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(Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:37:34 AM)
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Personally, I think I'd rent billboard space and create a billboard with tiny print on it, so that when people drove by it, they'd be trying to read it, and then end up losing control of their car and crashing. I'd probably end up getting in trouble, but I'd be filthy rich, so then I'd just get a really expensive lawyer to get me out of trouble with the law, then go golfing every day afterwards.

So what would you do?


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Reply 1 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:41:45 AM)
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Reply 2 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:43:23 AM)
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[01:26] NNY: only if you've got lots of money so you dont have to work
[01:26] Mingan: yeah
[01:26] Mingan: ... I want lots of money so I dont have to work
[01:26] NNY: me too
[01:27] Mingan: I want a liquor cabinet with enough liquor to fill an average pool
I'd say that about sums it up.

I could go for some new shoes, but yeah.
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Reply 3 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:43:35 AM)
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Buy television commercial for 2min and 45seconds, and have it just a blank white screen with the words: "I can do this because I'm filthy rich" written in the middle.

No sound. No animation, just that. For 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
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Reply 4 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:44:00 AM)
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Quoted from Jota:
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DING DING DING! WE HAVE OUR FIRST CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS FUCKING WRONG, BITCH!
"Sandamnit is the kind of guy that can chase a bad guy across three blocks worth of roof tops, finally catching up with the fucker to jam a gun in his face. The bad guy always says "Pull the trigger! Pull it!! I know you can't do it, pussy!" at which point Sandamnit, unlike some other phony superheroes, shoots him dead... I like it." - Mingan
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Reply 5 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:47:08 AM)
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Tell a small business that is going out of business that i'm going to give them a million dollars to use to expand. Then i'll tell them I was just kidding and i'll open a store next to them and drive them out of business even faster.
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Reply 6 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:47:58 AM)
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Buy television commercial for 2min and 45seconds, and have it just a blank white screen with the words: "I can do this because I'm filthy rich" written in the middle.

No sound. No animation, just that. For 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

Make it blink, and then you've got yourself a good idea.
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"Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT." - Soccy
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Reply 7 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:49:13 AM)
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I'd pay off my debts, buld myself a nice house with a library and a bar (not a little basement bar, mind you, I'd want a fully stocked bar, complete with draught taps, proper glasses, etc.), donate some to charity, and then live off the interest. After that got boring, I'd do a lot of drugs, sending my life into a downward spiral, and be dead within 5 years of an overdose.
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Reply 8 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:56:58 AM)
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It could blink, but that would detract from the message that I am so rich that I can make the entire nation bored out of their minds for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

Maybe.
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Reply 9 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 11:59:37 AM)
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Quoted from Tartarus:
but that would detract from the message that I am so rich that I can make the entire nation bored out of their minds for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
you give your nation to much credit with that one, bud.
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Reply 10 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:00:52 PM)
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Ill buy some fine ho's to have 500somes.
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Reply 11 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:03:23 PM)
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I can't tell what you mean by that Mingan. I don't know about you, but I'd be bored if had to look at an unmoving object for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

Besides, not only is it just words....it's a TAUNT!
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Reply 12 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:09:33 PM)
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I'd buy mythical NBA teams and would ruin them, replacing them with school teams from Switzerland.
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Reply 13 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:09:36 PM)
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you'd be bored, but for 90 percent of your nations populous that would be the most intriguing event of the day:

"oh, look honey, whats this?"
"huh."
"what are you watching?"
"dunno."
"who could that be from?"
"dunno."
"oh, its on for so long!"
"yeah."

they'll talk and wonder about it for hours. maybe even days .
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Reply 14 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:10:57 PM)
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Which is why I'd do it!

It'd probably work for advertising too.

I mean, if we did the exact same thing but with "www.interestingnonetheless.com", but people wouldn't be able to help themselves but to visit here.
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Reply 15 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:13:12 PM)
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If I was filthy rich, I would do the normal things like buying a huge fucking house, not working, and buying lots of nice cars, maybe one for each day of the week.

But if I was filthy rich, I would also be wasteful. I would enjoy flaunting my richness because I enjoy being an asshole for no reason at all. Being wasteful is one of those signs of being totally carefree, which is pretty hardcore. It would be simple stuff like throwing money around without really considering the costs of what I'm doing, or using something once and buying a new version of that item for no reason at all other than because I'm filthy rich.
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Reply 16 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 12:41:16 PM)
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I'd buy a reasonably large house here, and stop worrying about money.
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Reply 17 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 02:08:38 PM)
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I'd continue to go to University, not to get a good career obviously, but to flaunt money a lot and get drunk and high every day. I would expirement with lots of drugs, knowing that I no longer need brain cells. I would also buy a large house and an extra house for partying in, that only has small seperate rooms for people to fuck in, and has large fridges for alcohol. Besides the multi-dozen bedrooms, I would have large steros in each room of the house, with the walls being soundproof. I would staff the house with cleaners, DJ's, and chefs. I would open a McDonalds in the basement as well. I would also continually allow people to party in the house, and would open it to the public for free. I would continue this on for years, even after I get bored of partying and became an old man. This way, everyone in the town would love me. Eventually, when I decided that I no longer wanted to provide a free place for people to party, I would host a giant paintball tournament in the house, and then proceed to beat the shit out of the house with a baseball bat.

I would also walk around giving bums money, but not large sums. I would see a homeless person and give them maybe 40 bucks. (even if I had like 100 billion.) I would also buy an NHL team, and force them to allow me to play.
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Reply 18 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 03:02:28 PM)
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I'd probably go into politics. I intend to do this anyway, but a lot of money would sure help.
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Reply 19 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 03:17:17 PM)
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Pay off my mom's bills, buy a summer and winter house and decorate it, buy some cars, start a charity for animals, travel.
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Reply 20 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 03:33:44 PM)
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First, I think I'd move into a nice house on the beach. Then, I'd buy a jeep. With the rest of it, I'd hire thirty girls who look just like me, thirty different shirtless Italian model boys, put them all in fancy little red sports cars, and pay them to show up and be radiantly beautiful everywhere my ex-husband took his teenage dates all over town.
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Reply 21 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 03:48:58 PM)
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I think I'd just make sure I had one of everything that costs money...plus some extra stuff to use my rocket launcher on. I'd live in some massive mansion miles away from civilization. No two women at once, but several of those realistic and ridiculously expensive sex dolls I so we can have fake orgies. And a money bin...gotta have a money bin....for swimming.
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Reply 22 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 03:51:23 PM)
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I'd buy a nice house, lots of movies, toys, music, etc. I'd also donate some to those poor starving villages.
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Reply 23 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 05:32:05 PM)
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I'd buy happiness.
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Reply 24 of 59 (Originally posted on: 06-19-03 05:55:19 PM)
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