mirthalac
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(Originally posted on: 05-21-03 11:14:18 PM)
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My goodness, where to begin.
For the longest time, I have been anti-cell phone, at least for my personal use. I really appreciate when other people have them and can bail my sorry ass out of otherwise shitty situations. Like that one time in Hanoi... but that's a different story.
My biggest reasoning against getting a cell phone is that i don't want to become "that guy". We all know "that guy", he's the guy that gets a phone call during a movie, at the really intense dramatic part when the main characters are listening to see if they might just survive the impending disaster and since he's the ruler of the universe he has decided to share the results of his syphilis test with a now angry theatre full of rabid flesh eating monsters that want to show him where he can shove his syphilis infested, blistered and bleeding cock and oh yeah, just because it came back clean this time doesn't mean you won't get it from a guy named "Bruco" who makes you his bitch on a weekend layover in cleveland.
so i don't want to be "that guy". maybe my realization of "that guy"dom will allow me to not fall into that trappings that lead to such behavior. maybe not. maybe next time you're on a bus and over hear someone talking about how he's the illegitimate father of half of the nation's childern, that might be me.
anyway, please share your cell phone nonsense to help me feel a little better about me having one of my own.
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