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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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(Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:21:58 PM)
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Some goddamn slut that I work with actually had the fucking nerves to say that the both Vikings are Pirates are uncool.

It went like this...me and my boss (who happens to be cool) were discussing which one would prevail in a huge battle, the Vikings or the Pirates. And this little bitch walks in and she's all like: "Yeah! They both suck! LOLz". So me and my boss inquired, in hopes to find some sort of logic behind her reasoning, in order for us to properly extort the frailties. It turns out that the only reasoning she has is that neither of them are "cool".

That drew the line right there folks. You can't get away with that shit...not when I'm around. I whipped out my battle hammer, and my boss took out his hook and we attacked.

I delivered a quick blow to the neck, which she managed to deflect with her immense stupidity, but Carl (the boss in question) took advantage of her one-track mind and grapled her mid section with the hook. Now, her brain overloaded and started shutting down, so I hit again to the neck. I didn't fail twice. We then disposed of her body in the back, next to wear we store the Pizza toppings.

Then we continued our discussion.


I mean, she TOTALLY had it coming though. You don't get away with that shit.
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Reply 1 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:44:16 PM)
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Why the fucking hell didn't you rape her corpse like a good Pirate or Viking would've done?
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 2 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:46:18 PM)
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FUCK! I swear to God, Soccy, you are never around when I need you*.













*which is obviously all the time.
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Reply 3 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:48:49 PM)
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Quick! I bet the body has yet to start decomposing!

Off to the pizza topping area!
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 4 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:50:35 PM)
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By now, she's part of the toppings. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Oh well, at least the Pirates and Vikings can claim a moral victory here.
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Reply 5 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:53:23 PM)
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Wait a second here.

Are we talking about the swashbuckling pirates and the "omg look @ us we're scandinavian lol" vikings or the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Minnesota Vikings?
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Reply 6 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:54:21 PM)
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The former over the latter.
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Reply 7 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:54:42 PM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
Wait a second here.

Are we talking about the swashbuckling pirates and the "omg look @ us we're scandinavian lol" vikings or the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Minnesota Vikings?


I think, in either case, there would've been some raping with a woman's corpse.
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 8 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-30-03 11:56:21 PM)
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Quoted from Socc:
there would've been some raping with a woman's corpse.

All in a hard day's work.

LOL!
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Reply 9 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 12:12:08 AM)
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*masturbates all over dead baby*
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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Reply 10 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 12:13:40 AM)
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That was a HUGE thread crossover.

Let's not stray from the topic...there's one less bitch in the world because of the Vikings and Pirates.
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Reply 11 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 12:21:52 AM)
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*rejoices*

*sacrifices a goat*
What tha honeys think of this hunk of Latin heat:
"you look totally adorable. definately worthy of leg-humping." - PopRocks
"If I weren't a good girl, I would hump your leg. You look very nice." - Skye
"Aww, you're cute." - Mellie
"You look very nice, Socks." - Sunny
"You look creepy and you're a nerd." - Sarah
"[The eyebrows] are all sculpted and what not. Latino heat!" - Zippo
"If I were a chick and retarded, I'd sleep with you." - Brad
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Reply 12 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 04:37:48 AM)
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Wait, are we talking about 9th century Vikings from scandinavia versus pirates from which time? is it pirates (buccaneers) like blackbeard who roamed around cuba, jamaica etc. ?
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Reply 13 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 05:12:10 AM)
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Pirates and Vikings just can't be compared.

Vikings actually had their own sort of society, they were pretty much a civilization.

Pirates are just groups of hardcore bandits.

They both rule, but they can't be compared.
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Reply 14 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 09:33:05 AM)
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This discussion was not a comparison, but more who would kick more ass in a huge battle. And as we all know, it's the bimbo that always loses.
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Reply 15 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 10:53:06 AM)
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Vikings would win, pirates are no good in huge numbers.
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Reply 16 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 12:51:58 PM)
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But pirates have gunpowder.

But vikings have Odin.

I don't know, I'd lean towards the vikings, but it's still a good battle.
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Reply 17 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 02:32:07 PM)
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My question is:

Who would win in a drinking contest?
When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting on death row
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Reply 18 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 03:22:48 PM)
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Vikings kick ass, pirates are just too drunk for my taste.
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Reply 19 of 68 (Originally posted on: 05-31-03 03:31:55 PM)
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The ninjas show up and the Vikings and pirates unite to fight them and the ninjas STILL kick their asses.
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Reply 20 of 68 (Originally posted on: 06-02-03 12:53:28 PM)
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Vikings would kick ass. Their beserks self-heal.
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Reply 21 of 68 (Originally posted on: 06-02-03 01:20:42 PM)
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yeah, but sams are anti UU, you know that.
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Reply 22 of 68 (Originally posted on: 06-02-03 01:29:43 PM)
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yeah, but sams are anti UU, you know that.


Yeah but this is pirates. Britain had pirates at one time. Britons navy in AoK sucks.
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Reply 23 of 68 (Originally posted on: 06-02-03 01:52:49 PM)
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In a battle, Vikings would beat Pirates. Vikings are infinitely more organized. The Pirates are just groups of outlaws. There's no way they could trust each other long enough to beat any substansial Viking force. Pirates are cowards anyways. They always attacked unsuspecting merchant ships and would then run away. Vikings aren't afraid of anything, and would never run away from a battle. Vikings win.
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Reply 24 of 68 (Originally posted on: 06-02-03 01:59:47 PM)
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The vikings also had a natural high type thing:

Quoted from AoK Manual:
The extreme fit or form of madness that seemed to overcome Viking Beserks was known as the Beserkergang. It was described as beginning with a chill, shivering, and chattering of teeth. Then the body temperature seemed to soar, swelling the face and turning it red. Now fully enraged, a man attaining this state would howl like a wild animal, go apparently mad (witnesses report the biting of a shield), and cut down everyone they met indiscriminately. When the rage had passed, the Beserk fell into a torpor or depression that may have lasted for days.


Now that would kick ass.
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