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(Originally posted on: 06-14-03 12:36:15 AM)
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After living less than 20 miles from each other for many years, the red chimp and I decided to have a meeting, now that he's staying at a college that is 60 miles away. Normally, we'd take about an hour to drive there, but Scott needed to get a medical exam for AIDS that day in a another pissant missouri town, so he wouldn't pass it on when he went to "Boys State" that Saturday. What a faggot. He finished with his exam, and met me nearby.



After that picture, I beat the fuck out of him for a good 10 minutes until he passed out. So I hauled his unconcious body into my car and drove to Springfield, where I promptly got lost. Fuck. Instead of getting there at 2:30, as originally planned, we got there at 5:00. I blamed all this on Scott, and threw him out of the car and kicked him until he regained conciousness at the college campus parking lot. Finally, we found Matt and went to his room to chill. Unfortunately, god decided to piss on all of the mortals after about 10 minutes of talking in his dorm.



We got a little bored talking, so we decided to go down to the computer lab and post at INTL!



Following our exciting computer adventure, there was a party in the basement with a whole 10 people talking around a table. Yeah, we left there pretty damn quickly, especially since "the fat bitch" was there and scared the shit out of us. I literally shat my pants, so I had to go upstairs to clean myself. Of course, being empty of food now, I had to eat. We went to eat some good authentic mexican food:



For some reason, the retards wanted to take a picture of me looking at my food.

...it was beautiful food, though.



Chimp kept hitting on me during the entire day, but I resisted his clever ploys to get in bed with me.



We left and started walking to the car. I called shotgun, but Scott decided to defy the rules of shotgun and take the front seat anyway. God damn, that asshole was going down. He tried to unlock it through the back window, but Matt decided to roll it up and catch his arm in it. Stupid whore.



We got back to the dorm, and Star Trek was on! Boy, was I excited!



Apparently, Chimp got a little excited too. He must've shot me full of tranquilizers or something, because I couldn't do anything about this. Or maybe it was the Star Trek. I dunno.



After abusing me, he tried to pick me up and throw me out the window. Either that, or it was another clever ploy to get me into bed with him. I couldn't tell.



There was a big group of people getting ready to go to the waffle house to eat...waffles, and we decided to go. However, I was having some car troubles.



I swear to god I filled it with oil a good three hours ago. At the waffle house, we sat next to the aforementioned "hot girl" and "fat bitch". Ok, that fat bitch just scared me, she sat right in front of me. All she had was a pie...a big pie. God was that hot.



During our conversations, fat bitch decided to mention that she was disgusted with Matt's shirt being unbuttoned on one button. Stupid ass bitch. We laughed at her, and Scott and I left.



We drove home, but I got to drive yet another twenty miles to Scott's house, where he threw up as soon as he left my car. Poor kid probably has the AIDS.
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 1 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 12:45:11 AM)
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I look much better in that shirt than you do.
hey dude i told ur girlfriend u hav an addiction 2 crystal meth so if she asks say u do. i even told her u tried 2 get me 2 do it once!!!its funny as hell man, play along

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Reply 2 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 12:46:21 AM)
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Reply 3 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 12:58:10 AM)
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SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE!

Greasy-ass slob.

And you flip the bird like a lady!
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Reply 4 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 01:08:55 AM)
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*runs away crying*
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 5 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 01:09:56 AM)
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Soc is a damn shitty driver, and his car is even shittier. He has to put oil in it every hour, AND it doesn't even have a CD player!

The bitch.
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Reply 6 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 01:14:02 AM)
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Scott's just angry because he has AIDS.
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 7 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 01:29:46 AM)
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We almost wrecked twice! He changed lanes and didn't look behind to see that a car was already in that lane and we almost hit it.

Then, on the way to my house, he somehow missed the "Pavement Ends" and Left Turn sign so he almost rolled the car when the highway curves into a dirt road.

Also, it might also be worth mentioning that Soc and TRC were all over each other the entire time, as you can see in the pictures. They seemed to be quite attracted to one another...

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Reply 8 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 02:32:21 AM)
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We almost wrecked twice! He changed lanes and didn't look behind to see that a car was already in that lane and we almost hit it, while a fleet of alien ships flew in and tried to steal my thoughts.

Then, on the way to my house, he somehow missed the "Hi Friends!" and Left Turn sign so he almost rolled the car into a nest of harpies and griffons when the highway curves into a highway of emeralds.


Fixed.

Crazy son of a bitch.
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 9 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 04:46:34 AM)
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Is it me, or does TRC look a little like that bloke in that modern knight movie - Modern Knight or something...
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Reply 10 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 06:24:54 AM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE!



... I was thinking the same thing. Seriously, Soccy, it needs to go.
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Reply 11 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 08:31:24 AM)
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Is Scott and Socrates twins?
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Reply 12 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 09:00:03 AM)
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Do you know what FA and Nova have said about your moustache? They're right.

Also, TRC vaguely reminds me of Pau Gasol. Weird.
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Reply 13 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 09:58:17 AM)
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Quoted from Shitty Ice:
Is it me, or does TRC look a little like that bloke in that modern knight movie - Modern Knight or something...


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Reply 14 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 10:20:30 AM)
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That was awesome. +Karma.
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Reply 15 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 10:23:45 AM)
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A Knight's Tale?


*snickers*

On topic, those were really good pics, Socks.big grin Sounds like you guys had some fun.i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 16 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 11:34:06 AM)
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Quoted from Nova:
Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE!



... I was thinking the same thing. Seriously, Soccy, it needs to go.

Yup


Anyway, great thread! i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 17 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 11:49:48 AM)
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Nova and FA are right about the facial hair. But nice pics. Although I seem to recall you having a picture of "hot" girl and fat bitch, but there is no hot girl in the picture.
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Reply 18 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 12:28:38 PM)
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Although I seem to recall you having a picture of "hot" girl and fat bitch, but there is no hot girl in the picture.


HINT:

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Reply 19 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 01:15:10 PM)
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Reply 20 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 01:45:13 PM)
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DAMN YOU ALL WITH THE HAIR
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 21 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 02:02:32 PM)
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Quoted from blacksun:
Quoted from Jota:
Although I seem to recall you having a picture of "hot" girl and fat bitch, but there is no hot girl in the picture.


HINT:




I still don't see a hot girl.
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Reply 22 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 02:06:34 PM)
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With that moustache, it's a wonder that the police allow you near children.

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Pretty good pictures.
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Reply 23 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 02:21:33 PM)
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Not a great picture, but yeah that's them. And Scott, you're a bitch.
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Reply 24 of 67 (Originally posted on: 06-14-03 02:27:06 PM)
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This picture confuses me:



Way to be weird.

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