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(Originally posted on: 03-28-02 08:03:43 PM)
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Goddamn motherfucking son of a honkey fuck bitch! I can't fucking stand how piece of shit slow this loads. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE 3-5 SECOND LOAD TIMES??? I am going to go fucking insane if I don't figure this motherbitch out before the end of the night.

The other server:

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Load Time: 0.355 seconds


This server:

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Load Time: 67.343 seconds


WHAT THE FLYING MOTHERFUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING BITCH!

Although, if you go to the front page, or do anything that doesn't involve viewing the forum index page or viewing a thread, you get 0.020 second load times, whereas on the other fucking server, you get 0.400 second load times.

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Reply 1 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 08:12:26 PM)
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Sandamnit, have you been skipping your daily morphine injections?
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Reply 2 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 09:27:21 PM)
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Yeah, I can definitely tell the difference. Big difference.

But I'm sure it will all work out okay like one of those fairy tale happy endings.
yay?
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Reply 3 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 09:32:11 PM)
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Some sections run fast as hell, while other parts run slow as hell. The new server is twice as fast as the old server though, which is weird, because you would think that a faster server would yield faster load times. You would think that right? Wrong!

Either way, within the next few days, the server admin and myself are going to try and get the root of the problem. In the meantime, we'll all just have to deal with the extraordinarily, sporadically slow forums.

Might I suggest going to yoru preferences and lowering your Thread/Reply maximum as low as you can possibly stand, that will lead to the pages loading faster.
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Reply 4 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 09:52:53 PM)
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after looking at the title I thought you meant mentally.

This is amazing.
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Reply 5 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 09:57:14 PM)
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Why isn't anyone giving Sandamnit his morphine?!
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Reply 6 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 10:05:37 PM)
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It seems to be going normal, if not really fast right now.
yay?
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Reply 7 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 10:14:00 PM)
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Seems fine to me.
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Reply 8 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 10:19:24 PM)
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quit calling me slow. just because i'm 23 and can't read doesn't mean i'm slow. *cries*
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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Reply 9 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 10:25:42 PM)
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That's ok, some words are just nice to look at. Take "Sluth" for example.
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Reply 10 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 10:51:17 PM)
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BOOYAH! I SOLVED THE PROBLEM!

I was conversing with Sandamnit over MSN, and I told him I got a 24 second load time on the main forum page. Then I remembered I was downloading something at the time, and how it went faster when I wasn't downloading something. From this he realized that the time is how long it takes for the forum to compile the HTML and send it to you or something.

BOOYAH!
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Reply 11 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 10:56:28 PM)
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This is going to save me a shitload of time. Thank you FA!
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Reply 12 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 11:03:55 PM)
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Now CHANGE MY TITLE TO SOMETHING COOL!
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Reply 13 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 11:10:35 PM)
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Done and done.
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Reply 14 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-28-02 11:49:24 PM)
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Hello.
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Reply 15 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 06:45:20 AM)
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i had my morphine last night...
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Reply 16 of 16 (Originally posted on: 03-29-02 06:49:16 AM)
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