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But instead of you posting a sentence, you give me characters, objects, et cetera to put in a story.

For example:

"Write a story about FISHMANPET and a cow."

And I would then write a story about how FISHMANPET molested a cow or something.

Let the horrible, horrible games begin.

Dr. Bashir: "I can't belive you're not pressing charges."
Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concerns but really doctor, there was no harm done."
Dr. Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."
Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
Dr. Bashir: "Garak, this isn't funny."
Garak: "I'm serious doctor. Thanks to your administrations, I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."

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Write a story about drahnier, NNY and tyr

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That includes chains, whips, a gallon of lube and 4 plastic dildos.

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And lots of alcohol.

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Quoted from anaemic royalty:
And lots of alcohol.

Especially Alcohol.

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Write a story about Vervet and a vervet.

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A story involving sandammit, tyr, and mingan in a bathhouse.

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Quoted from anaemic royalty:
Write a story about drahnier, NNY and tyr

Uh..er...no.

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Write a story about Vervet and a vervet.

I'll save that one for when I'm not tired.

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A story involving sandammit, tyr, and mingan in a bathhouse.

Uh..er...no.

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Could you write a story involving me and a vampire? Preferably a vampire similar to those in Anne Rice's books?

... And if you are into the crazy stuff, Me, You, Zippo and Amelie Poulain.

I lived my life in shadow
Never the sun on my face
It didn't seem so sad, though
I figured that was my place

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Quoted from Blacksun:
Write a story about Vervet and a vervet.

Vervet's trip to South Africa wasn't turning out as she planned. She had expected to see many different kinds of animals, including her namesake, but she had only seen the occasional elephant and lion. It was her last night there, and she lay in the tent reading a novel when a ruckus outside caught her attention. "What the hell could that be?" she wondered aloud. Before she could exit the tent to see what was causing all the commotion, a vervet (and a rather large one at that!) jumped into her tent. She was shocked, it looked exactly like the pictures she had seen back home, yet it was the size of a small man. It stared into her eyes, and with one swift swipe of it's paw, tore off her nightgown. Vervet screamed as she realized what the oversized monkey was planning. She was pinned down by the weight of the primate as it spread her legs and pushed it's rather small dick into her pussy. Vervet was extremely shocked, yet at the very same time extremely turned on. Throughout her teen years she had secretly fantasized about having sex with all manners of primates, and this was one of her favorite fantasies coming true right before her eyes. The monkey fucked away for a good fifty-seven seconds before it ejaculated, turned, and then ran out of the tent. Vervet, shocked and exhausted, quickly fell asleep.

Some forty yards from where she camped, the vervet stopped behind some trees and took off it's head. Well, rather, it's mask. Under the mask was a sweating, smiling Socrateius. "Fuck, the price of this costume and the plane ticket was WELL WORTH IT!" Socrateius said as he wiped his brow. He took off the rest of the costume, got dressed, and then drove off in a rented jeep.

After returning home, Vervet would discover she was pregnant.

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If you're too fucking prudish to write the stories, don't make a thread.

Pussy.

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I was about to suggest something involving myself, Vervet, and a monkey...but that pretty well covers it.

What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad

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That was funny I guess.

Now do TRC and a pack of gang banging Gorillas!

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Now do TRC and a pack of gang banging Gorillas!

The Red Chimp sighed contentedly as he finished up with his daily masturbatory session. He closed out the "CHIMPSEX.NET" window and started to clean his ejaculant off of his chest when he heard something bust down the front door. "Fuck," cursed TRC, "I shouldn't have left my clothes out in the living room!" He jumped up, completely naked and still somewhat covered in jizz, and peeked out of his bedroom door. The front door was hanging partly off it's hinges, but no one was to be seen. Then a massive black creature walked through the open door, and stared TRC in the eyes. "Holy fuck! It's a gorilla!" TRC said quietly to himself as he ducked back into his room to hide. "What the fuck am I gonna do?" he wondered, and then suddenly realized he had a raging hardon. His member was completely erect, standing tall at about four and a half inches. He slid his hand down and gripped his dick as he remembered the primate porn he had been jacking off to just moments earlier.

TRC's reminiscing was cut short as the gorilla bounded down the hallway and through TRC's door, tackling him to the ground. TRC, still hard, and still very turned on, spread his legs and raised his ass into the air, giving the gorilla easy access. "DO IT! PLEASE GOD DO IT!" TRC begged the 400 pound primate. The gorilla's massive nine-inch cock was already hard and sticking straight out, pointing like an arrow towards TRC's puckered asshole. Desperate for a mate, the gorilla had easily confused the effeminate TRC for a female and was intent on fucking the shit out of him. TRC spread his asscheeks and beckoned the gorilla again, sliding back towards the massive ape's massive cock. Sensing TRC's willingness, the gorilla quickly shoved it's thick ape-dick into TRC's well-loosened asshole. TRC had been masturbating with huge dildos for the past four years, and his ass could easily accomodate a dick of any size.

