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old.jimmy
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(Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:34:52 PM)
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the fat slut across from my cubicle is hiccuping/burping, and every time it sounds like she's going to hurl up some half-eaten fetus. if she does it one more time i'm either going to a) throw up all over my cubicle. b) kick her in her fat teeth. c) bitch about it on some internet forum.
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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Reply 1 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:35:33 PM)
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C sounds like a good option.
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Reply 2 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:38:19 PM)
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If she's fat then why would you want to go out with her?
I'm a Bloody Aussie!
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Reply 3 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:41:36 PM)
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i told myself that at first, too, but then when i hear that half wretch/half belch emanating from her malformed mandibles, i just can't help myself.
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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Reply 4 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:43:44 PM)
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Are we looking at... Wife of KKortKerry?
To the victor goes the spoils, To the spoils goes the splendor, but splendor spoils victors.
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Reply 5 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:45:29 PM)
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Jabba the Hut?
I'm a Bloody Aussie!
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Reply 6 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:46:36 PM)
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KKK is to ugly to get a wife.
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Reply 7 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 09:48:15 PM)
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That's a good point, why would someone be fat and ugly just because they're married to someone fat and ugly

What I meant to say is that it's probably the lovechild of Jabba the Hutt and King Kerry
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Reply 8 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 07:53:38 AM)
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Maybe it's the Virgin Mary.
yay?
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Reply 9 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 06:39:39 PM)
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Maybe it's YOUR MOM!!!

Ohhhh!
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Reply 10 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 06:40:17 PM)
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I'd disregard anything said by a person with a custom title like that...
yay?
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Reply 11 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 06:53:55 PM)
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Maybe it's.....YOUR MOM!!

Ohhhh!
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Reply 12 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 06:55:32 PM)
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Wow, it like commands authority and stuff now.
yay?
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Reply 13 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 06:57:17 PM)
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Yeah.

[size=4]Fuck You, Salamando![/size]
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Reply 14 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 06:58:43 PM)
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It's so profane and violent.
yay?
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Reply 15 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 07:03:17 PM)
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SALAMANDO FONDLES LITTLE BOYS!!
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Reply 16 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 09:33:51 PM)
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Not as much as FMP does. But I still get along.
*sips tea*
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Reply 17 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 09:51:34 PM)
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Stop drinking tea, sissy...
yay?
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Reply 18 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 10:09:05 PM)
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Fucking brit.
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Reply 19 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-30-02 10:56:07 PM)
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The tea was spiked. QUITE spiked mind you.
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Reply 20 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-31-02 12:17:51 AM)
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I get the feeling Salamando is quite the pansy-ass fucker.

Maybe he should go stick some dolls up his ass and call that Easter.
Zealotry from Rome to Mecca, millions more become infected - God cannot be mass projected, or beaten out through forced confession. It's for all of us to ponder, not for dogma's chain to hold us down. Wake up and put the past where it belongs - Dying Fetus
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Reply 21 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-31-02 12:20:53 AM)
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Sal: I ma soooooo drnuk!!~!~!1
Sal's Mom: Honey, what happened to my mouthwash?
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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Reply 22 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-31-02 12:39:14 AM)
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How would Sally iterate the poorly worded AOL-type internet speak in the real world?

Seizures and jittery hand movements?
Zealotry from Rome to Mecca, millions more become infected - God cannot be mass projected, or beaten out through forced confession. It's for all of us to ponder, not for dogma's chain to hold us down. Wake up and put the past where it belongs - Dying Fetus
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Reply 23 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-31-02 01:23:13 AM)
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One would think the tildas would be hard.
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Reply 24 of 86 (Originally posted on: 03-31-02 04:51:23 AM)
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LOOK HOW CONFUSED YOU ARE?
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