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(Originally posted on: 06-26-02 01:59:34 PM)
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I haven't been to the good ol' motherland, Kort, in a while. Well, I went back to visit the old romping grounds; I try to log in; and it takes me two fucking minutes. It's always been that slow, but goddamn, it's never been that slow as far as I recall.

*hugs fast INTL server* I love you.
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Reply 1 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:01:58 PM)
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I haven't been to the "stomping ground" in about 3 weeks. Strangely, I haven't been missing it as much as I thought I would.
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Reply 2 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:02:24 PM)
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It's always been that slow, but goddamn, it's never been that slow as far as I recall.



Hmmmmm?
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Reply 3 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:05:01 PM)
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*hugs fast INTL server* I love you.



INTL does have a fast server. But, is HG slow because it has a slow server? Or is it slow because it's got so many threads and replies stored on it?
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Reply 4 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:06:08 PM)
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its always like that for me
lay beside me, tell me what they've done
speak the words i wanna hear, to make my demons run
the door is locked now, but its open if you're true
if you can understand the me, then i can understand the you
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Reply 5 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:12:28 PM)
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It's slow because of the excessive traffic at HG, and because of the amount of activity in KoRT. These things combined naturally slow down the server. Sometimes, you will find that you can't even get onto an HG site because the server is flooded.
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Reply 6 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:13:43 PM)
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Quoted from Wild Bill:
But, is HG slow because it has a slow server? Or is it slow because it's got so many threads and replies stored on it?
A little from column A, a little from column B.

Kort: Pentium III, 500mhz ???mb RAM, perl, ubb database, high server load
INTL: 1700 XP Athlon, dual SCSI drives, 256mb ram, PHP, MySQL database, low server load

Big difference.
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Reply 7 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:16:43 PM)
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By the way, anyone else see this:


"Some people turn to drugs such as heroin or cocaine for their brain-wasting, body-killing, soul-destroying effects. Others turn to religion for its brain-wasting, body-killing, soul-destroying effects."
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Reply 8 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:19:39 PM)
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Yeah, I just noticed that. What the hell?
SALLY OWNED FA!!!!!! -Wheezy

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Reply 9 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:20:40 PM)
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yeah....its fucking weird
lay beside me, tell me what they've done
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if you can understand the me, then i can understand the you
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Reply 10 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:22:47 PM)
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KoRT is especially slow when it comes to replying.
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Reply 11 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 02:29:11 PM)
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The reply number and person name are flipped.

I've seen those before.
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Reply 12 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:04:42 PM)
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Except, where did the W and the ICQ number come from?

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Reply 13 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:20:37 PM)
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Except, where did the W and the ICQ number come from?
It's not an ICQ number, it's the unixtime upon which the last post was made. And I'm guessing that the "W" means "write", whereas with a closed thread, it would be a "C".
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Reply 14 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:24:31 PM)
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What ya think Sandy, just a code error or something?
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Reply 15 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:31:26 PM)
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It's a conspiracy.

I was famous for discovering a twilight zone thread from way, way back. When you replied to it the reply number as random and the time would be fucked up. I think if you look you can find my thread about it. Search for "twilight" and see what comes up.
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Reply 16 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:33:18 PM)
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Quoted from Good OL MC:
What ya think Sandy, just a code error or something?
It's highly unlikely that it's a code error.
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Reply 17 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:35:23 PM)
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It's much more likely that Tonto Samurai is a code error.
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Reply 18 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:36:27 PM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
I was famous for discovering a twilight zone thread from way, way back. When you replied to it the reply number as random and the time would be fucked up. I think if you look you can find my thread about it. Search for "twilight" and see what comes up.
Searching now. Give it another few hours and I'll provide a link.

http://www.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=1,5708,0,all

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BTW in that thread I'm "Arrakis". Hehe.
Oh boy.
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Reply 19 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 04:47:53 PM)
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SHUTUP SHUTUP. I sucked back then. I KNOW.

We ALL used to suck. Some of us still suck.
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Reply 20 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 05:10:59 PM)
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http://www.interestingnonetheless.com/uploaded/Izzy/KORT-holyshit.jpg

HOLY SHIT!!

What happened to KORT?!?

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Reply 21 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 05:14:24 PM)
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OMG! NOOOOOO!

Nice try.
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Reply 22 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 05:59:47 PM)
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Actually. He didn't modify that image.
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Reply 23 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 06:10:16 PM)
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FA - lol.
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Reply 24 of 60 (Originally posted on: 06-26-02 06:11:05 PM)
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"Wheezy looks kind of ugly" - Nail Bunny

that may be the worst lie i've ever heard

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We ALL used to suck. Some of us still suck.

i never sucked

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