The gorilla furiously fucked away at TRC, and TRC urged him on with moans and grunts. Minutes passed, and the ape still hadn't ejaculated. TRC sensed something was wrong as he felt the gorilla's dick begin to soften. The gorilla was enraged at his sudden problem, and pulled out of TRC. The massive primate scowled at TRC, then beat him to death.

Two hours later, TRC's mom would find her son dead on his bedroom floor, hardon preserved by rigor mortis.

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[June 21, 01:22:03] Flaming Arrow 55: i wish people would tell me to write lesbian stories and quit suggesting shit like "dog fucks sandamnit and then he eats feces" or something
[June 21, 01:23:26] KB11657: you could always write another xanadu and sarah story
[June 21, 01:23:53] Flaming Arrow 55: i'd get to into that and make it like two pages long
[June 21, 01:24:03] KB11657: then do it
[June 21, 01:24:06] Flaming Arrow 55: maybe
[June 21, 01:24:07] KB11657: thats my official suggestion
[June 21, 01:24:14] KB11657: plz?
[June 21, 01:24:17] Flaming Arrow 55: maybe

Sarah had to admit to herself, she was having fun. She was glad she had decided to go with Sandamnit to Madison after he found out he wouldn't be shipped off to South Korea for another month due to recent uprisings in the area. She was in Xanadu's apartment, they had all decided to meet there, and they were all quite drunk. Sarah was sitting on the couch alone while Sandamnit, Arnok, and Joel (Who had come down from Minneapolis to see Jeff) were in the other room posting at INTL. Xanadu saw Sarah sitting alone and decided to sit down next to her. Sarah didn't even notice Xanadu's presence until she felt Xanadu put her arm around her. "Uh, hi.." Sarah mumbled uncomfortably, turning to face Xanadu. "Hey, you looked lonely, so I decided to come see what was up." Xanadu said as she openly oggled Sarah's body. Sarah was actually impressed by how good Xanadu looked in person. She couldn't tell if it was the alcohol or her horniness, but she suddenly wanted to fuck the shit out of Xanadu. "No, I'm not lonely," Sarah replied, "I was just...thinking." Sarah smiled at Xanadu, who smiled back. "What about?" Xanadu asked with a suggestive smirk on her face. "Oh...just...things." Sarah said, as she looked Xanadu up and down, grinning. They both looked each other in the eye, than locked in a deep, passionate kiss. Sarah groped at Xanadu's breasts and Xanadu returned the favor. They both began to disrobe, not caring that the guys were just in the other room. They continued to kiss as they let their hands roam all over each other's bodies. Xanadu's hands crept slowly down towards Sarah's moistening pussy when --

GOOD MORNING CROWN POINT, THIS IS THE KKQR MORNING ZOO!

Sarah sat straight up in bed, sweating. It was all a dream. Her radio alarm had shattered the fantasy. And surprisingly, Sarah was upset that it had ended so abruptly. Then there was a knock at the bedroom door, Sarah grabbed a robe and opened the door. "Jeff? What the fuck are you doing here?" "You let me crash on your couch, remember? There was a gas leak at my place?" "Oh, right. What do you want?" Jeff grinned. "Did you know you get pretty vocal when you dream?" Sarah's eyes got as wide as dinner plates. "No..I wasn't...was I?" Jeff held up a tape recorder. "You bet your ass you were!" Sarah screamed, and then slammed the door. Jeff walked off laughing, playing the recording for his own amusement. The sound of Sarah yelling out Xanadu's name could clearly be heard on the tape.

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How about Sandy, Melanie, Jimmy, and a whole bunch of LESBIANS.

"Just because you take it in the ass doesn't mean you're gay. You can quote me on that. If you aren't attracted to men I suppose you could still like something shoved up your ass for some weird reason" -Smokey

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How about Sandy, Melanie, Jimmy, and a whole bunch of LESBIANS.

Hmmm.....I'll do that later today.

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a lesbian story between a swedish woman and Sally. But here's the catch, he doesn't realize the woman is drahnier until it's too late!

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"Did you know you get pretty vocal when you dream?" Sarah's eyes got as wide as dinner plates. "No..I wasn't...was I?" Jeff held up a tape recorder. "You bet your ass you were!" Sarah screamed, and then slammed the door. Jeff walked off laughing, playing the recording for his own amusement. The sound of Sarah yelling out Xanadu's name could clearly be heard on the tape.

I want that tape.

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Quoted from Bon:
a lesbian story between a swedish woman and Sally. But here's the catch, he doesn't realize the woman is drahnier until it's too late!

How is it a lesbian story between two men?

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perhaps sally is posing as a drag queen? whatever works

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Quoted from Bon:
perhaps sally is posing as a drag queen? whatever works

why, thats hilarious

"What are your opinions on HG?"
fagraider: You would have to specify, that's rather ambiguous
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Sandamnit: Pretty fucking gay.
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