic of sex comes up and Smokey isn't around to change the subject with violence.


Sex is boring when both parties come away unscathed.
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Reply 17 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-25-04 07:23:33 PM)
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Quoted from antpocas:
Quoted from Vervet:
Quoted from Chimp:
Mark is evil. She tries to get my roommate to beat me. Back of sista!

You know her?
Probably through IRC and/or phone, since his roommate is IF0.

Both.
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Reply 18 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 11:06:15 AM)
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i think this ought to be quoted again here.


Quoted from Mr Pixies:


Quoted from Menion:
Never tried.

Never had sex, damn.



Quoted from Menion:
I fuck people, real ones, right here in my house.



o sn'p
I hate yankees and this is one reason why. Just because you can't pay for 3 hot dogs doesn't mean that the economy is bad and ya'll think that bush is an idiot because he's from Texas. Well f you because he saved your ass from people like Sadam Houssein and don't go thinking i'm just a minupulated trailor trash illiterate for taking up for him because I'm smarter than 90% of the world.

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Reply 19 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 02:50:43 PM)
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MENION IS A LIAR...and also annoying.

I fully back Greek Marquis as she is a friend of mine and is the best that Ohio can offer in the way of coolness. Plus she's pretty.
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Reply 20 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 03:31:12 PM)
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Plus she's pretty.

Beauty, gee that's always a good reason to pick sides.
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Reply 21 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 04:57:11 PM)
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Quoted from Amphytrite:
Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Plus she's pretty.

Beauty, gee that's always a good reason to pick sides.
Spoken like an ugly chick.
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Reply 22 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 04:59:04 PM)
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Quoted from Shady Milkman:
Quoted from Amphytrite:
Quoted from EscalatorToHell:
Plus she's pretty.

Beauty, gee that's always a good reason to pick sides.
Spoken like an ugly chick.

omg yah rite fag lol
You read me like a book, Shady.
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Reply 23 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 04:59:04 PM)
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hey, she sounds like a slut, and i'm nuts for sluts
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Reply 24 of 75 (Originally posted on: 08-28-04 07:43:09 PM)
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Quoted from NNY:
i think this ought to be quoted again here.


Quoted from Mr Pixies:


Quoted from Menion:
Never tried.

Never had sex, damn.



Quoted from Menion:
I fuck people, real ones, right here in my house.



o sn'p



Dude, I've said before I was a virgin, that's not secret and I'm proud of it.

However, that goes for cyber too, I don't really care for it much, playing around is fine but when they won't leave you the hell alone after a few minutes it gets on my nerves.

I told her to stfu, but she never let up.
That just pisses me off.


ETH- Fine that she's your friend and all, but as I've never met her I could care less how she is in reality, alls I know is how stupid she acted online.
Ok, that's good to know...

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